To bas aakhirkar ham log india sahi surakshit land ho gaye... Jis bat se sab log anjan the. Kisiko kuch nahi pata tha ke ham log yaha tapak padenge. Papa ke phone to din me ek bar aata tha. Aur wo bhi kabhi kabhi. Shayad naa bhi aaye... Unki chinta nahi thi. Par ek dar tha ke ab ham jaye to jaye kaha... Yaha hamara ilaka tha. Par hamari jan pahchan thi to ham log wo nahi kar payenge jo waha bina dare kar pa rahe the. Ek problem ye bhi thi ke ham sab log delhi land hue the. Aur mai delhi wale uncle ko kuch bhi bolna nahi chahte the... Nigeria se yaha to aa gaye. Ab yaha sab dekhna padega ke karna kya hai...

Kabir: ab aage kya karana hai. Aazad to ho chuke...
Lalit: (wo to almost ro hi chuka tha) bhai itna to sage logo ne bhi nahi kiya
Joseph: see I have my some relatives living here in delhi. I am going there. Give me your number darpan. We will be in touch.. but bye for now... I really wanted to live my life....

Hamne number exchange kiya aur wo chala gaya... Ab bap beti ki jimmedari muj par thi ya fir logo ne decide kiya hai? Par un logo ne bola we are having plan. Give me your number we will be in touch... Aur fir number exchange ke bad wo log bhi chale gaye...

Mai: lalit uncle mai chahta hu ke aap apne ghar jald hi chale jao. Pune.. mai ticket nikla deta hu. Aap mumbai jao aur fir waha se pune train se. Easy hai...
Lalit: tum?
Mai: dekho muje aap kaha rahate ho wo nahi bataya kabhi. Aap mere ghar chale jao aur fir waha ja kar kuch bhi kahani banake hame bata dena... Aur 10 din aap sambhal lena. Aisa karna kuch ke phone na kare inka pati...
Suman: par aap karna kya chahate ho?
Mai: bas ye 10 din ka maza lena chahata hu... Ham log sab milenge 10 din ke bad...
Lalit: par muje mere ghar jana hai. Aur mere gharwalo ne abhi abhi suman ke pahale pati ki madad se pune shift kiya hai. .
Mai: ha to jao... Par mere bap ko das din ka kuch bhi bahana ye safar me soch kar chipka dena. Aur muje bhi bol dena...
Lalit: tu tay kar... Wo tera bap hai ya suman ka pahala pati ho?
Mai: sab ke samne to wo abhi bhi mera bap hi hai na?

Kabir wo sab sun raha tha..

Kabir: par tu ye sab karna kya chahata hai?
Mai: aap kaha rahate hai?
Kabir: mai soch raha hu ke kya karu?
Mai: ha wo ham bad me sochte hai...

Maine sab sara intezam kiya lalit uncle ke liye aur use plane me bitha kar ham log wapas sochne baithe...

Mai: ha kabir bol...
Kabir: uncle se sidha kabir?
Mai: ha tu suman ko bhabhi bulata hai na?
Kabir: ha to?
Mai: to dost mai inka pati hu...
Kabir: hmm ok... chalega... Koi bat nahi chal... Tu king hai... Par oye suman to meri randi hai randi... Hai na?
Mai: wo tuje jo karna hai kar. Tu ise rakhail man ha randi. Tuj par hai...
Maa: mere ye pati jo chahenge wahi hoga...

Ham sab hasane lage... Maine dekha ke ab mere pas paise nahi hai. Matalb bahot kam din ke liye hai. Sab ye last moment ticket book karne me waste kar diye...

Mai: tu chup baith sali. Ham bat kar rahe hai... Ha to lalit... Paise nahi hai... Ab?
Kabir: paise to mere pas bhi nahi hai...
Mai: wo to muje pata hai... Chal iska kharid dar dhundhte hai...
Kabir: yaha?
Mai: pahale kahi chale jate hai.. ham jaha jayenge jo hame jyada shant lage aur maza bhi de.?
Maa: ek bat bolu? Kam ki hai aap ke liye..
Mai: ha bol...
Maa: chalo dehradun chale jate hai. 5 6 ghante ka rasta hai . Thand hai. Aur thandi me garami ke paise bhi jyada milenge...
Mai: sali randi ki randi hi rahegi. Pati hu tera kuch to sharam karo..
Maa: sharam na karni pade tabhi to shadi ki hai aapse... Par dehradun me mere paise achche milenge...
Mai: par waha pahale se hi sab apna mal le kar hi aate hai. Tu samaj raHi hai na... Thandi me koi hath hilane nahi jata...
Kabir: par waha randiya khojne bhi to jata hoga na koi..
Mai: ha matalab.. chalo ham log chalate hai... Ham log taxi book karate hai... Aur fir nikalte hai taxi me...
Kabir: ye rat me hame milega koi taxi? Aur sale paise? Aaaaaaa samaja samaja... Chalo aazmane ka time aaya bhabhiji ko...
Mai: tu bas baithe rahana bolna mat kuch... Mai sab dekh lunga... Ja taxi bula kar la..

Ham log airport se bahar ye bate kar rahi the aur kabir taxi bulane gaya...

Mai: ha to suman kya price rakhe teri.?
Maa: matalab?
Mai: kuch to paise lenge na logo se ... Ke muft me chudna chahati hai? To kamana kab shuru karenge?
Maa: are muft ki randi to muje bhi nahi banana... Kuch to mile muje..
Mai: chal aaj taxi me tera sauda karata hu. Ek bar ya do bar chudegi?
Maa: 5 ghante hai to bhale bechara 2 bar maze leta...

Kabir wapas aaya...

Kabir: are bhai koi nahi aa raha...
Mai: chal suman ham dono jate hai... Kabir inka sauda karenge to abhi line lag jayegi. Tu saman ka khayal rakh. Ham aate hai...

Mai aur maa nikal pade taxi ke liye...

Mai: suman tune ye pahan to liya par isme tu apne mamme ya apne jalawe kaise dikhayegi? Pallu hataye to bhi pura gala dhak kar baithi hai..
Maa: par muje thodi pata tha ke aap muje dehradun le kar ja rahe hai... Muje laga ke aap muje mere pahale pati ke samane rakh doge... Warna to mai T-shirt short me to kisiko bhi seduce kar hi sakati thi..
Mai: to abhi to teri to kasoti hai meri jan. Ab jo tu agar pata le taxi ko dehradun ke liye... muft me... Matalab do bar ke sex ke badale me to fir manu...
Maa: accha chalenge? Mera pati muje challenge de raha hai?
Mai: ha bilkul... Muje dekhna hai ke tu aise aise seduce karegi?
Maa: chalo batati hu aapko...

Aur fir maa aur mai najdik ke ek taxi stand tak pahunche... Par waha to ek hi taxi tha... Ham kahi alag jagah par the.. ham logo ne actually na airport galat hi chhod diya tha. Ham logo ko waha se hi jugad kar lena chahie tha... Par ham log bahar aa gaye.... Rat ko sab se bada khatara maa ke sath kuch ho na jaye aisa hona chahie tha. Par yaha to ham log bakara dhundh rahe the ke maa ke sath wo kuch kare ta ke free me pahunch jaye...

Maa wo taxi me gai to mai bhi piche piche tha... Andar ek 50 55 sal ka aadami so raha tha... Wo to snoring bhi kar raha tha.. jor jor se... Maine dhyan se dekha sala ye to taxi stand hai hi nahi. Yaha ye banda sone aaya hai sirf aise lag raha tha.

Maa: suno Bhai...
Mai: bhai?
Maa: jaise aap madarchod bane. Inko bahanchod banate hai...

Mai has pada ke driver utha. Hame kuch bolne ka mauka hi nahi mila...

Driver: o madam yaha kidhar aa gaye.. haya kuch nahi hai jao yaha se...

Maine sab lead maa ko lene diya.. muje dekhna hai ke maa kya karati hai....

Ha to dosto maa ko maine taxi ke sath lead lene diya...

Maa: bhai hame dehradun jana hai.
Driver: par wo 5 ghante hai. Return bhada bhi nahi milta. Aur na bahan wo overnight journey ho jayegi... Jao..
Maa: are bhai sahab maze se ghum bHi lena dehradun... Hamare sath ek din rah kar wapas aa jana. Paise denge na ham.. paise kam pad gaye to...

Maa ne seductive andaz me kaha... Ye aakhiri sentence. Paise kam pad gaye to... Driver chonka... Wo khada ho gaya aur muje aur maa ko ghurne laga...

Driver: kaun hai madam aap?
Maa: koi nahi. Bas aap hame chhod doge please?
Driver: mamsab aap chale jao yaha Se warna koi dekh lega to problem ho jayega...
Maa: dekho mere sath 2 gents bhi hai. Ek sath hai idhar aur dusra bahar hai near to airport...
Driver: are nahi jana mamsab Jao idhar se... Wo bhai le jao ise...
Maa: aap akele hai?
Driver: aap ko kya. Aap jao...
Maa: mai aage ki seat me aap ke pas baithungi.. bas?
Driver: kyo usse kya hoga?
Maa: aapse bate karungi bore nahi hone dungi

Driver kafi adiyal laga muje. Maa ke double meaning ko wo samaj nahi raha tha

Driver: baki ke do log mana nahi karenge?
Maa: are meri marazi. Koi kyo mana karenge?

To ye sab samaj raha tha. Par wo sirf chek kar raha tha ke ye mazak to nahi kar rahi...

Driver: par aap kaha se hai?
Maa: ham pune se hai. Aur soch rahe the ke deharadoon jaye... Le chalie na.. koi be 2 gents me se kuch nahi bolega..

Driver maa ko pura scan kiya...

Driver: nahi chhodo hme fir masti kar ne ki aadat hai aap bura man jayegi... Hame bate karte karte tali marna pasand hai...
Maa: muje bhi...

Karte hi maa ne apna hath lamba kiya aur driver ne hath par tali mari...

Driver: muje kandho par bhi hath rakhane ki aadat hai...
Maa: haa to bilkul rakhiye ga.. muje problem nahi hai...

Driver ki smile rahasyamay thi.. wo pagala gaya tha ke rat ko muje ye jackpot mila hai kya?

Driver: hmm mai cash advance payment lunga...
Maa: hmmm kitna?
Driver: muje rat ko nind aa jati hai..
Maa: to mai kuch aise kapade pahan lungi ke aapko nind hi na aaye...
Driver: par aapke sath wale log...
Maa: aap uski chinta kyo karate hai? Hame jaha jana hai waha pahuncha do. Please?
Driver: thik hai muje advance me nahi chahiye.... Par fir muje nind nahi aani chahie...

Maa ne meri aur dekh kar aankh mari...

Maa: wo mai pura khayal karungi. Par ham ja rahe hai na?
Driver: ha chalo. Kitna saman hai?
Maa: saman me to kuch nahi hai jyada. Bas 2 bade bade hai.
Driver: kya?

Hamare pas sach me 2 bade beg the...

Maa: (muskura kar) ha wo bhi.
Driver: band hai par wo dono
Maa: ha achche se pack hai... Piche wali dikki me aa jayenge...

Maa ne achanak bat badali to driver bhi thoda dar sa gaya... Maa chhut chhat de kar use kharid rahi thi. Par muje bada maza aa raha tha...

Driver: aap kapade badal ne wali bat kar rahe the...
Maa: ha bilkul par muje aur ek problem bhi hai....
Driver: bolo?
Maa: paise hamare pas nahi hai...
Driver: kya pagal ho gai hai aap? Yaha se dehradun pata hai kitna dur padta hai? Aur muft me le kar jau? Madam chale jao yaha se ye ek to taxi stand hai bhi nahi aur fokat ka fasa doge aap...
Maa: are suno suno...
Driver: madam please maf karo bina paiso ke kuch nahi hoga ha? Jao yaha se...
Maa: agar aap kaho aise kare to bhi nahi? Please?

Maa ne driver ke sine par ungli ghumai. Wo pighal gaya par bina paiso ke to manne ke liye fir bhi taiyar nahi hi tha. Maa use manane ke liye prayatn kar to rahi thi par wo sala man nahi raha tha. Fir maa ne sidhe sidhe bat shuru ki...

Maa: dekho jo chahiye wo inam dungi. Jaise chaho waise inam le lena. Par hame jana jaruri hai please madad kar do.

Ab wo thoda shant hua...

Driver: par fir bhi madam muft me... Aur aap inam me de bhi kya sakate ho?
Maa: aap mang ke to dekho ek bar. Nirash nahi hone dungi ye wada raha.
Driver: par fir bhi...
Maa: aap chahoge to mai nighty pahan ke baithungi aapke pas. Wo bhi heroine jaise patali si net wali...
Driver: fir kya fayada? Hame inam me air kuch fir chahie to?
Maa: inam ek bar nahi kahoge utni bar jo jo bhi bologe milega.
Driver: to fir mai pura ka pura complete inam lunga aur ha ye ek aur dusra jo sath me aane wala hai wo kahi par bhi kuch nahi bolenge. Manjur? Wo kuch bhi chu cha ki to udhar hi gadi se bahar nikal dunga
Maa: thik hai manjur... Ab bolo mai kya pahan ke aap ke pas baithungi? Mere pas sab hai alag alag...
Driver: delhi se bahar nikal ne samay tak to aap koi achhi si saree pahane to kya hai kuch garbad na ho jaye yaha... Ek bar delhi se bahar nikal jaye to fir koi tension nahi hai...

To bat tay rahi ke ham log ko free me ye bhai le kar ja raha hai... Par maa ko saree badalni thi...

