maine kaha par mere bare main v to kuch socho.. to sam ne kaha kiya sochu bata tu bhi chodna chata hain kiya? maine kaha nahi yaar wo bas aap log hi karo but mujhe v to dekhne do kuch. main to bas ushe dekhna chata hu. to sam ne kaha ok kuch sochta hu kaise tu dekh sake sab kuch. maine kaha ek idea hain mere pas. to usne kaha bata kiya idea hain. maine kaha are yaar ab to maal ko pata hi chuke ho to ab hottle main rehke kiyu paisa barbad kar rahe ho. sidha ghar pe hi aajao aur isse tumhe aur v aasani hogi jab marzi mom ki band bajate rehna. usne ye sunke bahut khus huya aur kaha ha yaar isme to sach main bahut maza aayega. aur ha paisa v bach jayega. maine kaha tum bas sali ko expose karte rahena. usne kaha are yaar tu tenson mat le main dekhte ja kiya kiya karti hu uske sath. par yaar main tere ghar kaise aayu? maine kaha uski fikar tum mat karo tum bas apna lund khara rakho aj raat ko mom ki chut ka bhosda banane ke liye. usne kaha ha ha mera lund hamesha ready hi rehta hain teri maa ke liye. fir sham ko mom ne bataya beta ek problem hain. maine kaha kaisa problem mom. to usne kaha ki sam ji ka phone aaya tha aur wo aj mom ko movie dekhne ke liye le jana chate hain. to maine kaha ok to jao na isme kiya problem hain. mom ne kaha wo actually sam ji ko evening show ka ticket nahi mila to usne night show ka ticket liya hain to mujhe aate aate late ho sakti hain. isliye wo soch raha hain ke main kahi bura to nahi manuga na? maine kaha are mom ap kaisi baatein kar rahe ho. agar bura manna hi hota to kal raat jab ap uske sath ruke the tab hi manta, hain na. mom ne sir hilake kaha ha wo to hain....par matlab..maine kaha par..war kuch nahi ap uncle ko phone kar ke ha keh do. mom ne mere samne hi sam ko phone lagaya aur kaha ha main ap aajana mujhe lene ke liye. maine ishara se mom ko sofe pe baithne ko kaha. mom mana kar rahe the to maine uski hath pakad ke bitha diya... fir maine suna mom dhimi awaz main baatein kar rahi thi. mom ne kaha nahi nahi aj sayad nahi ho payega. fir mom ne kaha ok try karenge bye.

fir mom apne room main jake taiyar hone lage. kareb 7.30 ko jab mom apne room se bahar aaye to ushe dekhke mujhe ajeb sa laga. mom ne aj ek shiffon ka saree pehen rakha tha. mom saree main v kafi hot lag raha tha par ispe kal ki dress jaise baat nahi thi. to maine kaha mom kiya ap aj ye saree pehen ke sam uncle ke sath movie dekhne janewale ho! mom ne kaha ha, kiyu aachi nahi lag rahi hu is saree main? maine kaha ha aachi to lag rahe ho par kal aap aur v jada khubsurat lag rahe the us ghagra, choli main. mom ne kaha par beta wo to kal pehenna tha na, to is liye aj saree pehen liya. roz roz ek hi dress thodi hi na pehente hain. maine kaha ha mom mujhe pata hain ke roz roz apko same dress nahi pehenna chahiye. par mera matlab tha ki aj bhi apko kal ki hi tarha koi dress pehenna chahiye tha. us type ke dress main ap sach main kamal lagti ho.