Maa: mai waha andhere me saree badal kar aati hu. Aapko achcha view mile aisa... Thik hai?

Maa mere pas saman le kar chali gai...

Driver: kaun hai ye madam?
Mai: kyo maza aa rhaa hai?
Driver: aayega to sahi. Ekdam khule vicharo vali hai.
Mai: bas tu aish kar. Ye inki parixa thi. Pas ho gai. Sali ka randi banne ke goal hai. To maine use bola ke chal yaha se dehradun muft me le ja kar dikha...
Driver: ha sali pata di muje. Ek Minute randi?
Mai: ha randi ban ne ka dhyey hai uska...
Driver: matalab wo mai...
Mai: ha tu aish kar.. aur ha.

Sir itna chhod kar maine aankh mari... Driver ne bhi aankh mari...

Mai: tera nam kya hai?
Driver: mera nam hai yadav...
Mai: mai darpan aur ek sath jise lena hai uska nam kabir hai...
Yadav: par aap log kya hai. Matalab muje ye sala kuch samaj nahi aa rhaa...
Mai: tum sirf aam khao. Paid ki chinta na hi karo. Bahot lambi kahani hai kabhi fursat mili to bataunga... Aur ha sun mai tu dare nahi isliye bataya ke randi banni chahti hai. Tu bas maze kar use bolna mat maine bataya hai. Warna wo bhi ye exam achche se nahi degi...

Mai gadi me baith gaya aur saman dikki me rakh diya. Udhar maa bhi taiyar ho kar aa gai... Wah... Pura bhi pahana tha aur dikhai bhi de raha tha. Mard ko Pareshan karana to koi maa se sikhe. Driver sirf dekhe ja raha tha... Muje nazdik aa kar fusfusane laga...

Yadav: lag nahi raha ye randi banana chahti hai. Agar gharelu aurat randiya banne lagi to fir randiyo ki bazar me aag lag jayegi...
Mai: tu aish kar na bhai.. chal gadi nikal...
Yadav: aap to pari jaisi lag rahi hai...
Maa: shukriya... Chale?

Maa janbujkar piche ka darwaja khol je lahi ke...

Yadav: are madam aage baithne ki bat hui thi...
Maa: ha ha mai bhul gai... Chalo aage hi baithti hu...

Ham sab gadi me baithe. Maa thode dur thi yadav se to yadav abhi to sab dara hua lag raha tha ke achanak kya ho gaya hai inke sath... Sapane jaise lag raha hoga use ye sab...

Ham ne waha se taxi nikali aur fir kabir uncle ko pickup kiya aur maine gadi me sara kuch kabir uncle ko bata diya... Wo nirash ho uthe...

Kabir: bhai ek to ye mal hamara hai. Mai soch raha tha ke gadi me thoda maza karunga. Aur wo to khud... Chhod to fir mai ab so hi jata hu... Kyonki ab jag kar jalan karne se achcha hai ke so jao...

Par mai jagna chahata tha ke ab maa aur kya kya karti hai. Kaha tak jati hai ... Mai ye observe karna chahata tha ke maa randi banne ke layak hai bhi ya nahi... Isiliye maine koi soda nahi kiya. Sara kuch use hi karne diya. Thoda aur bhi mazedar ho sakata tha par chalo yahi sahi... Shuruat to hui kahi se... Kabir to ghode bech kar so gaya... Hamara dehradun ka safar isi tarah se shuru hua...

Yadav: madam aapka nam nahi bataya aapne?
Maa: suman. Aapka?
Yadav: yadav kahate hai log... Zara nazdik baithoge? Daravaza achaanak khul jata hai...
Maa: sidhe sidhe bolo na ke nazdik baithna chahte ho...
Yadav: muft me jana hai to fir sab karna padega...
Maa: ha to mana kaha kiya hai. Jo bolte ho wo karungi par daravaza jaisa koi bhi bahana mat batao...
Yadav: thik hai suman ji... Waise kaha ke ho aap?
Maa: wo lambi kahani hai bataungi dhire dhire. Pahale to ye batao ke is gadi me tel to hai na?
Yadav: ha hai wo to bhara denge aap uska tension mat lo... Madam aa to raha hu par dekhna pura muft me to muje mahanga padega. Wapas to khali hath aana padega. Kuch agar...
Maa: dekhte hai... Chalo abhi to hamare pas paise nahi hai. Par ham kahi nahi bhage ja rahe. Mai paise chukane ka pura intezam kar dungi. Agar ek do din hamare sath ruk jao to mai sab intezam kar dungi...
Yadav: thik hai...

Yadav ko kuch karna tha par wo kuch bhi sankoch ke karan nahi bol pa raha tha... Maa ne pallu giraya... To nazara to wo dekh kar udhar hi dekh raha tha....

Yadav: wah kya bade hai...
Maa: kya kaha?
Yadav: ji wo mera matalab hai kya badhiya hai...
Maa: kya?
Yadav: ye nazara... Dekho thandi thandi hava aa rahi hai...
Maa: haa aur inhe bhi thandi hava chahie...
Yadav: kisko?
Maa: in sab ko... Garami garami hai yaha sab...
Yadav: to fir halake ho jao na... Itne sare kapade pahane hai to thoda fail ke baitho...
Maa: ha yadav aisa Hi lag raha hai andar tak thandi hava chahie warna pasine se ghamoriya ho jayegi.

Aise bahane ke sath maa ne saree ka pallu pura gira diya...

Mai: suman agar blouse ke button khol do ek ya do to fir aur thandi mahsus hogi...
Maa: maine andar kuch nahi pahana...
Yadav: sir sach kah rahe hai... Please karo na... Warna aapko ghamoriya ho jayegi....

Maa ne thodi si has kar smile di. Ye mai sab piche se kach me se dekh pa raha tha. Baki taxi to pata hai aapko kitni chhoti hoti hai. Thoda aage dekho to bhi dikhai de... Maine bat ko aage badha ne ke liye aag ko hava di...

Maa: yadav bolo ek kholu ya 2 button?
Yadav: kitne hai jara dikhao to?
Maa: 4 hai...
Yadav: to tin hi khol do...
Maa: fir thand lag jayegi...
Yadav: window band kar dete hai na... Heater chalu karte hai..
Maa: muje laga ke mai hot hu...
Yadav: are nai nai... Aap to ho hi... Par wo... Actually... Thandi boli na...
Maa: hahahah mazak kar rahi thi... Thik hai...

Maa ne blouse ke char me se 3 button khol diye... Mamme to waise bhi pahale se maa ke blouse ko dhakka mar hi rahe the bahar aazad hone ko. Par upar se ye jo hua usme almost nipple ka brown hissa nikal aaya. Use maa ko rokna pada. Varna wo nikal pada tha thandi hava ki sair karne... Yadav ka dhyan thodi der bhatka aur gadi ki disha thodi idhar udhar Hui... Aur kabir utha...

Kabir: abe sale tu gadi dhang se nahi chala sakata...?

Yadav bigada... Are is kabir ko kaun samjaye ke bhai muft me le ja rha hai. Inam lete hue ja raha hai. Dhyan rakhega aage se. Jina to use bhi hai kyonki swarg hoga shayad upar. Par abhi to maa ke blouse ke andar se jannat ka dwar dikhega... Maine dono ko shant kiya aur bat ko wapas gadi par lane ke liye...

Mai: are yadav... Tum kaha inke bato me aate ho. Tum kuch kah rhe the?
Yadav: kuch nahi inko bolo ke bich me na bole..
Mai: ha ha nahi bolenge... Tum aage dhyan do..
Maa: tum jaha dekhna chahiye waha nahi dekh rahe ho. Chalo hook band kar deti hu...
Yadav: ruko ruko.. mai nahi bolunga bus ye band mat karna... Bahot hi bade hai...
Mai: naram bhi bahot hai..
Yadav: sir aapne dekhe hai kya?
Mai: ja bilkul.. are maine to sare kam nipta liye hai. Ise dehradun... Thadi me garmahat lane ke liye hi le ja raha hu...
Yadav: bahot lucky ho sir aapto... Ye naram gai kya...
Mai: muje nind aa rahi hai tum bat karo. Baju me hai unse puchho na...
Maa: ha naram to hai... Kyo?
Yadav: aise mast gore gore kabhi samne nahi dekhe... Par aap gharelu lag rahi hai is profession me kyo aana chahte ho?
Maa: is mane?
Yadav: darpan sir bata rahe the aap ko ran.. I mean wo...
Maa: ha chahti to hu... Tum bolo khul ke koi problem nahi. Randi hi kahana chahte ho na?
Yadav: hmmm. Par ek gharelu aurat ke liye ye itna easy nahi hai.. aap sab log to sofisticated log ...
Maa: hahahaha to kya ham log chudai nahi karte?

Maa ke sidhi bato par yadav pighal gaya. Wo sunn to ho hi gaya par ab use maza aane laga...

Yadav: matlab wo...
Maa: kyo re chut to gharelu aurat ko bhi hoti hai. Chudna use bhi pasand hai..
Yadav: hmmm okay... Ye kitna naram hai panir jaisa?
Maa: kya?
Yadav: ye...
Maa: nahi samaj aa raha khulla bolo
Yadav: ye chuche... Wo.... Ye...
Maa: har ek apna apna manna hai. Ye jo darpan ji hai ye inko makkhan bolte hai. Ye kabir ji hai to bas kuch nahi bolte bas dabate rahate hai. Dekh lo daba ke tab hi to pata chalega ..
Yadav: sach? Sach me dabau?
Maa: agar janna hai ke kaisa hai to... Bina daba ke kaise pata chalega?

Wo hairan tha ke ye kya bol rahi hai par maine purv bhumika bana di thi to wo thodi taiyari me to tha hi.. par ye sab ajib lag raha tha use... Ek ajib sa anubhav shayad unhe ho ne ja raha tha...

Yadav ka dimag kharab ho chuka tha. Ye majak ho rahi hai ya maa sach me mamme chhune ko bol rahi hai ye bhav sach me yadav ke muh par dikh rahe the... Muchhe wala hamara yadav hath to badhane ko taiyar baitha tha. Signal milte hi dar te hue... Par wo pahale confirm karna chahata tha... Aur ek bar..

Yadav: par agar ye blouse bich me aayega to pata kaise chalega...
Maa: hahahahahaha... Ye itna to khola hai. Upar upar se bhi pata chal hi jata hai... Upar upar se daba lo na
Yadav: aapne bola tha pura milega.. aur...
Maa: ok ok baba... Tum hi alag karke dekh lo...
Yadav: apna aakhiri hook to kholo?? Mai akele hath se...

Maa ne last hook khol diya...ab wo blouse khol kar baithi thi aur mamme almost aazad... Maa ne yadav ka hath uthaya steering se aur mammo par rakha... Mai dekh ne aag badha

Yadav: dabau?
Mai: masalo... Dabane se kya hoga.. kuchal do apne hatho se...
Yadav: sahi kah rahe ho. Muft me jana hai to masalna padega...

Aur fir blouse ke dono hisso ko alag karke mammo ko aazad kiya aur fir ek dam masti se jaise rixa ka horn ho waise bajane laga...

Yadav: wah madam... Ye to rui jaisa naram naram hai...
Maa: bas ah... Ha ha.. aise hi... Thoda aur kas kar... Nipple ko khicho mat... Wo dard hota hai..
Mai: are ye to sali randi hai mar inke mammo par. Khinch nipple ko...

Mai piche se maa ke mammo ko dabane gaya...

Yadav: oye sharing kuch nahi. Pura mera hai... Hai na suman madam
Maa: ha agar taxi charge free hai to... Mai bhi free hu
Yadav: par meri taxi ko to 2 jan piche bhi baithe hai...

Maa unke kahane ka matalab samaj gai...

Maa: wo sab hathiyar pe depend karta hai.
Yadav: aji wo to pura ram puri chaku hai... Jisme gusta hai chir kar hi nikalta hai...
Maa: ha to bas thik hai. To muje piche bhi problem nahi... Hahahahahaha
Yadav: to pahala yaha bich raste mauka milega? Madam ye to jannat ke aam lag rahe hai. Jise khane se sidha swarg log ka aanand milta hai.. aap apsara hai apsara... Ye blouse nikal hi do...

Maa ne blouse ko nikal diya aur piche muje de diya... Maa upar se nangi thi.

Yadav: madam mere ek dam karib aa jao ta ke mera dhyan bhatak na jaye...

Maa chipak ke baith gai par usne turant hi yadav ke lund ko chhua...

Yadav: ouch.. kya kar rahe ho madam
Maa: pahala padav ki taiyari...
Yadav: darpan sir ek break lena padega idhar yaha highway par. Please? Yaha andar zadi me ghusa ke thoda break le lu?
Mai: inhe pucho. Muje kya?
Maa: ha ha chalo le lo... Taxi ke andar ya bahar?
Yadav: mere pas gadda hai dikki me... Side me laga kar achche se...
Maa: thik hai...

Gadi lagi side me kabir jag gaya... Wo bigda hua tha. Par maine bola so jao... Bechara so gaya... Bistar highway me jhadiyon ke bicho bich lagaya gaya aur fir....

Yadav: aao madam aao... Zara dekhne to do kaise hai ye mulayam aam...
Maa: ha dekh lo... Par fir paise ki bat mat karna...
Yadav: agar pura hisab hoga to paise se bat nahi hogi...

Mai to udhar ja kar ma ke bagal me hi tha. Maa ne blouse ko pahan liya tha utne vakht me jo maine apne hatho se nikala...

Mai: yadav bhai jo chaho wo le lo bas paise ki bat mat karana...
Yadav: santusti mil jaye to aur kuch nahi chahiye.. bas 2 3 bar bich me rukunga sir..
Mai: are jitna marzi chahe rok lena aur thok lena. Gadi se ham utre tab tak chalne layak na bhi rahe to koi gam nahi

Mai waha se nikal gaya aur taxi ke pas aa kar khada raha.. mai niche dekh raha tha driver ka maa ke sath ka vyavhar... Maine waha rukna uchit isiliye bhi nahi samaja ke mai un logo ke milan ko pareshan nahi karna chahta tha... Ye meri randi maa ke liye nahi par meri randi maa ka pahela grahak tha ... Uske liye tha... Chandani rat me mai maa ke badan ko yadav jaise mote aadmi Ki baho me dekh kar uttejit ho chuka tha...

Maa kabhi lund ko chusti. Kabhi mamme chusne ko karati. Kabhi piche se to abhi missionary position me... Aur fir achanak yadav lund nikale bahar le kar mere pas aaya nanga... Wo hafta huaa aaya...

Yadav: sir.... Hmmm... Wo tel hai kya?
Mai: kyo?
Yadav: wo mamsab ki gand marni thi..
Mai: abe sale abhi sab karna hai? 20 minutes se to idhar udhar chode ja raha hai...
Yadav: are par viry kidhar nikalu?
Mai: kyo chut me nikalo...
Yadav: are par wo mana kar rahi hai...
Mai: are chodte chodte nikal dena tha kya yadav tu bhi... Tel nahi hai... Bad me dekhte hai... Muh me de de.. usme uska kuch nahi jane wala... Ja... Der ho rahi hai...

Yadav fir niche gaya jhadiyon me aur fir maa ko lund chusvaya aur muh me hi jada...wo kapde pahan ke aaya... Aur sath me maa ko nangi le kar aaya... Fir se gadi chal padi...maa nangi hi baithi aage ki seat par.. jise yadav maze kar raha tha...

Yadav: madam ji gand to marni hai engine oil chalega? Perfect oil hai...
Maa: na baba abhi ek ghanta bhi nahi hua wapas rokoge gadi ko?
Yadav: are madam please aap nangi baithoge to fir man to karega na.. chalo na...
Maa: par oil se nahi. Kuch ho gaya to?
Yadav: are madam kuch nahi hota... Mera lund bhi to oil oil hoga. Aapne chut me to viry dalne nahi diya...
Maa: thik hai... Chalo roko gadi ko...

Aur fir maa aur yadav fir bahar ko nikle. Yadav ne dikki se oil ka packet nikala aur fir apne land ko lagaya aur gand me thoda sa lagaya.. gadi ki headlights ko band kiya aur gadi ke bonnet par hi maa ko bend kiya...

Maa: are yaha road par?
Yadav: ha madam fir gadda bachayenge to fir time lagega...

Yadav ne pent nikala aur bonnet par rakha. Maa to nangi hi thi. Yadav ne shirt nikala...

Maa: tumhe nanga hone ki kya jarurat hai?
Yadav: are madam aapke badan se mera badan lagaunga mulayam ahsas maza dilata hai...

Aur fir maa ke pair ko bonnet par upar kiya.. muje nahi lag raha tha ke maa bonnet tak apna pair kar payegi. Par na, maa ne mast pair ko chauda kiya aur khade khade gand marvane lagi... Maine raste par dekha ke koi gadi aa nahi rahi thi to maine gadi ki headlights chalu kar di... Wah maa ke mamme bonnet par, maa ke expression... Wah muje maza aa gaya... Aur fir yadav apne aakhri mukam par wo jor jor se dhakke mar raha tha. Maa ke hath bonnet par har dhakko par aavaz kar rahe the... Maa ne dono pair niche kar diye aur yadav ke lund ko shayad aur chusti mili hogi aur fir yadav ne aakhiri dhakke ke sath apna kam tamam kiya. Gand me hi khada khada maza le liya... Fir yadav wapas kapada pahana aur maa nangi hi oil vali gand le kar baithne ja rahi thi ke...

Yadav: are madam ruko. Gand to saf kar lo seat khrab ho jayegi...
Maa: ab tune kharab ki hai tu jane...

Fir bhi yadav ne kapda diya aur maa gand saf kar ke baith gai... Kabir ka dimag bich bich me kharab to ho raha tha par ab to isi raste me yadav ne karib 4 bar choda maa ko aur fir maa ne raste me hi saree pahan li aur dehradun ko ham dakhil hue

Subah ke pahonch te pahonch te 9 baj gaye. Yadav ne kafi bar maa ke sath samagam kiya aur maa ne bhi use pura sath diya... Ab kam tha hotel dhundhne ka. Aur ham koi log soe nahi the.... Kabir so gaya tha bade aaram se...

Yadav: ek hai hotel mere dost ka. Par wo bahot tharki hai..
Mai: muje koi aisa aadmi chahiye jo inke liye mard laye. Inka sauda ho jaye ek bar to... Are yadav ye to bata ye randi ke liye perfect hai na?
Yadav: are sir kam se kham 20 30 hajar mag lena... Ye bina palang ke itni mast hai to palang par to kya mal hogi...
Mai: tu kuch dost ka bol raha tha..
Maa: par sidha koi mera 20 30 hazar kyo dega?
Yadav: mai karunga na sifarish. Bas ek client ko mamsab aap khush kar do jaise muje pata liya. Baki wo khud bakshish de kar jayega aur apne dosto ke bhi kahega.
Maa: tumne ne muje bakshish nahi di...
Yadav: aapko client dila raha hu. Muft me idhar pahuncha diya aur ab muft me rahne ka intezam bhi karva dunga... Aur kya chahie aapko muj jaise garib se?

Maa ek dam uske nazdik ja kar...

Maa: agar chaho to bistar par bhi aajma lo. Fir ghar chale ja na.
Yadav: aapke sath bistar par mai bilkul mana nahi karunga. Par pahale hotel vale dost ko khush karna padega aapko
Mai: kya aapko lagata hai ke mai nahi kar paungi?
Yadav: bilkul koi bhi shak nahi hai... Chalo udhar pahale chalate hai...

Yadav hame ek hotel le kar gaya. Waha unhone hame bahar taxi me rakha aur bahar nikal kar bola...

Yadav: mai actually ye to puchna bhul gaya ke mamsab ka sauda kaun karega?
Mai: mai karunga...
Yadav: ha to aap chalie mere sath...

Mai unke sath gaya. Hotel me andar ja kar do dost mile jaise barso ke bad mile ho..

Yadav: bhai tere liye ek kam hai. Bas inse bat kar le...
Mai: hi mera nam hai darpan.
Hotel manager: my name is dharam
Mai: ha. To hame ek room chahie. Tin bed wala
Dharam: mil jayega. Extra bed lagva denge
Mai: perfect. Par paise nai hai.
Dharam: oye yadav kya mazak hai re ye?
Yadav: puri bat to suno. Sir aap bolo
Mai: par ek mal hai jo tuje mai use karne dunga
Dharam: kaun sa mal?
Yadav: tip top hai ekdam.. chakha hua hai maine. Mast ekdam aur wo bhi highway par...
Dharam: abe sale tune kaha... Kya ho raha hai khul ke bolo bhai kuch samaj aaye...
Mai: dekh mai apne sath ek aurat laya hu. Use yaha ki randi banane ke liye. Hame rahane ke liye kamara chahie. Chahe to dam us nai wali randi se le lena.

Wo mere samne aise dekh raha tha ke jaise use mai sapane me bat kar raha hu...

Mai: are chod lena use. Paiso ke badale room de dena. Aur grahak bhi milenge inse wo alag se. Bol kya bolta hai?
Dharam: yadav mal badhiya hai?
Yadav: are ekdam palang tod.. maine to puri rat us mal ko masala hai.. khuli hava me kabhi bonnet ke upar kabhi jhadi me. Are engine oil mila to usse bhi gand marva li hai. Gharelu hai upar se. Randi bani nai hai. Dekh to le..
Mai: ha dekh lo. Dekhne me kya jata hai.

Ab sab maa par tha. Sauda to ho gaya. Ab bari thi maa ko ja kar bolna ke uske naye pati ne uska aur ek naya sauda kar liya hai. Use mera hukum manna hi tha kyonki wo maa badme meri biwi pahale hai ab to... Yahi sab soch kar gadi tak pahunche... Kabir to soya hi raha...

Mai: o kabir chalo bahar nikal.. aur suman chal tera sauda ho chuka hai.. malik ko khush karna padega. Uska nam hai.. dharam. Wo muft me bhi rahega aur tere liye grahak bhi dhundh ke layega... To chal jaldi se blouse ke button ko khol de aur sirf ek last ka bandh rakhana...

Hotel thodi dur thi jaha insan kam the. Waise bhi subah ka mahol tha.

Maa: par muje thand lag rahi hai ji..
Mai: tujse sab ko garami milti hai aur tuhe hi thand lag rahi hai.
Maa: par...
Mai: par war kuch nahi. Abhi tera sauda hua hai nanga to hona hi padega na?
Maa: muje sone to do. Puri rat bhar yadav ne sone nahi diya. Gand kya hath lag gai thi meri bas sabse jyada gand Mair hai...
Mai: are meri rani suman abhi to ye shuruat hai. Thak gai? Abhi to tu yadav ko palang par aane ka nyota de rahi thi...
Kabir: bhai hame mat bhul jana ham bhi hai katar me ...
Mai: tum katar me hi raho... Chal suman blouse ke button khol de...

Maa ne blouse ke button khole par sadi aise hi rahane di..

Mai: suman mamme dhak rahe hai isme to. Dur kar. Dikhna chahie ke tu randi hai...

Maa ne sadi ka pallu thoda dur kiya... Ab blouse ke sare button alag alag. Na to andar bra pahane hue meri maa ke aadhe se jyada mamme bahar ko failate hue... Maa matak matak ke chalane lagi... Aur hotel ke reception area me pahunche... Dharam to aankhe fad fad kar dekh raha tha.. par maa ke tevar kuch alag the. Wo to chhati ko aur bahar kar ke khadi thi..

Mai: yahi hai... Suman randi. Aur suman ye hai dharam ji. Namaste karo inko. Abhi ye tere badan se kuch maze lenge jara khush kar ke aao. Yaha jab tak rahenge paise nahi dene hai hame. Ye inki mehrbani hai... Jao dharam kuch karam kar ke aao... Mal dekh lo bad me bolna...
Dharam: ye sab muje sapana jaisa lag raha hai...

Par ab maa ne apne pati ka sandesha mam liya tha. Aadesh ka palan hona shuru hua...

Maa: to thik hai khuli hui dukan band kar dete hai..
Mai: ha suman bas blouse ek button band kar de
Dharam: are are mai to mazak kar raha tha. Itna forward yaha koi kabhi aaya nahi hai...
Maa: ha to mai hu na.. chalo kaha tu meri exam lene vali hai? Bistar par chale... Dekho na meri bah ko ruh kap rahi hai aisi thandi hai. Aa na... Tu hot hai to garami de apni muje...
Mai: suman behave. Aap kah kar bolna sikh apne grahak se. Tu tadaki nahi chalegi...
Maa: ok ji. To dharam ji aa rahe ho ya nahi muje thodi garami dilane. Muje bataya gaya tha ke yaha ka heater bahot achcha hai. Kaun se room me batao na?

Maa ke nipple aadhe aadhe bahar aa rahe the usko chhupa ne ki ada to maa ko bahot achche se aati hai...

Mai: jao na dharam bhai kya bhav khate ho. Jao
Dharam: subah subah aisi lottery ? Maza aa gaya... Chalo suman darling chalo room number 101 waha terrace attached hai... Suna tu khule me chudane deti hai. Chal aa...
Maa: bas hathiyar achcha ho. Kahi par bhi chudne bula lena malik ha bolega to aa jaungi. Ye darpan sir mere malik hai pata hai na?

Ye sab bate hui aur ham sab reception area me baithe the aur dharam maa ke gand par hath firata hua maa ko yaha taha chhuta hua maa ko le kar 101 wale room me upar ke floor me gaya. Hame usne aa ne nahi diya.. aur fir karib 1 ghante ke bad ekdam khush hamara dharam bhai niche aaya...

Mai: bhai chahere ki khushi sab bayan kar rahi hai... Kaisi hai suman?
Dharam: aap kaha se utha ke lekar aa rahe ho sahab? Jaise chaho chod lo marazi kare waise chod lo. Bas Chut me jhad ne nahi deti. Par baki pura sahakar. Bed par to kya chalati hai jaise malai chod raha hu.
Yadav: chut me to muje bhi jhadne nahi de rahi thi par muh me jhad jate...
Dharam: ha wo viry to pura pi gai. Matalb muje pahale laga ke use disgusting lag raha hai? Gharelu hai isliye? Ya pregnant hone ke dar se? Par pata nahi kyo aisa kar rahi hai?
Mai: mai bat karta hu unse..
Dharam: karie sahab. Kyonki call in ke to jyada paise milenge. Bistar par aise garam kar ke mard ko agar andar discharge nahi karne degi to customer ruth jayega.
Mai: wo to ham alag alag rate card bana sakate hai na? Wo tu mujpe chhod de. Bas hame kamara de de....
Dharam: are sir pura hotel aapka. Jaha marazi rahe aap raho. 101 hamara mast honeymoon suite hai. Sabase mahenga wala aap waha rahie. Aish kare. Aur sir hame bhi mauka dete rahe...

Ham sab hasne lage. Aur fir ham sab saman le kar aaye aur hame chabi de di gai.....