mom ne kaha matlab tere kehne ka matlab hain ki mujhe roz ghagra choli pehenna chahiye? maine kaha are nahi mom, ap samjhe nahi mera matlab hain ki kalwala dress main ap bahut hot lag rahe the. to ap ko us type ke hi morden dress pehen na chahiye. mom ye sunke bahut sarma gaya aur kaha ye tu kiya keh raha hain. aisi baatein mat kar mujhe bahut saram aaraha hain. maine kaha are mom ap bhi na itna mat sarmao. main to apki bhale ke liye hi keh raha hu. mom ne kaha matlab mere bhale ke liye kaise? maine kaha dekho mom ab to uncle ke sath Apki aachi dosti hogayi hain na. mom ne thoda sarmate huye kaha hq matlab wo bahut aache insan hain. maine kaha dekho uncle apse shadi karna chahata hain. par mujhe bhi pata hain ki yah possible nahi hain...aur uncle ne bhi koi jor jabardasti nahi kiya. fir bhi wo apse milne ke liye apni itni busy schedule main se time nikal ke apse milne ke liye humare city main aaya hain. to ap kuch dino ke liye uski girlfriend to ban hi sakte ho na. mom yeh girlfriend wali baat sunke thodi chukh gaya. aur harbarhat main kaha nahi nahi beta main uski g.f kaise ban sakti hu. agar kisi ko pata chal gaya to...main to mar hi jayungi. maine kaha are kis ko pata chalega...aur kaise pata chalega....kiya ap ko lagta hain ke main sab ko yeh batanewala hu....ya ap sab ko dhindora pitke batanewale ho ke sam uncle ke sath apka chakkar chal raha hain. mom ne kaha nahi....aisa to nahi hain par...maine kaha are mom chorona par war ko...main bas apko pehle jaisa udas nahi dekh sakta hu..ajkal ap kitna khus lagti ho...aur mujhe pata hain ke ye sab sam uncle ke waja se hi hain. ap ki unke sath dosti hone ke baad se hi ap itna khus rehne lage ho. to kiya mom apko nahi lagta jo insan apko itna khus rakhta hain, apko bhi uske liye kuch karna chahiye?

mom ne kaha ha wo to hain..maine kaha to fir itna jhijhak kiyu rahe ho. aur ab to dad bhi ghar pe nahi hain. to ap bhi khulke jilo apni jindegi. main to chata hu ke ap uncle ke sath jada se jada time spend karo. taki ap aur jada khus reh sako. mom ne yeh sunke bahut khus huya aur kaha thanks beta sach main tum mere liye kitna sochte ho. aur mujhe hugh kar diya. maine kaha aacha ye sab choro yeh batao kiya ap sach main is saree main uncle ke sath movie dekhne jana chate ho? mom ne ispe apni taraf dekhte huye kaha ha kiyu kiya burai hain is saree main! maine kaha wo ho moum koi burai nahi hain is saree main, par jaisa ki abhi maine kaha ki ab to ap uncle ki g.f ki tarha hi hona. to ap ko nahi lagta ki ab uncle ke sath rehte waqt apko kuch morden type ke dress pehenna chahiye. aur isse ap aur bhi jada jawan lagoge. mom ne sarmate huye kaha hat mujhe koi jawan nahi dikhna hain. main aise hi thik hu. maine dekha aise to baat bannewali nahi hain. to maine socha kiyu na mom ki brainwash karne ki koshis kiya jaye. to maine mom se kaha dekho mom ap kiya mante ho ke sam uncle ke sath ab apki bahut aachi dosti hogayi hain? mom ne turant jawab diya ki ha bilkul. to maine kaha aur wo apko hamesha khus rakhti hain? mom ne kaha ha. maine firse kaha to kiya ap chate ho ki kal ko ap ki dosti uske sath tut jaye? kiya ap ye man sakoge? mom ne yeh baat sunte hi thoda darr gaye aur kaha nahi nahi kabhi nahi. par beta tum aisa kiyu bol rahe ho? maine kaha dekho mom itni emotional mat ho. main bas apko practical baatein hi bata rahi hu. dekho ap to jante hi ho ki sam uncle abhi bhi bahut jawan hain, aur sath main handsome bhi(kahe ka handsome, bhalu ki tarha lagta hain). mom ne sarmate huye kaha ha. maine kaha uparse bahut amir bhi hain, aur abhi tak usne shaadi bhi nahi kiya to aise main agar kal ko koi jawan ladki uski paiso ke liye agar usko apni jaal main fasa le to kiya ap ko lagta hain uske baad bhi uncle ap ke sath dosti barkarar rakh payenge? mom ye sunke bahut ghabra gaya aur kaha to beta main kiya karu. maine kaha to ap uski sach main hi g.f banne ka koshis karo. mom ne kaha kaise? maine kaha dekho agar ap aj apni b.f ke sath movie dekhne jate to kiya is saree main jate kiya? nahi na. ab apko kuch hot type ke dress pehenna chahiye taki uncle ko ap aur bhi jada jawan lago. dekho kal apko us ghagra choli main dekhke uncle kitna khus huya tha na. kiyu ki wo bhi yehi chate hain. aur apne bhi kaha na kal party main sabhi apki dress ki tarif kar rahe the. to us waqt uncle ko ap pe kitna proud fill huya hoga. mom ab mere baatein dhayn se sun rahe the. iska matlab hain ki mera plan kam kar gaya.