To ye maa ka dusra grahak tha. Pahala texi vala driver yadav aur dusra chhote se hotel ka malik dharam dusara... Ham sab apna saman le kar... Room me pahunche to wah... Kya room tha... Maza aa gaya. Aur bich ke king size palang par maa nangi hi aise hi padi hui thi...

King size ka palang aur queen jaisi begam badan pe kahi kahi lal lal nishani dikh rahi thi. Dikh raha tha ke dharam to mast maze kar ke gaya tha. Par maa ko aise pade dekh mera lund ye hotel ke kamare jaisa bada ho gaya. Chudi hui aurat ko chuda hua pade rahana dekhna apane aap mai ek maza hai. Room me yadav ko maine bola...

Mai: ja yadav ab tera kam khatam ke tu rukna chahata hai?
Yadav: wo sir ek bar...
Mai: ha to jao dusra room le lo...
Abhi jao ok?

Yadav chala gaya...

Mai: kabir ja bathroom me ja aur ek ghante tak mat aana...
Kabir: are muje.. mai rat se...
Mai: milega sab par abhi ja. Ye husband wife ka king size ka bed hai muje thoda aazmane de...

Kabir na chahte hue bhi chala gaya bathroom me fresh ho ne ke liye... Maa to so rahi thi. Use nind lag gai thi. Aur mai kapadon ke sath hi maa ke nange badan par pada.

Maa: please... Abhi abhi abhi chudi hu. Please...
Mai: kya? Fir se bol..

Maa mujse alag ho ne ke liye vyarth prayatn kar rahi thi... Maine unke gal par ek pyar se par thoda kas akr japad mara.

Mai: fir se bol... Randi kya ban gai apne pati se jaban chalayegi?
Maa: please darpan please aap please thodi der ke liye... Muje abhi

Maine unka muh pakada aur kas ke pakada...

Mai: ab ye boli na aainda to yad rakhana thik hai. Mai tere badan aur husn ka malik hu. Muje mana karegi na to ek ek rupaye me nukkad par kisi se bhi sauda kar ke sasti randi bana dunga kya?
Maa: nahi nahi nahi please nahi...
Mai: aaj tune mana jo kiya hai na uska natiza aaj to mai tuje bataunga ab pair faila chal jara
Maa: par kapade to nikalo chubh raha hai... Ye belt aapka... Ah...
Mai: are madarchod ab tu muje kapade ka bhi sikhayegi? Sali randi tere badan se dehradun kya pahuncha diya tu apne aap ko top samajne lagi. Chal pair faila madarchod... Aur ja nahi nikalata kapade. Bhale tuje sab chubhta...

Are ye kya bat hui bhai abhi tak to sab ke sath pair kabhi bhi khol dene vali ye sali abhi nakhre kyo kar rahi thi itne aur wo bhi mujse? Ye to mai nahi chalane de sakata hu...

Mai: pair faila (mai thoda chillaya)

Wo pair nahi faila rahi thi. Muje complete naya laga aaj ke inko huaa kya hai? Kya isko mere sath sex karne ka man nahi hai?

Mai: chup suman... Shhhhh... Chup kya hai ye? Chal pair faila...

Mai apna gussa dikha raha tha. Belt khola aur fir pent nikala.. par bina chikanahat ke mai chut me kaise dalu land? Are aaj ye naya kuch challenge aaya mere liye... Maine idea nikala... Mai ab romantic ban gaya... Uske galo se le kar unke mammo par maine ungli ke nakhun se khudera...

Maa: aaah... Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Mai: are darling mai to bas piston me oil dal ne ki koshish kar raha hu...
Maa: dhat... Kya kuch bhi bol rahe hai aap...
Mai: to chut se thoda pani nikal to mai apna lund ghusa ke thode maze to karu? India me pati patni pahali bar chudai to karenge na?

Maine use kiss kiya aur unke badan pe faila me use mast masal raha tha... Man nahi tha unka par mai unko uttejit to kar hi raha tha... Aur fir maine apni ungliya bhi to dali thi unke chut me... Usse uska man hove na hove chut ka man jo kar raha tha wo karna start ho gaya... Fir bhi itni chikanahat nahi hui thi. Aur aaj to iski chut chus ne ka fayada nahi tha kyonki dharam ka to lund ghusa tha... Ye soch kar muje bat yad aai ke maa chut me kisiko chhod ne nahi de rahi thi to muje bhi nahi chhod ne degi viry..? Are muje mana to kare sali ko nanga deharadoon ghumau... Dekhte hai... Thodi der ke pumping ke bad jab achhi chikanahat ho gai.. maine lund nikala aur use chodne laga... Bas aav dekha na tav ghapaghap ho rha tha. Wo chilla rahi thi aur mai maza le raha tha.

Mai: sali madarchod muje mana kar rahi thi. Abhi to gand bhi marunga
Maa: aaah... Dhime dhime... Ouch... Please... Maine apne aap ko sop diya hai na.. bas badan se itna kharab tarike se mat khelo aaah.....
Mai: aah... Mana kyo kiya... Aaah... Sali... Aah...

Mai kai diNo ke bad chod raha tha maa ko mai 10 minutes tak hi chod paya maa ko uttejit itna ho chuka tha. Aur fir maa ne chut me hi mai jad ne hi vala tha.. ke... Mera phone baja... Sala ab ye kaun aaya... Mere sath kyo hua aisa? Maine pent to nikala nahi tha par pairo ke pas tha. Wo pareshan waise bHi kar hi raha tha par upar se ab phone bhi vibration par hota hai to aur kast de raha tha... Maine jaise taise lund ko bahar nikale bina hi phone nikala aur... Shit suman ka pahala pati... Mera sot... Madarchod... Ye pahali bar tha jab mai maa ko chod raha tha aur mere bap ka phone aaya ho itne samay par...

Mai: ha papa... (Papa hi bolna pade bhale sot hai mera)
Papa: kaise hu?
Mai: bas maze hi kar raha tha aur aapne jaga diya...

Maa mere samane dekh has rahi thi aur muje thoda gussa aa raha tha. Mera lund maa ki chut me aur phone par mera bap.

Papa: bahot achcha kam kiya aap logo ne. Aap log chhutiya deserve karate ho. 10 ke badale 20 din maze kar ke hi aana... Thik hai?
Mai: thanks papa. Abhi muje apna dream pur karana hai mai maa ko phone deta hu...

Maine phone par hath rakha aur thoda dur kiya. Aur fir

Mai: dekh randi has rahi thi na. Mai tere pati ke sath tu phone par bat kar. Shot marunga...
Maa: nahi nahi aisa mat karna use shak ho jayega.
Mai: wo tuje pahale sochna tha...

Fir maine maa ko phone diya... Phone speaker par rakha...

Maa: ha bolie...
Papa: bas tum batao kaisi ho?

Maine ek dhad se shot mara...

Maa: aah... Bas ... Ouch maze mai hu...
Papa: kya hua?
Maa: wo... Are.. wo phone girte girte bach gaya...

Mai bhi use sirf pareshan karna chahata tha... KyonKi ye highlight ho jaye to to sare loche Hi hai... To maine jyada kuch nahi kiya par mai unke mammo ko chus raha tha... Nipple ko khich raha tha apne dato se. Mano chaba raha tha... Wo 2 3 min bat kar pai fir kaha ke mai bad me phone karti hu... Aur mai jam kar kud pada maa ki chut me dhurandhar chudai ke bad wapas mai jhad ne ki kagar par tha ke hotel ka darvaja khula... Aur ek naukar enter hua..

Naukar: sorry sorry muje chai pani ka lane ko bola gaya tha...
Mai: are ruko ruko idhar aao...

Par wo daravaja fatak se band kar ke chala gaya. Suman fir se mere par has ne lagi... Maine fir aav dekha na tav sidha chut me lund ghapaghap... Ab maine tay kiya chahe kuch bhi ho jaye viry nikal ke hi rahunga kyonki mere dimag me plan chal raha tha... Is bar mai jhada maa ki chut me.. thodi der bad.

Mai: tuje sharam nahi aai wo naukar aaya tha tu nangi thi aur chudai karva rahi thi...
Maa: wo subah se muje bhuka dekh raha hai. Aise to kai log aayenge yaha ab... Chalo ab nikalo apna land meri chut dard kar rahi hai...

Maine ek hi jatake me nikal diya... Maa ko dard hua par tHik hai... Aaj muje isne sath itna nahi diya par ha viry to maine chut me hi nikala tha...

Mai: sali kisiko chut ne lund ghusane to deti hai, par mal bahar kyo nikala karvati hai?
Maa: bas mai nahi chahti ke kisi ke viry se apne pet me bachha thahar jaye.. aap ko maine kaha mana kiya?
Mai: par randi ke chut me viry nahi nikalega grahak to fir randi chodega kyo?
Maa: par muje maa bhi to banna hai...
Mai: teri randi banane ka career abhi shuru hua hai. Aur tu pregnent ho jayegi to kaise chalega?
Maa: par ye to aapki bhi khwahish thi na?
Mai: ha. Par randi ke bachho ko puchna ke tera bap kaun hai wo nahi bata payega... Mai kuch nahi janata tu apne grahak ko khush karegi thik?
Maa: thik hai... Jaisa aap chaho...
Mai: suman ye sab tere liye kar raha hu. Mai chahata hu ke teri chut kabhi sukhi na ho. Pregnant ho gai to ...
Maa: to ye randi 9 mahine ke bad dudh pila sakati hai... Ek dhudhalu randi le aap man chaha dam nikala ja sakata hai socho...
Mai: par uske liye koi sa bhi lund ho muje problem nahi hai... Nigeria me the to pata hai na unko hamne teri kokh de hi di thi ?
Maa: hmm ok...
Mai: tu khush honi chahie...
Maa: muje aapka hi bachcha chahie...
Mai: thik hai soch le.. aur ek bar... Mard ko khush karne ka mauka tu gava rahi hai. Thik hai?
Maa: thik hai mai ek aur bar soch leti hu...
Mai: kisi doctor se dikhate hai ke tu maa banegi ya nahi fir decide karte hai...
Maa: ha. Ye sahi rahega... To done...
Mai: ok... Ja snan kar ke aa...
Maa: ander to kabhi bhai hai na?
Mai: ha to ja use bahanchod bana ke aa...
Maa: fir se?
Mai: are ja na.. use maza karva. Kab se rah dekh raha hai....

Maa badi mushkil se khadi hui aur matak te hue apne gand ko bathroom ka darvaja khatakhataya....

Kabir: kaun?
Maa: suman
Kabir: chud ne aa rahi ho?
Maa: ha chod lena par andar le lo. Nahate hue sex karte hai...

Us dauran maine reception par dharam ko phone kiya...

Mai: dharam randi lage waise kapde hai?
Dharam: nangi hi rakho na...
Mai: jitna bola gaya utna kar.. kapde bhej...
Dharam: ok thik hai kaise kapde bheju. Lingerie type saree ya dress? Sir andar ke kapde mat pahan ne dena. Randiya bra penty nahi pahanti...
Mai: kuch bhadkau dress bhej jaha wo randi lage.. nap to hoga na? Subah le liya hoga

Aur ham dono hasne lage..Aur daravaza khula aur kabir ne hath pakad ke maa ko andar khich liya aur waha shayad 30 minutes ke bad kabir bahar nikla... Maa to andar hi thi..

Kabir: ja andar padi hai bhabhi. Tune thoka ke nahi?
Mai: ha thoka. Par ab muje nahana hai. Chal mai ek bar aur thok ke aata hu... Viry kaha nikala?
Kabir: gand me...
Mai: chal thik hai maine fand nahi mari. Kuch kapade mangwaya hai. Dekh ke le lena. Mai naha kai aata hu...

Aur mai bathroom me maa ke sath bathroom me fir se thok ne chala gaya.. maa mana kar rahi thi par maine to mast gand mari.. fir ham dono bahar nikle nange hi...

Mai: kabir dekh is ko kya pahanana hai aaya kuch?
Kabir: nahi re kuch nahi aaya... Par inko randi banna hai to kapade kyo pahanana hai...
Mai: hame news me nahi aana hai sex kand me...

Ham tino hasne lage aur hotel ka darvaja khatakhataya kisine...

Mai: ja suman nangi hi khol aur tu hi mast kapde select kar ke wahi pahan le...
Maa: na na. Wo naukar hoga...
Mai: tabhi to tuje jana hi chahie... Tuje chudata hua dekh liya hai to fir... Ja ab to tu hi kholegi. Shayad tere kapade bhi aaye ho.

Maa ke pas option kaha tha. Use kholne jana hi tha. Nangi hi. Tab tak maine to apna badna poch liya tha. Par maa gili thi. Ja hi rahi thi ke...

Mai: oye soon ye mera baniyan pahan ke ja...
Maa: thank you...

Ma ne pahana...

Maa: niche to pahan ne do...
Mai: are hath hai na tere hath se dhak lena... Itna diya to bolti hai ke niche bhi pahan na hai madam ko...

Ab wo baniyan to diya tha pahan ne. Niche kyo pahan na hai randi ko? Wah... Darvaja khula to dharam tha. Waise to unhone hi aana tha kyonki kapade wahi laane vala tha...

Dharam: kya sir muje laga madam nangi darwaza kholegi...
Mai: unhone tere liye already 3 darvaja khal diya hai na...

Ham sab hasane lage...

Mai: kya laya hai waise...
Dharam: ye madam gharelu to hai par randi hi banna hai to fir mai chahata hu ke mordan to banna padega.. par sadi nahi pahanate hai... Ya fir blouse me cutting marte hai... Kuch naya..
Mai: chahata to mai bhi yahi hu. Pahali bar kisi ko randi banana hai to fir apne hath me control hai to use karate hai...
Dharam: exactly
Mai: bra penty to ab ham hai yaha tab tak nasib nahi hogi... Hogi bhi to randi pan dikhalane... Kuch aisa blouse hai jo sirf kndho se niche...
Maa: strapless hai ye...
Mai: wa suman darling... Bas aisa hi aur saree... Ab baniyan nikal aur wahi pahan bhi le...
Maa: kya aap Bhi...
Mai: in sab ke sath tu sex kar chuki hai. Fir kaheka sharmana. Jst chill baby... Get nude and wear what he get for you...

Maa ne to randi pana dikha diya.. baniyan nikala aur nangi ho kar kapade pahan ne lagi... Ham dekh rahe the ke ye kaise pahanti hai. Aurato ko kapade pahante hue dekhna bhi apne aap me ek maza hai... Sala ma ne to mast kapada nikala dhundh ke... Ye to tube blouse kahate hai ise...

Mai: suman randi nikal gaya to. I mean sarak gaya to?
Dharam: sarakar sarakega tab hi to maza aayega na?
Mai: are pan ye aurat manage kaise karti hai wahi puch raha hu...
Maa: dekhne me maza aata hai na?
Mai: ha. Par...
Maa: to maze karo na...
Mai: sali subah se dekh raha hu bahot bole ja rhi hai. Itni kaisi akad aa gai hai tuj me?
Dharam: dekho. Randi banna hai to sabase pahale to akad dhili karni padegi warna mard bistar par badala lega achchhe se...
Maa: ha to wahi chahiye na ke wo jam kar khush ho...
Dharam: madam yaha to jo bhi grahak aayega wo fir aap ye mat samjo ke officers aayenge jo aapke badan ke sath achche se sex karenge. Wo yaha to bevade bhi aate hai. Aur lukkhe jyadatar aate hai. Wo log ko kya hai ke chut chahie. Havas khatam bat khatam. Usme akad dikhane gaye aap to fir jabardasti karke jaise taise chodenge... Dekh lo warn kar raha hu aapko...
Mai: thoda to niche rakh blouse. Chhod ye tere kam ka nahi hai... Bra dikha koi...
Maa: aapko to bas bra bra bra...
Mai: are maza aata hai darling. Bra dikhe to log pagal se ho jate hai...
Maa: to kya aap ye chahte ho ke mai bra aur saree pahanu?
Mai: ha...

Kabir aur dharam bas hamare conversation ka luft utha rahe the. Wo bol to rahe the par aisa kuch bhi nahi tha ke mai yaha likhu aur aapko maza aa jaye...

Maa: ok... To chalo dharam ji bra lau. Mere size ki...
Mai: teri size kya hoti hai? Tuje jo mile pahan le.... Chhoti ho ya badi tu chamakti rahegi...

Ham sab has pade... Aakhirkar kali rang ki bra mili par usme safed dag nikala...

Maa: ye kya hai? Aur kisne kiya hai?

Ham sab samaj gaye...

Dharam: wo... Actually...
Mai: pahan lena agar koi dekhega to use bhi maza aayega...

Par maa ne khushbu se pahachan liya ke ye viry hai jo jam gaya hai. Matalab ye bra muth marne ke liye use ho rahi thi... Par maa ne mere kahane par pahan li...

Maa: isme hook bhi ek hi kam kar raha hai...
Mai: ek kam kar raha hai na. To jo mil raha hai usse kam chala...
Maa: muje red bra pasand hai.
Mai: ha to dhundhna. Yaha bahot saree laya hai.

Maa ne thodi mashakkat ke bad red bra nikali

Dharam: ye madam ko hone se rahi
Mai: abe tu kyo fadfadane laga. Pahan ne de. Ab usne choice ki hai to ab use hi pahan ne de. Aur ab to ye randi yahi pahanegi. Red bra. Bahot pasanf hai na?

Maa apne aam ko jaise taise adjust kar ke bra ko pahan ne lagi. Dharam bra ke hook ko band karne ja raha tha maine roka, kyonki maza aa raha tha. Idhar se adjust karne par ye side ka mamma nipple ko aazad kar raha tha. Aur dusri taraf wo. Aur ham sab ke samne ma ek masti kar rahe the. Mushkil se bra ko to adjust kiya par mamme side se nikal ja rahe the.... Yellow saree pahan li... Aay hay bra saree ka ye combination aaj tak kat ka sab se hasin combination tha. Sirf ye kapdo ko dekhkar aisa lage ke ye randi hi hai...

Mai: ye sali. Ab aai kuch maza dekhne ki randi
Maa: par aise to mai kabhi galiyo me ghumi nahi.
Mai: to tuje nahi lagata ke tuje teri khubsurati sabako dikhani chahie?

Maa thoda sa sharmai...

Maa: dharam tum bata rahe the ke yaha ke bewade kuch bhi kar sakate hai. Kya kya karte hai?
Dharam: sir bata du kya?
Mai: ha dharam bata de bhai muje bhi to pata chale kaise kaise log aate hai randiyo ke bazar me...
Dharam: thik hai... Randiyo ke pas waise har koi condom pahanege. Kyonki aids ka dar rahata hai...
Maa: muje thodi aids hai??
Dharam: madam aapko aids nahi hai. Par unhe thodi pata hai? Aur india me thodi randi pan legal hai? Bahar ki country me to aids nahi hai aisa certificate lena padata hai. Jaha jaha legal hai. To yaha to waise condom pahanege...
Mai: par tu to kah raha tha ke chut me maal nikal ne nahi de rahi hai ye aur complaint kar raha tha...
Dharam: are sir mai rahi bola na? Jise pata hai ke ye gharelu hai wo to iski chut me hi dalne ko man karega na?

Ab aids pe suli maa ki atak gai thi. Tension hona jayaz hai...

Maa: par to unko bhi to aids ho sakata hai na?
Dharam: ham log ek kam karte hai. Bina condom ka koi sex nahi karega aise hi rule banate hai. Par fir madam aapko khushi bhi us level ki deni padegi...

Ab maa condom par aai thi. Muje bhi thodi hairani hui thi maa ka sawal sun ke...

Maa: dekho maine aaj tak condom se nahi chudvaya hai. Ye condom comfortable to hote hai na?

Sala maa ki bat me dam to hai. Condom to maine bhi to nahi pahana tha kabhi. Aur mere doston ne bhi to nahi. Na hi ye kabir ne aur na hi Joseph ne. Abhi tak kisine bhi condom kabhi bhi nahi pahana tha. Aur maa davai leti hai matalb mere bap ne bhi kabhi bhi nahi use kiya hoga... Par ab hame maa ke sath mazak karne ka ek achcha sa mazedar topic mil gaya tha. Ab maza aayega...

Hame to maa ke sath mazak karne ka mauka mil gaya tha. Maa ko condom ka gyan nahi tha ye pata chal gaya tha. Mardo ko koi gyan aisa nahi he jo college me na mila ho...

Mai: maa wo kadak hota hai aur thoda chubhta bhi hai...
Maa: to fir maza kaheka?
Mai: are wo to mard ko maza aata hai. Aurat ko maza mile ke na mile. Tu to randi hi hai na? To tuje maza aaye na aaye kya farak padata hai?
Maa: are to fir... Maine to advertisement me kuch alag hi suna hai. Meri saheliyon ke bhi experience muje mile hai. Condom me se sex me maza nahi aata aisa nahi hota.

Ab maa ko market me le jana mera dimag kam karne laga. Ab kya isi kapadon me maa bahar aayegi?

Mai: are to ek kam karte hai condom le kar aate hai aur tere sath sex karke dekh lete hai. Customer ke pas jane se pahale tuje bhi experience mil jayega...
Maa: ha thik hai ye sahi hai. Koi lao condom pahan ke aa jao. Par ham khane ke bad kare? Muje nind bhi chahie aur bhukh bhi lagi hai...

Maine aankh mari dharam ke samne. Dharam samaj gaya...

Mai: dharam condom hai kya?
Dharam: nahi sir bahar lene jana padega.
Maa: achcha chalo thik hua ab muje nind bhi aa rahi hai. Aur khane ka kuch karo please...

Maine mauka hath me le liya...

Mai: suman condom to lene jana padega.
Maa: ha to lekar aao
Mai: tu hi ja. Tuje hi lena hai.
Maa: na baba na. Mai nahi jaungi...
Mai: ab to tuje jana hi padega... Challenge hai muft me lane ka...
Maa: muft me challenge. Thik hai chalo. Kaunsi size lena hai?

Kabir ab tak chup tha par ab use bhi jo maza aa raha tha wo lena start kiya...

Kabir: badi size ka lena aur waha puch lena... medical store par milega. Dekhte hai. Tere liye ye bada challenge hai...
Mai: ha to chalo medical store...
Maa: abhi nahi.
Mai: na abhi chal. Pahale condom le kar aate hai aur fir so jana. Khana bhi abhi ready hai?

Maine dharam ke samane aankh mari aur dharam samaj gaya. Fir se...

Dharam: are sir itni subah to abhi banana padega.
Mai: ha to chalo pahale chale jate hai condom le ne...
Dharam: sir mai aau. Mere dhyan me ek achcha medical store hai...

Ab unka bolna mai samaj gaya. Ke uska koi dost hoga... Chalo koi nahi thik hai...

Mai: ha to chalo. Kabir tu aa raha hai?
Kabir: na muje sona hai... Aap jao.
Mai: ye condom lene jayegi epic scene hone wala hai. Chal na?

Tab tak maa blouse dekh rahi thi.

Mai: oye. Tu blouse mat pahan
Maa: to kya aise aau?
Mai: suman tu randi hai. Randiya pure kapade kab se pahan ne lagi?
Maa: par...
Mai: nahi chal aise hi chal... Muft me lena hai condom to fir ....
Maa: thik hai... Done aise hi aaungi...

Maa ko challenge me fasa kar maa ko bahar lene ka plan ban gaya... Yadav ne gadi Nikali. Yadav ko to aana hi tha. Uske liye to ye sare naye experience the. Waise market me ek randi launch hone ja rahi thi. Aur uski opening ceremony me ham sab the. Ye ek good experience tha. Maza to aayega hi... Gadi me maa ko aage bithaya gaya. Ta ke market me sab ko pata chale ke koi mal to aaya hai. Par par par... Ye rasta kahi upr ki aur ja raha tha. Dharam ka friend ke thikane par. Yadav aur dharam to use jante hi hoge... Bich me medical store to aaya... Ye exam thi maa ke liye. Isme pas hue to fir kuch naya plan karate hai...

Maa: ye medical store gaya...
Mai: ye bhari bazar me agar bra pahan ke sirf jana hai to bol.
Maa: hmmm to fir kaha ja rahe hai?
Dharam: madam aisi jagah le kar ja rahe hai jaya purpose bhi solve ho jayega aur aapka dar bhi dur ho jayega. Fir ye bazar aapke liye kuch nahi rahegi. Mere dost ki ek medical store hai aur aapko comfortable feel karayega...
Maa: thik hai...

Ek chhoti se pahadi par ham log pahunche. Waha ginti me 10 log dikhai de rahe the. Ek medical store tha... Dur upr...

Mai: ye hai tere dost ka medical store?
Dharam: ha wahi hai.
Mai: chalo jate hai... Par pura dealing suman karegi. Aage jake randi banegi to dealing ise hi to karni padegi. To chalo thik hai ? Koi nahi bolega?

Maa gadi se bahar nikali aur dhire dhire sab uske piche jane lage... Maine dharam se bola ke tu phone se bat karke tere dost se bol de ke ham aa rahe hai... To usne bola ke sab plan ke mutabik ho chuka hai. Maine saleem ko bol diya hai. Oh sala ek aur _? Chalo dekhe kya hota hai?

Medical store par ek aurat already khadi thi. Shahar ki malai jaise aurat bra me aur sadi lapete hue aai. Aurat garib jaisi dekh kar sharma rahi thi. Ek andar koi aadami baitha tha topi pahan kar. Shayad yahi saleem tha. Wo to turant khada ho gaya aur maa ko dekh raha tha... Maa thoda sa tension me thi... Uncomfortable feel to ho raha tha par hame maza aa raha tha... Ham log sab chupchap khade rahe to maa aur uncomfortable feel kar rahi thi. Saleem jaise sab anjan tha waise ham sab se pucha kya chahie...

Mai: inko chahie... Pucho inse...

Maa aur tension me...

Maa: wo actually... Muje... Wo... Ek...
Saleem: madam koi khas kam hai kya?

Saleem ne thodi aashiqui batai...

Maa: badtamiji mat karo...
Saleem: are madam aap is hal me aai ho itni khubsurat ho to badtameez ho ja raha hai dil.
Maa: yaha se chalo...
Mai: aise to kadam kadam pe milenge...

Maa ko fir challenge yad aaya...

Maa: Muje... Condom chahie...
Saleem: aapko? Ham ladkiyo wala condom nahi rakhate.

Is javab par maa sara kuch bhul gai... Aur uska dhyan ladkiyo wala condom par chala gaya...

Maa: condom alag alag aate hai kya?
Saleem: ha madam aapko ladakiyon wala condom chahie ya mardo wala...
Maa: muje mardo wala chahie...
Saleem: ha to kitna lamba chahie?

Sala harami dharam usne kaise bat karni hai wo bhi bat kar li thi. Maa hamare samane dekhne lagi...

Maa: in logo ke ... Wo.. bada wala de dijiye...
Saleem: madam bada wala de to de. Par aapke anadar jayega nahi to fir aapko maza nahi aayega...