 actually mom baat sirf cinema dekhne ki nahi hain, important hain ke aap kiske sath cinema dekhne ja rahe ho. agar aap family ke sath ja rahe ho to ye saree thik hain. par aj aap uncle ke sath ja rahe ho. matlab like his g.f . ye sunke mom sarmane laga. to maine kaha oh come on mom ab aap uske g.f ho is baat se to inkaar mat karo. mom ne kaha nahi waisa kuch bhi nahi hain. maine kaha are kuch dino ke liye hi to sahi, ab to man jao. mom ne sarmate huye hi kaha ok. maine kaha to fir aap hi socho koi bhi b.f kiya ye chahegi ki uski g.f uske sath saree pehen ke movie dekhne jaye aur wo bhi night show main? mom ne kaha matlab? main kuch samjhi nahi. maine kaha mom plz ab itna bhi bhola mat bano.. mom ne kaha are main kaha bhola ban raha hu. mujhe sach main pata nahi tu kiya kehna chati hain. aur maine bataya na humara to evening show ka plan tha par ticket na milne se hi wo night show ka plan bana. maine kaha ha mom mujhe pata hain..par dekho night show main aap dono sath ja rahe ho...corner site ka hi ticket hoga.. aur us time hall main bhi jada bhir nahi rehti hain. us time jadatar couples hi jate hain. to sam uncle aur aap ko kafi waqt milega akele rehene ke liye. aur fir hall ke light off hote hi sare couples ek dusre se chipkne main lag jayenge. mom ye sab sunke saram se bilkul lal lal ho rahe the. usne kaha tu ye sab kiya bol raha hain. maine kaha dekha mom apne promise kiya tha fir bhi aap bura man rahe hain mere baato ka. mom ne jhijak te huye kaha are nahi main bura kaha mani, main to bas ye keh raha tha ki hum dono aisa kuch nahi karnewale hain. hum to sirf movie dekhne ja rahe hain. maine kaha oh mom aap to bilkul purane kheyalo ki auroto ki tarha hi sochte ho. aaj kal ye sab normal si baat hain. jab g.f b.f ke sath movie dekhne jate hain to aisa hota hi hain. thoda kiss viss to normal si baat hain

mom ko sarmate huye dekhke maine kaha kiya mom aap to bilkul nayi naveli dulhan ki tarha sarmane lage kiss ki baat sunte hi. batao na ab tak uncle ne aap kitni nar kiss kiya hain? mom ne kaha hat aisa kuch nahi hain. maine mom ki hath pakad liya aur kaha plz mom mujhse juth mat bolo, aisa ho hi nahi sakta ki uncle ne abhi tak aap ko kiss hi na kiya ho. aur aap ne abhi mujhse wada bhi kiya hain ke aap mujhse abse khul ke baatein karoge. aur aap to mujhse kuch share hi nahi kar rahe ho...mom ne kaha nahi....sach main...maine kaha aacha parso jab hum uncle ke sath ghumne gaye the....usdin to uncle ne mere samne hi aap ko kiss kiya tha. aur kal puri raat aap uske sath bilkul akele the tab usne ek baar bhi kiss nahi kiya? ye to koi bacha bhi yekin nahi karega. mom ye sunke sarmate huye kaha ha bas ek do bar hi aisa huya hain...main ye sunte hi has pada aur kaha ha ha ha mom aap thodi der pehle tak uncle ki g.f hone ki naam se sarma rahe the..aur ab dekho aap khud hi maan rahe ho ke aap ne uske sath kiss bhi kiya hain. 