Saleem bhi bat ko khich kar maze le raha tha...

Maa: to?
Saleem: wo.. nap dijie...
Maa: naap? Kiska nam?
Saleem: jaha jane wala hai...
Maa: mere pas nahi hai...
Saleem: to kaise logi?
Maa: are to mard kaise le kar jate hai?
Saleem: are wo to apni size ka le kar jate hai...
Maa: to aurat ko fit nahi baitha to?
Saleem: mard ghusa hi deta hai madam. Ye to aap aai to puch raha hu...

Maa chalak thi. Use shayad andaza aa gaya ho aisa hame lag raha tha. Ke ham sab mazak kar rahe the... Kyonki...

Maa: ye inka in logo me sabase bada hai ...

Par saleem bhi mazedar aadmi tha...

Saleem: madam inse bhi bade ho sakate hai. Aapko apni size ka pata hona chahie...
Maa: mai kaise nap lu?
Saleem: agar aap chahe to ...
Maa: na na. Darpan ji aap dikhao apna aur uske hisab se le Lo...

Maa ka shak yakeen me badal ne hi laga tha... Kyonki wo ab muje chhed rahi thi.

Mai: suman tu chalak to hai...
Maa: chalak to banna hi padega na... Kiski shaitani hai ye sab?

Sab ne meri taraf ungli kar di...

Maa: achcha to aap hai?

Maa ko itna hi pata chala ke ham sab log masti kar rahe hai par sahi galat nahi pata chal rha tha...

Maa: ab batao muje...
Mai: suman agar saleem ko maza aayega tab hi kuch batayenge...
Maa: mai koi maza nahi karane wali. Mere sath dhoka hua hai...

Maine maa ka pallu hi gira diya... Maa ab bra me thi upar aur turant hi maa ne wapas dhak ne ki koshish ki...

Saleem: rahane dijie na. Achcha lag raha hai...

Ab tak ye mahol me ham log sab bhul hi gaye ke ek aurat pahale se khadi thi... Hame wo dhyan hi nahi raha... Wo dekh kar mai bhi thoda saham to gaya... Par saleem be bazi sambhal li...

Saleem: rekha tum jao ha? Aur ha meri biwi ko mat bolna please. Ek mahine tak mujse kuch bhi le muft me dunga. Thik?

Aur wo chali gai...

Saleem: madam please...

Maa please me fisal gai...

Maa: thik hai par in sabaka dam lagata hai..
Saleem: are madam aapki hi hai ye saree dukan. Bas aap kuch aur dhila kijiye...
Maa: ab adhnangi to hu aur kya karu? Pahale tu muje ye bata ke condom ka kya mamala hota hai. Agar batayega to kuch inam milega. Information de....

Inam ka nam sun kar aadmi pighal hi jata hai. Waise saleem bhi pighal gaya...

Saleem: are madam ye sab mazak kar rhae hai... Condom koi top nahi hai. Patala rubber ka hota hai. Gubbara fualate hai waise fualya ja sakata hai. Kuch kadak nahi hota...

Ye kadak sun kar maa sab samaj gai ke ye sab hamara plan tha. Baki is saleem ko kaise pata ke kadak jaisa kuch bola tha... Ma ne turant dharam ke samne dekha...

Maa: ab aaiyo mere pas lund khada kar ke.. maine nahi deni hai ab chut... Lund dikhana bhi mat muje...
Dharam: madam muje to sir ne bola tha... Please madam aisa mat kijiye...

Are bap re. Ab to mai gaya kam se... Saleem hakka bakka ho kar dekh raha tha. Aur muje kuch samaj nahi aa rhaa tha. Maa mere samne dekh kar gussa thi. Sab ka dhyan mere samne tha... Aur maa par ke ab kya hoga?

Maa: mere aaspas bhi mat dikhana...
Mai: are suno to sahi meri jan...
Maa: kuch nahi sunna...
Mai: are meri jan ye bhi dharam ka dost hai. Isiliye idhar aaye. Warna to bahar bhi ja sakate the kahi par ... Muje parwah hai teri... Chal ab isko apne mamme thode se darshan karva de... Ta ke ye muft me condom de de...
Saleem: nahi nahi sirf dekhna hai to condom bhi ye pade dekh lo...
Mai: to tuje kya karna hai?
Saleem: mamme masal ne to do...
Mai: mamme masal ne de fir kuch nahi na?
Maa: mai naraz hu. Aur muje kuch nahi karna hai...

Maa ne pallu bhi laga diya... Are yar... Itna kya ukhadna hai??

Maa ne matalab mood kharab kar ke rakha tha. Muje pasand nahi aaya. Matalab randi hai. Mere se bhi ghatiya mazak karne wale aayenge. Aur mai to uska bakayada pati bhi hu. Matalab muje mana kar diya? Muje to kuch bhi karne ka hak hai... Par thik hai maine use fir bhi sab ke samane manaya...

Mai: dekh suman tera mood me aaj bistar par thik kar dunga. Bas? Abhi tu muft me kharidegi ya nahi ye bata
Maa: muje kuch nahi karna...
Mai: dekh tuje karna to padega. Chal ab pallu nikal aur inko mamme dabane de.
Saleem: na sir upr upr se nahi dabana. Bra nikalo aur achchhee se dabane do. Aur 10 packet chahiye to mamme chusne do. Jitne hai sare chahie to chod ne do. Condom se hi chudunga. Kya pata kaha kaha chuda ke aai hogi.
Maa: nahi saf mal hu. Abhi abhi randi ban ne aai hu. Koi kahi muh mahi mara.
Saleem: chup sali randi. Tuje pucha. Muje pata hai tera malik darpan sir hai..

Matalb dharam ne sab bata diya tha.

Saleem: wo bolenge wahi hoga. Bolo sir kya soda hai?
Mai: agar gand bhi marva du to?
Saleem: sir kitne din hai aap yaha?
Mai: yahi koi 10 din
Saleem: sir jitne chahie sab condom free agar is randi ki gand mar lu...
Mai: to done... To le ja inhe aur sab maze kar le. Par ham sab ke samne.
Saleem: nahi sir aisa mal sab ke samne?
Mai: aisa mal hai isiliye sab ke samane
Saleem: sir please...
Mai: dharam koi dusara friend hai tera?
Dharam: ha hai na sir chalo...
Saleem: ruko ruko...
Maa: kya ruko ruko. Muje to pucho. Muje kuch nahi karna hai. Maine pahale hi bola tha nind aa rahi hai sona hai aur khana khana hai.
Mai: ha to iske sath so jana
Maa: muje aapse kuch bat hi nahi karni hai... Aap to bolie hi mat....

Mai unko bra ki patti se khich kar side ne le kar gaya...

Mai: kya re? Itna kahe ko nakhara dikha rahi hai aaj mere sath?
Maa: bas aise hi aap muje samaj te hi nahi ho..
Mai: par galati hui kaha hai mujse .?
Maa: aap ne subah muje dharam ke sath akele bhej diya. Muje wo bilkul bhi pasand nahi aaya. Wo akela mere sath aisa waisa kuch bhi kar sakata tha. Itna kya bharosa.. ajnabi par?
Mai: are? Tu randi ban rahi hai to ye sab to mein nazar andaz karna hi padega na?
Maa: par fir bhi. Idhar ye apna customer bhi nahi tha. Aapko sath aana chahie tha.
Mai: to ye tuje bolna tha na?
Maa: ye aapko samaj ne aana chahie... Aapke dosto ke sath chudvane ke time par aap sath raha karo... Wo kaise chode to aap dekh sako...
Mai: matalb kya muje chodna nahi aata?
Maa: are nahi baba. Aapki patni ko log kaise kaise use karte hai aapke dost wo aapko pata hona chahie.
Mai: are meri janu. To yaha kya problem hai abhi to mai mere samne hi to bol raha hu?
Maa: par mai ye sab ke samne open me nahi kar sakati kuch.
Mai: yaha open me nahi kyo?

Ham bate kar rahe the ke itne me jo muje pahale 10 dikhai de rahe the wo ho gaye 15. Log ikatthe hote ja rahe the... To maine maa ko sadi thik karne ko bola.

Mai: jan yaha sab dekh rhe hai. Sadi ko lapet lo apne mammo ke aaspas.
Maa: mai to bol hi rahi thi ke aise muje mat le kar jao ab bhale dekhte log aur kya. Mai kitna thik karte ghumu.
Mai: to ab inse condom ka kya karna hai?
Maa: uske liye muje chudna padega inse.
Mai: gand marva do to fir yaha hai tab tak condom free. Soch lo...
Maa: par ye muje bina condom ke to na hi chode to achcha hai...
Mai: kyo? Pata nahi ye kitno ko chodta hoga. Inki biwi bhi hai. IsKo aids hua to?
Mai: ha to bolenge na inko ke condom se chodega
Maa: nhi mai chahati hu ke shadi ke bad koi bhi naya experiment bator randi mere par ho. Wo pahle aap muj par karo. Aapka hak un logo se pahala hona chahie....

Wah kya muhobbat hai... Par ab log yaha jama hote ja rahe the. Excitement apni jagah. Aur hakikat apni jagah. Din ek alag bat hai rat ek alag bat hai. Thoda dar hona jayaz tha. Aise kabhi maa bhi nahi nikli. Aur meri to ye biwi bhi hai ab. Muje jo bhi karna tha. Savdhani ke sath maze karna tha. Gav ke liye koi tamasha din dahade bane usse pahale hotel wapas pahunch na tha...

Mai: bol abhi kuch karegi ya nahi
Maa: aap hai jaha muje koi tension nahi. Aap ka hukum sir aankho par...

Subah unki narazgi thi par ab pyar. Aurat apne pati ko agar itna chahe to fir pati bhi apne aap ko nyochhavar kar hi deta hai...ye faisle ki ghadi thi... Mai ma ko lekar use wapas saleem ke pas le kar aaya... Dharam yadav aur kabir ka dhyan mere aur maa ko dekh rahe the. Wo ab ham kya karenge aur kya kahenge us par dhyan tha...

Mai: saleem le abhi ke liye mamme daba le. Aur ek condom ka packet de de. Log ikatthe ho rahe hai aur ye thoda mushkil hai yaha...
Saleem: thik hai ek hi packet dunga
Mai: ha thik hai...
Maa: nahi 10 de dena. Chus bhi lena...
Mai: sab ke samne? Ab yaha mela jam jayega abhi...
Maa: thik hai jaisa aap bole...

Saleem ke hatho se gand marne vali chiz ka sirf mamma dabana hath aa raha tha. Mayus tha. Udas bhi tha...

Mai: ja andar ja aur apni bra utar de.
Saleem: sir wo to muje utar ne do... Aap to bas...
Mai: ha tu utar de... Suman ulti ghum ja... Aur aap sab log ... Ek kam kartr hai saleem ye piche store hai na? Ha chalo mamme bhi chus hi lo... Chalo andar... 10 packet condom ke lene hai. Chal suman andar aaja...

Saleem ko kuch khushi mili ke chalo kuch to mila... Ham log andar store me gaye. Are par darvaje par store room kyo likha hai jab aaju baju davai hai aur 2 aadmi bhi mushkil se khade ho pa rahe hai. Isse bade to toilet hote hai... Aur chutiye ne likha store room... Bahar wo log ne sab ko hava kar diya aur yaha pahale maine maa ko bheja...

Maa: mai andar jau?
Mai: are tu bahar rahegi to yaha aur log join ho jayenge.... Aur randiyo ko waise bhi adjust karna hota hai... Chal ab 10 packet condom de dena thik hai?
Saleem: chal ghum ja bra utar ne de...

Maa ghum gai aur saleem ne bra ko nikal kar sidhi apni pent me ghusa di. Aur piche pith par joro se hath ragad ragad kiya. Fir use ghuma kar mammo ko dekh kar us par tut pada. Muje jagah kam hone ke karan bahar ko khada rahana tha to bahot pata nahi chala par maa ko jakad kar nabhi ke upr ke hisse ko usne bahot masala kiss kiya ragada... Hotho ko kiss karata. Nipple ko khich ta . Mammo ko masalata... Maa ki siskiya tadap me badhati ja rahi thi... Mauke ka fayada uthate hue saleem ne jaise hi maa ke ghaghare me hath dala...

Maa: chut chhune ki bat nahi hui thi. Sahab ne mamme hi chusne bole the tune kiss bhi kiya hai. Chalo khel khatam 10 minutes ho gaya... Lao meri bra..
Saleem: ruko na please...? Mera hua nahi hai...
Maa: 10 minutes ho ho gaye. Nahi hua teri problem hai. La meri bra nikal pent se..

Aur maa ne bra nikal kar pahan li. Bahar hi nikal gai nangi... Aur fir bahar aa kar usne bra pahani. Dharam ko hook lagane ko bola aur fir maa ne Muje 10 packet condom ke lene ke liye bola. Maa randiya jaise karti hai waise hi kar rahi thi. Akad dikha rahi thi apne husn ka.. saleem shayad ab apne mukam me hi hoga aisa lag raha tha par jis tarah se maa ko galat jagah chhedne gaya maa ne use aukat dila di...

Maa: chalo.. maine bra pahan li hai hotel chalte hai...
Saleem: darpan sahab ek var sauda kar lo. Ye puri dukan me kabhi bhi kuch bhi chahie de dunga. Sirf 10 din nahi puri zindgi. Badale me randi sirf 24 ghante chahie. Ise inki aukat dikhani hai..
Maa: are dekhe tuj jaise.. chalo...

Wo nikal ke gadi me baith gai... Maine Durex condom ke 10 packet liye... Aur jate jate saleem ko bola...

Mai: dekh iski akad tuje hi bistar par thikane lagane milegi. Mai karunga sauda uska. Tension mat le abhi ghar ja kar apni biwi ko chod ke aa...
Saleem: sali randi. Ab to mera maal niklega to uski gand me hi. Tab tak mai bhi apne aapko unke liye prepare karunga...

Maine waha se chale jana uchit samaj kar nikal gaya... Gadi me..

Mai: are suman achanak kya hua tha?
Maa: are wo chut me hath dal ne ja raha tha.
Mai: par uska hone wala tha ... Dalne deti...
Maa: nahi deal ki thi aapne matalb deal... Dekho yaha kaise kata hai... Nipple ke upr...
Mai: kar jara bra niche...

Maa ne dikhaya... Haa lal lal ho gaya tha...

Maa: mai boli ke shanti se kar shanti se kar.. par man hi nahi raha tha chudai ke time par agar wo kat bhi leta to chal jata. Par ye to sirf mamme chusne ke alawa kuch kar ne ko bola nahi tha bechare ko to fir muje to santushti waise bhi khade khade itne chhote kamare me nahi mil rahi thi. To fir gusaa nahi aayega to kya aayega...
Dharam: par mamsab koi randiyo ke pas khushi dene nahi aata. Khushi lene aata hai...
Mai: sahi. Ek bar deal ho gai thi tere mamme ki matalab wo unke jab tak mal na giraye...
Maa: thik gai. Par muje maza nahi aaya dekhti hu...

Ye randiyo ka behaviour nahi hona chahie. Mai ye nahi kahata ke randiyo ke sath balatkar karna chahie agar na mane to. Par agar randiya jo khushi customer ko chahie wo na de sake to customer ke pas biwi to hogi hi na... Mera manna hai gand marne ka concept bhi randiyo ne hi nikala hoga. Mazak kar raha hu par. Maa ka ye nature mere liye thoda chinta ka vishay bana huaa tha. Par ham sab hotel ki aur nikle par ye sab hote hote kafi ghante nikal gaye the... Hotel par jaise pahunche waha to kafi logo ki aavan javan thi. Maa ne gadi me hi ek tarika apnaya apne aap ko achche se dhak dene ki koshish ki... Par nipple to fir bhi dikhenge. Par maa shayad apni bra dikha kar kisika dhyan apni aur khich ne ke badale chupchap sirf ek fashion dikha kar nikalna chahati thi... Ab to bra bhi kahi dustbin me. Sir saree lapet aur maza de... Wah...

Jaise maine aapko bataya maa ne bra nikal kar kuch alag hi andaz me jane ka faisla kiya .. hamne to uske in andaz ka maza lene ki aadat ho gai thi. Par yaha khulle aam sab romanchit kar dene wala dil dhadak husn ke khel dikhai de raha tha. Dekhna hai ke kya kya hota hai... Sab mard maa ko dekh rahe the. Aur sath aai unki biwiya apne pati ko. Maa bijli ki tarah jagah karti hui nikal bhi gai aur use dekhne me mere hath me maa ki bra rah gai thi wo achanak khayal me aaya aur maine texi me dal ke turant hotel ke andar ghus gaya. Kai logo ne notice kiya hoga ke ek husn ki devi taxi se nikli aur upr gai aur usi taxi se mai, kabir, dharam aur yadav total 4 mard bhi nikle hai. Koi prostitute hire kiya ho aisa mahol sab ko lag raha tha. Dharam ko to hotel ke customer ko bhi to sambhalna tha. Abhi tak jis nokar ne maa ko chudai karte hue dekha tha wo naukar sambhal raha tha. Unka to mai kya kahu aapko? Bechara thandi aahe bhrne ke alawa kuch nahi kar sakata tha... Mai kabir bhi dhime dhime karte hue hamare room me aa gaye... Maa room service me phone laga kar khana mangava rahi thi. Aur hamse jab pucha to hamne bhi apna order likha diya. Ab yaha se le kar khana aa gaya. Khana ho chuka. Aur kha kar maa so bhi gai tab tak ham bat kar rahe the par maa kuch bhi nahi boli. Uske chahere par gussa to ek taraf par thakan bahot dikh rahi thi. Rat ko yadav ko sukun dete dete wo puri rat so nahi payi thi. Par ab wo sare kapade nikal kar chain se so gai...

Hamari halat bhi thi to patali hi. Kabir baju me sone ja hi raha tha ke maine unko roka. Kyonki muje pata hai ke nangi aurat ke baju me sone jaoge to aap bina chudai kiye nahi so sakate... Maine unko warn kiya ke iski chut gili dikhi to hotel room se bahar nikal dunga. Aise karke... Mai bahar nikla. Kyonki muje ab dekhna tha ke dharam kya kar raha hai... Muje ye bhi to janna tha ke abhi maa ke liye customer kaha se lana hai aur koi kapde ki dukan ya aisa kuch bhi jo hamari preparation khatam kar de... Are ha yad aaya muje maa ko condom ke sath bhi to chodna tha... Ek bar condom pahan kar lund ko maa ki chut gand aur muh me ghuma du to maa fir at least public ke liye to available ho jaye... Are yar kitne kam karne hai... Nigeria jaise khun kharaba wale mahol se ham yaha is mast maa ke husn ki duniya me aa gaye hai... Ye sochte sochte hue mai niche hotel ke reception area me aaya aur waha maine ek aadmi ko dharam se bate karte hue suna... Mai waha ja kar baitha to wo aadmi chup sa ho gaya...

Dharam: bolie bolie ye hamare ghar ke hi aadmi hai...
Mai: kya hua bhai?
Dharam: bhai ye gujarati gujju bhai hai

Dharam hasate hasate bol raha tha jaise mazak ke mood me tha...

Mai: ha to?
Gujju: are bhai aap to yar... Bas karo na?

Gujju laheze me wo bat kar raha tha...

Mai: are bolo na itna kya sharmana... Bolo bolo... Kya hua?
Gujju: wo actually...
Mai: are bolo na bhai
Dharam: hamare gujju bhai honeymoon par aaye hai aur hathiyar sath nahi le kar aaye...
Mai: question to ye hai ke honeymoon me hathiyar le kar kaun aata hai? Honeymoon me to bich me koi aana nahi chahie... Aur aap hai ke bich me condom lagane ki bat kar rhe ho...
Dharam: are nahi nahi... Mera hathiyar matalb condom nahi. Inki biwi sharmili hai aur wo apne sath rangin kapade le kar nahi aai hai... Use kapade chahie rangin... Lingerie chahie...

Gujju bhai to ekdam shocked ho kar surprise ho kar hamari batchit ko dekh raha tha...

Mai: oh... Lingerie chahie...
Dharam: aur ye bhai sahab hamare gujju bhai ne bola antar vastr chahie...

Aur ham dono ki hasi ekdam se chhut gai... Wo chup sa sahama hua hamari aur dekh raha tha... Par maine bat ko thikane lagaya...

Mai: aapka nam kya hai?
Gujju: jignesh...

Sale har gujju ka nam jignesh? Matalb ye common name hai.. aisa laga? Gujarat ka rastriy nam jigya kar do...

Mai: sono jiga bhai... Ye sab yaha kaha aap karoge?
Jignesh: wo actually yaha hamara undergarments... Sorry antar vastr ki dukan hahahahahaha... Piche hi hai. Apni hai. Mere card me likha hai... To puch rhaa tha...
Mai: oh okay.. to chalo dikha do... Wo bichare ka dil mat dukhao. Chalo use kapde dikhate hai aur wo mai yahi soch raha tha suman ke liye to...

Maine aankh mari aur ham log waha se khade hue aur unki shop par gaye... Karib aadha kilomitar par hi unki shop thi. Jiga bhai thoda nervous ho gaye the. Use apni biwi ko mal banana zarur tha par ye kharidari par sankoch ho raha tha... Dharam bhai ne dukan koli aur...

Dharam: kya size hai aapke wife ki?
Jiga: wo... Hai na dharam bhai ... Koi bhi dai do na?
Mai: jiga bhai size matter karti hai. Agar patli hai bhabhi ji to plus size le kar kya karoge? Aur plus size ki hai bhabhi to fir choti choti lingerie ka kya karoge?
Dharam: are tab to aur maza aaye agar bade mammo par mushkil se bra tik paye...
Mai: aur jiga bhai jara socho chupke se nipple bahar aane ko bekarar ho... Aur.. halake se dekhne ki koshish dauran bhabhi halake se upr kare...
Jiga: bhai wo rahane do... Pahale kuch batao...

Ab wo hamare sath bato me achcha ghul mil raha tha... Ham unse maze se bat kar rhe the wo to karan tha upr se unka honeymoon ka khumar lund ki salami de de kar use pareshan kar rhaa tha... Mera dimag ab sab hade par kar ke kuch naya naya la raha tha..

Mai: jiga bhai kaisa rahega ke aap ek aurat par pahale pahana hua dekh lo aur uske hisab se aap kuch chuno?
Dharam: ye kya bol rahe ho?
Mai: maine jiga bhai ko pucha hai...

Lund ka mara ye bhul gaya tha ke wo honeymoon par aaya hai... Wo sab bhul gaya... Usne ha bol di.....

Mai: dharam ruk mai abhi aata hu...

Aur mai nikla hamare king size bed par sote hue queen ko uthane... Hai na mast dimag mera.. jab se maa se chut ka sukh mila hai mai bada shaitan ho chuka hu. Sara kusur maa ke mast jism ka hai... Mai to room mai gaya aur maa ko soya Hua paya... Maine dekha ke ye sab me 2 ghante to nikal gaye hai. Mai maa ko uthana hi maza samaja...

Mai: suman darling. Utho maza karte hai...

Maa bahot gahari nind me thi. Maine maa ki chut me direct ungli dal di... Maa uchal padi..

Maa: kya karte ho? Sone do na?
Mai: are mast bakara Mila hai maza karata hu chal na?
Maa: idhar aao na mere badan par. Thoda warm up to karo... Direct ungli chala rahe ho...aa jao mere upar..
Mai: nahi. Tere husn ke jalwe dikhane hai kisi ko chal..

Maa uth nahi rahi thi. Maine mammo ko khich kar khada kiya. Kabir to ghoda bech kar soya hua tha.. side ke palang par...

Mai: chal jaldi se kuch pahan le...
Maa: are so ne do na? Abhi to nind gahari hui thi. Pata hai mai apne bachche ko ek mamme se aur dusre mamme se aapko dudh pila rahi thi..
Mai: ha chal use hame sach bhi banana hai par abhi ek customer wait kar raha hai chal...
Maa: mai kya pahanu? Agar wo mere husn ko dekhne vala hai to fir kapde kyo pahanu?
Mai: are aadha kilomitar to dur hai...
Maa: ruko muje susu jana hai...
Mai: are wah muje dekhna hai... Maine kabhi nahi dekha tu mute tab.. chut se mut niklte dekhna hai... Dikhaye gi?
Maa: na muje isme to sharam aayegi hi aayegi. Mai mut nahi paungi.

Wo waha wait kar raha tha to maine bola chal thik tu aa... Maa ne subah wala hi kapda pahan ke mere sath nikal padi. Aur ham dukan par pahunche... Maa jaise enter hui ke dharam ne dukan ka shutter band kiya...

Mai: jiga bhai ye hai suman. Aur suman ye hai hamare jiga bhai... Apne honeymoon par aaye hai..

Jiga bhai ne maa ke bra saree wale look me dekh kar apna muh khula rakha...

Maa: honeymoon par aaye ho to khun nikala ke nahi?

Jiga bhai ka koi javab nahi. Maa ne pallu se apne aap ko dhaka aur kaha...

Maa: lagate ho khun nahi dekha tune abhi tak!
Jiga: khun?
Maa: are teri biwi ke upar tu chada hai ya jo kuch karna hai wo yahi se shuru karne wala hai?

Jiga bhai ab pareshan the. Use lag raha tha ke ham log sirf mazak hi nahi kar rahe hai par use fasa BHi rahe hai...

Mai: jiga bhai yaha jo ho raha hai wo ekdam natural ho raha hai.. maze karo. Suman jara pallu hata kar ise dekhne do. Bechara pyasa lag raha hai...
Jiga: muje jana hai please...
Mai: dekh le aur soch le aakhri bar bol raha hu...

Maine maa ka pallu hata kar maa ke mammo ko bahar se hi dabaya.

Mai: dekh bahot achchi quality ke mamme hai...

Jiga bhai nervous the ke kare kya. Muh se aavaz nahi nikal rahi thi...

Maa: tu ye to bata ke khun nikala ke nahi?

Jiga ka dhyan mammo par tha aur mai daba raha tha wo dekh raha tha... Par ek do bar puch ne par bola...

Jiga: nahi. Aaj rat ko nikal ne wala hu...
Maa: kitna time hua shadi ko?
Jiga: kal hi hui hai...
Maa: oh okay.. to khun nikalne ka mauka hi nahi mila?

Ab wo ghul mil gaya tha.. ye unka milan sar swabhav nahi lund ki pukar bol rahi thi...

Jiga: aaj ke jamane me khun na bhi nikle. Kya pata pahale kahi maza karke aai ho... Muje koi farak nahi padata agar ab wo kuch nahi karti...
Maa: thik hai... To chalo kya karna hai...
Dharam: inko aaj rat ki night mazedar banani hai aur isliye kuch kapade mast dekhna hai. Darpan sir ka kahana hai ke live demo dikhate hai..
Maa: par ye sharmaya to kaise maza aayega?
Jiga: nahi mai nahi sharamata. Muje sab aata hai. Chudai bhosdike madarchod sab gali bhi aati hai...