itne main hamare ghar ke bahar car ki horn ki awaz sunai diya aur hum dono hi darwaja taraf dekha. thodi hi der main dorr bell bajane laga to mom darwaja kholne ke liye chala gaya. hume pata lag tha ki jarur sam hi aaya hoga. mom ne darwaja kholte hi sam uncle ne mom ko jakad liya aur uski gulabi honto ko jaise hi kiss karne gaya mom ne jaldi se apni hatho se uski chera hata te huye dhimi awaz main kaha kiya kar rahe ho beta hain ghar pe wo dekh lega. sam ne bhi dhimi awaz main kaha kiya karu kamini ab tumhare bina ek pal bhi guzarna bahut muskil ho chuka hain. mom ne kaha par ab choro yaha beta hain wo dekh lega to bahut muskil ho jaye ga ab to main tumhare sath hi jane wale hu na.. ye sun ke sam ne mom ko chor diya. aur mom ne sam ko andhar aake bethne ko kaha. mom ne kaha aap thodi der betho mera make up thoda baki hain. bas 10 minute pe ho jayega. sam ne sofe pe beith te huye kaha sirf 10 minute pe are ba tum to bahut fast ho, kiyu ki aam thor pe ladkiyo ko to taiyar hone me kafi waqt lagta hain. mom ne sam ko pani dete huye kaha are main to taiyar hi hu bas thoda make up baki hain. sam ne mom ko dekhte huye thoda chokne ki expression dete huye kaha kiya, matlab tum aise jao ge? mom ne aap ne aap ko dekhke kaha ha, kiyu ispe kiya kharabi hain? sam ne kaha are kiya kharabi hain matlab! aapni saree to dekho. ye tum ne kaisa dress up kiya. hum cinema dekhne ja rahe hain aur fir dinner karne resturent main bhi jayenge.. kisi ki shoksava main nahi ja rahe hain. tumhe koi aur dress pehenna chahiye tha na. mom ne kaha ha par mere pass koi aur dress nahi hain is liye hi maine saree pehna hain. sam ne kaha to fir koi aachi si saree to pehente ye kiya buddhi ke jaisa saree pehna hain, kiyu sid. maine bhi kaha ha uncle main bhi to mom ko kab se yahi keh raha hu. lekin abhi hamare liye ek shoking news aana baki tha. jo ki hum tino ke hi life main kisi bijli ki tarha aachanak aake gira..

wo shocking news ye tha ki sam mom se baate kar hi rahe the tab unke mobile pe ek call aaya. aur sam ko phone pe baate karte waqt kuch pareshan lag rahe the. phone cut karne ke baad mom ne unse pucha to sam ne unhe kaha ki uski secretary ka phone tha. usne kaha ki sam ko bussiness ke silsile main 2-3 din ke liye goa jana padega. aur yeh kam thoda important hain to sam ko kal subah hi goa jane ke liye rabana hona padega. ye sun te hi mom bahut mayus ho gaya, aur main to mom se bhi jada mayus ho gaya. kiyu ab mera sara plan bigarnewala tha. sam ne kaha sorry kamini mujhe kam ke silsile main kuch dino ke liye bahar jana par raha hain. mom ne kaha it's ok. par uski chere se uski udasi saf saf jhalak raha tha. maine jhat se kaha uncle agar aap kal bahar jane hi wale ho to kiyu na aaj rat hamare ghar pe hi ruk jao. waise bhi phir na jane kab aaoge.. aur aaj hamare ghar pe ruk jao ge to mom ko bhi aap ki company mil jayegi.. uncle ne mom ki taraf dekhte huye kaha.. nahi ye kaise ho sakta hain beta.. mera yaha pe rukna thik nahi hoga.. maine kaha are uncle kuch nahi hoga.. aur waise bhi ab ghar pe dad bhi nahi hain. aur kal aap chale jaoge to mom ko bhi bahut bura lagega to kiyu na aap dono jitna ho sake ek dusre ke sath time spend karlo... kiyu mom. mom ne bhi meri baato pe sammati de diya aur uncle ko humare ghar pe hi rukne ko kaha. uncle ne ispar kaha ok thik hain to main jake hottle se mera saman le aata hu. kal yehi se chala jayunga. yeh keh ke uncle chala gaya. fir maine mom ko dekha to wo bahut udas lag raha tha. main samajh gaya ki ab mom ko sam ki lat lag gaya hain. main bhi apsos kar raha tha. hey bhagban ab to mom ko sam se itna jada pat gaya tha ki ab sam mom se bahut kuch karba sakta tha. abhi usko bahar jana tha. ye sab sochte sochte mere dimag main ek idea aaya aur mujhe khusi se nachne ko man kar raha tha. maine mom se kaha mom mujhe mere ek dost ko phone karna hain. aap ka mobile dijiye na plz. mom se mobile leke main sidha sam ko phone kiya aur kaha aap ghar pe aane se pehle mujhe miss call dena. mujhe aapse bahar 5 minute ke liye milna hain. sam ne kaha ok. fir 20 minute baad jaise hi uska miss call aaya main bhag ke bahar chala gaya aur uska intezar karne laga. sam se bahar mil ke maine ushe apna plan bataya aur wo bhi khus ho gaya. fir mere ghar lautne ke thodi der baad jab sam hamare ghar pe aaya. to maine mom ke samne hi sam se pucha uncle aap ka goa ka kaam kiya bahut urgent hain? to usne kaha beta warna mera bhi jane ka man nahi kar raha hain. maine ha uncle aur mom bhi aap ko bahut miss karenge kiyu ki aap ko to pata hi hain ab aap dono kitne aache friend ban gaye ho. agar hum log bhi aap ke sath chal sakte to kitna aacha hota. uncle ye sunte hi jaise uchal pade. usne kaha are ha yeh to maine socha hi nahi kiyu nahi chal sakte...chalo tum dono bhi mere sath chalo.. mera kaam to 2-3 din me hi khatam hojaye ga fir hum tino khub ghumenge waha aur khub masti karenge...

lekin mom ko hamara plan kuch thik nahi laga, to usne kaha nahi nahi hum kaise ja sakte hain. aur agar logo ko pata chal gaya ki hum dono ek bahar ke admi ke sath goa ghumne gaye to wo sab hamare bare main kiya sochega. maine kaha are mom kisi ko kaise pata chalega? aur agar jarurat pade to hum dono alag se ghar se niklenge. ap tenson mat lo..kuch nahi hoga. mom ne kaha nahi beta tum samajh nahi rahe ho aur phir tumhare dad v to ghar pe nahi hain. to unse puche bina main kaise bahar ghumne ja sakti hu. agar ushe ye pata chal gaya to wo mere bare main kitna galat sochenge. maine kaha aare mom dad ko kuch pata chalne ki tenson hi nahi hain. tum bas dad ko phone karke yeh keh do ki hum dono kuch dino ke liye aap ke kisi saheli ke pas ja rahe hain ghumne. aur rahi baat dad ki permison ki to mom aap to pehle bhi sam uncle ke sath bahar ja chuke ho na dad ko bina bataye....aur sam uncle thodi hi na koi ajnabe hain. aap to unke sath raat bhi gujar chuke ho, hain na. mom yeh sunke thoda shock hoke kaha beta tum kiya kehna chaheto ho. maine jaldi se kaha matlab aap raat bhar ruke the na usdin uncle ke sath wahi keh raha tha. ab uncle ne bhi mom ko insist karna suru kar diya to mom bhi dhire dhire raji hone lage.

Iske baad dhire dhire mom bhi raji hone lage. par sayad hamare convense karne se bhi jada is liye taki wo sam uncle ke sath kuch aur waqt bita sake. ushe ye samajh aa gaya tha ki is trip ke bahane wo sam ke sath jada waqt bita payega. usse is baat ki khusi to thi par uske man me darr bhi tha ki agar kisi ko is trip ke bare main pata chal gaya ya phir dad ko kisi tarha se pata chal gaya to kiya hoga. par bar bar hamare kehne pe ab wo bhi raji hone laga. fir usne mujhse kaha beta tum jara apne kamre pe jao mujhe uncle se kuch baat karni hain. main chala to gaya par door ke pas khada hoke unlogo ki baate sunne laga. mom ne uncle se keh raha tha ki agar sid hamare sath rehga to ushe mere samne bahut saram aayega. is par uncle ne kaha tum tenson mat lo kamini sid abhi bacha hain, ushe kuch samajh nahi aayega. aur main hu na, main ushe samhal lunga. chalo ab mujhe kiss karo. mom ne sarma ke kaha nahi mujhe saram aa rahi hain. to uncle ne uske galo pe hath rakh ke kaha iska matlab tum mujhse pyar nahi karte ho. mom ne jaldi se sar hila ke kaha aisa nahi hain. plz aap aisa mat kehna. uncle ne kaha to phir abhi mujhe kiss kar ke prove karo. mom ne sarmate huye hich kichate huye uske hontho pe dhire se kiss kar diya aur is se pehle ke mom apna honth hatate, uncle ne jhat se mom ko pakad liya aur khud bhi unke rasile hontho ko chumne lage. mom bilkul chokh gaya tha uncle ki har kato se aur khud ko unse churane ke koshis karne lage. is par uncle ne ushe aur bhi jor se pakad liya aur waise hi kiss karne laga.