Ham tino hasne lage ke jiga bhai Kitne bhole hai...

Jiga bhai apni nadani dikha rahe the aur ham log maze kar rahe the...

Mai: chalo jiga bhai pahale ye batao ke bhabhi ji moti hai ya patali hai?
Jiga: wo ek dam medium hai. Na moti n patali...
Mai: ye suman jaisi?
Jiga: ye to bahot hi khubsurat hai... Isse patali...
Mai: chal nikal kapde dharam jo ise pasand aaye... Suman tab tak chalo kiss karte hai...

Nai janbujkar maa ko baho me le kar kiss kar raha tha.. dharam ne kuch lingerie nikali aur fir use dekhne ko bola. Jiga ka dhyan ham par hi tha. Aur bra wale maa ke pith par mai jab hath ghuma raha tha. Wo wahi dekh raha tha...

Dharam: suman madam hame bhi to kiss do...

Maine apne kiss ko roka...

Mai: ha jao dharam ko de kar aao...
Dharam: aap dekho ye kapade. aur suman madam idhar aao aap...

Maine saree ka pallu pakad ke rakha tha aur dhire dhire nikal raha tha aur maa dharam ko kiss kar rahi tHi... Dharam to mammo ko bhi daba raha tha... Jiga bhai kuch bhi karne ke hosh me nahi dikh rahe the...

Mai: jiga bhai kuch pasand aaya? Kiss chahiye? Complementary hai...

Jiga bhai hosh me nahi the usne ha bol diya.

Jiga: ha.... Par ye galat hai...
Mai: samaj le ke ye tera bachelor party hai... Bol ruku in dono ko? Lega inke hoth ka jam? Mast hai... Khush ho jayega... Suman ye nahi bolega par haa.. tu ise complementary kiss de de... Chal...

Maa nazdik ja hi rahi thi. Aur jiga bhai ki halat kharab ho rahi thi. Wo aise khubsurat mal ko mana kaise kare aur waha unki biwi bina chudi hui padi hui hai uska wo kya kare? Par lund to sirf chut chut bol raha tha. Unki biwi ki ho ya meri maa ki... Maa bra aur ghaghare me jiga bhai ki najdik ja rahi thi aur jiga bhai piche...

Mai: are jiga bhai jara kiss me kya jayega?
Jiga: nahi nahi bhai par mai shadi shuda hu. Kal hi to shadi hui hai meri... Please muje maf kar do?
Maa: ek kiss kar ne se aap koi dhoka nahi kar rahe ho jiga bhai... Waise maine suna tha ke gujju bhai kadak hote hai. Aap dhile ho ekdam..

Ye gujju bhai ko chdaya tav pe... Aur laga bilkul nishane par...

Jiga: nahi nahi aisa nahi hai wo...

Fir maa unke karib gai to wo piche nahi gaya aur hoth se hoth mile.. ek mitha milan ho rha ho. Jiga bhai ka pahala experience ho raha hai kya?

Mai: jiga bhai kabhi aurat ko kiss nahi kiya kya? Biwi ko hotel me aa kar bhi nahi?

Ye sun kar wo achank ruk gaya...

Jiga: wo kal hi to.. mai bola na...
Maa: chalo net practice kar lo ta ke buddhu na lago biwi ke pas... Hotho ko chusna hai thik hai?

Maa ne fir se shuru kiya... Ahahahaha kya adbhut nazara dekh ne ko mil raha tha. Gujju bhai meri maa ke adhnange mammo ko niharte hue hoth se hoth milane ki koshish me aur ye mast chumban ahahahaha wah...

Mai: jiga bhai ka kiss ka virginity khatam ho gaya..

Wo dhire dhire intense hota ja raha tha.. jordar kiss kar rha tha aur maa ke badan ko chhune ki koshish kar rha tha...

Mai: jiga bhai chhuo to koi problem nahi hai. Chhu ke dekho maza aayega...

Aankhe bandh magan jiga bhai maa ke hath aur bra ke aaspas hath ghuma rahe the. Maa ne use utha ke apne mammo par rakhe... Wo mammo par hath ghuma raha tha bra ke upar se hi... Baki ke nange hisse ko hath ghuma kar sath sath kiss kar raha tha... Jiga bhai ne thodi himmat dikhai ke wo bra utarne ja raha tha...

Maa: ruko... Ye kuch jyada ho raha hai... Muft me itna hi..
Jiga: are .. please... Ye ...
Maa: upar upar se chhuo dabana hai to dabao.. par nikal ne wali bat galat hai.

Wo bina soche hi bol diya...

Jiga: kitna logi bolo?
Maa: 10k agar puri mai bistar par chahie...

Jiga bilkul gujarati nikla. Wo dhandha karne baith gaya... Par chalak tha. Sirf apne lund ki nahi sun raha tha...

Jiga: huh teri chut le kar mai kya karunga. Ek sil pack chut padi hai mere pas. Bahak jarur gaya tha mai..
Maa: thik hai teri marzi... Muje kyo laya yaha par to?
Mai: ye lingerie dekhna chah raha tha aur maine socha live demo..
Maa: ha to dikha dete hai. Rat ko jab apni biwi ka khoon nikal ne jayega tab use pata chalega kya khoya hai ... Koi pasand ki?
Jiga: muft me biwi bina chudi padi hai mere bistar par aur tuj par 10k ? Ye hai kapde jo lene hai pahan ke dikhana hai to waise warna bolo kitna hua to mai de deta hu aur jata hu...
Mai: are itni kya akad dikhna nahi chahie to na bolo na...
Maa: mat roKo use. Aaj rat use honeymoon ji lene do. Kal wo muje Hi aake milega. Yad rakhna kal mera rate 15k hoga...
Jiga: are chhod na.. muje ye pack kar do...
Maa: nahi mai pahan ke dikhaungi tuje aaj to... Fir tu hi comparison karna...

Maa andar ke room me gai aur waha se baahr aai... Wo to puri transparent bra panty thi. Maine turant maa ko ghuma diya..

Mai: suman ise pura figure mat dikhao. Ghum jao. Jiga bhai darpok hai...
Jiga: mai koi darpok nahi hu. Mai bas honest hu...
Mai: to dekh raha hai kaisi mast mal hai ye? Ye dekh pichwada... Ye dekha darar...

Maa had se jyada khubsurat dikh rahi thi. Moti gadarai gand. Transparent penty. Aage ka hal to mai dekh raha tha. Mai dav laga sakata hu ke jiga bhai aage dekh liya to apna irada badal hi lega. Mai uske liye aur bhukh badha raha tha. Uski aankhe to ye dekh kar bhi chaka chond thi. Aankho se chud raha tha. Muh khula to tha hi. Par pani tapak raha tha... Sadhu ka iman kharab ho jaye to ye to honeymoon par aaya hai... Inka lund to waise bhi chut chut mag raha hai... Muje laga tadapana hi best hai. Maine maa ko andar wapas bhej diya... Wo andar gai tab tak jiga bhai use dekhta raha...

Jiga: wo...
Mai: wo to trailer tha. Gand ki darar dekhi? Dono kulho ko thoda dur karte hi gand ka mast chhed dikhta hai. Aur wo bhi ek jannat ka rasta hai. Tumhari biwi to gand nahi marne degi..
Jiga: nahi nahi wo sab kuch karne degi. Kyo nahi karne degi. Meri biwi hai. Mai aaj hi rat ko gand bhi marunga..
Mai: are chup na. Jis terah tere muh se pani tapak raha tha lag nahi raha tha ke bhabhi itni khubsurat hai...
Jiga: ha wo to hai...
Mai: kya?

Mai aur dharam hasne lage...

Mai: are koi nahi tu aadmi hai thik hai.. chal ab 100 rupaya nikalo... Trailer dekha na?
Jiga: maine thodi bola tha ke muje dekhna hai?

Gujju bhai aa gaye business par..

Mai: to ye lund to khada huaa na tera. Chalo ab...
Jiga: kuch bhi nai milega.
Mai: to aur kapade nahi dekhne... Ye chamiya ke bade bade mamme. Us par nipple... Jara socho tu use chus raha hai. Teri biwi ke to chhote honge. Zara net practice? Dekh gand me itna lund khada hua hai to jara soch... Aage to kya nazara hoga... Suman kuch aur mast masaledar pahan kar aa. Jiga bhai shayad kuch tuje paise de de...
Maa: ha to mai wahi pahan ke aati hu...

Wo wahi pahan kar aa gai. Haaay.... Kya nazara tha... Bra kya sirf ek dhage se bandhi thi? Agar wo tut gaya to? Jiga bhai wapas khula khula muh se dekh raha tha... Use ek taraf apna honeymoon yad aa raha tha ek aur ye samne khatarnak kadak mal...

Mai: dekh mamme dekh... Tu chahe to ye teri muthhi me ho sakate hai. Agar tu chahe to muh me bhi le sakata hai... Aur agar tu chahe to aaaahaahaaa... Kya kya nahi kar sakata...

Jiga bhai ka dhyan kaha meri aur tha...

Jiga: utare gi bra ya firki le rahe ho?
Mai: ha ha kyo na utare. Paise do aapka... Kiss to maine complimentary dilwa di.. ye idhar jo mammo ke bich darar hai bas waha se khichna hai. Bra utarte mamme aapke..
Jiga: bol kitna mamme muh me lene ka...
Mai: sir muh me mamme loge to dabaoge bhi to sahi. Kul milake ek mamme ka 1000 to dono mamme ka mila kar 2000

Jiga ne turant pent se paise gin kar muje 2000 pakada diye... Maine socha wah ab maza aayega...

Jiga: utar sali ki bra.. nahi chhod. Mai hi utarta hu...

Jiga bhai sudh budh kho chuke.. shayad bhabhi ji ke mamme itne bade nahi the.. meri maa ke to honge na. Wo ek zamane me dudalu aurat rah chuki hai mere liye... Ab aayega maza...

Ab aage

Jiga bhai ne to customer ka kam ada kar diya... Ab maa ka kam tha satisfaction dena...

Maa: jiga bhai achha lagata ke paise idhar mere bra me thus dete... Nahi?
Jiga: karna to wahi chahta tha...
Maa: paise diye hai to khwahish puri kar lo

Jiga bhai ne paise mere hath se le kar maa ki nazdik ja kar

Jiga: kidhar idhar?
Maa: na yaha nahi. Andar nahi jayega. Idhar nipple tak atak jayega. Ek kam karo piche gand wali darar me dal do...
Jiga: aage idhar niche...
Maa: jiga ji shayad aapka mera mamma chusne ka tarika kabile tarif ho aur niche pani pani ho jaye... To paise pani me nahi jayenge...?

Maa ne itne sexy andaz me kaha ke muje aisa ho gaya ke jiga ko maru goli aur mai khud chad jau maa par... Maa customer ko rizane me mahir hai. Sala 2 hazar rupaye to abhi bina hath chhue nikala liye.. par jiga bhai full form me aa gaye. Wo paiso ki vasuli karna chahte the...

Jiga: sali madarchod piche to mud...

Mai aur dharam dono ne siti mari...

Jiga: mai gali to dunga.
Mai: beshak... Ham to bas tumhe kholna chahte the.. maze karo... Par ham yahi rahenge...
Jiga: nangi to ise hona hai.... Ghum...

Maa ghumi aur gand ki darar ke bich pasa fasaya gaya... Aur jor se chapat lagai jiga bhai ne... Maine thodi maza karni sochi...

Mai: jiga bhai. Bhabhi wait karegi
Jiga: tere bhabhi ke itne bade nahi hai. 2 hazar me maze kar lu na. Wo to muft me bhi hai...
Maa: use pregnant kar dena . Jab dudh niklega bade bade ho jayenge... Chal ab nikal bra ke hook
Jiga: wo to meri biwi ke bhi nikalna hai. Aage ghum mai to sidha bra ko niche karunga... Bahot randi banne ka shokh hai na. Randiya bra thodi khulati hai. Randiya bra ko fad kar mamme dikhati hai... Ye dekh wah... Kya nipple hai...

Bra ke upar se hi jiga bhai ne mammo ko chhua...

Jiga: wah jara dekho to sahi. Kaise kaid kar ke rakhe hai bra ke andar. Bhai piche se isko pakad ke rakho na. Bra ko mai fad ke hi rahunga...

Maine maa ko piche se pakad ke rakha aur aage se jiga bhai ne maa ke badan upar vale hisse ke jo 2000 diye the use vasul karna start kiya... Ek hi jatke me bra ko fad kar maa ke mammo ko aazad kar diya...

Jiga: ye mere hai abhi to...

Bol kar dhada dhad chapat lagane laga... Chap chap ki aawaz ke sath... Maa ke mammo par lal lal nishan aane lage.... Maa jor jor se chilla rahi thi aur stop stop bol rahi thi...

Jiga: maine paise diye hai 2000 aur wo gand me fasaya hai maine. Abhi to ye sab hoga. Kisine nahi bola ke kitna time mai khel sakata hu inse to koi rokega nahi...

Are ha ye to sala mistake ho gai. Ke timeline decide karna padega ke maa ko grahak ke pas bheju to grahak kitne ghante maze kar sakata hai. Abhi ye time pass tha to achcha hua ke ye bat dhyan me aai...

Mai: jiga bhai ye to fair nahi hai. Kab tak aise marte rahoge...
Jiga: are jab tak iski hekdi na nikal jaye... Bahot achche mamme hai inke. Ye kabhi bhi meri biwi karne nahi degi. Muje bahot ichha thi ke mai mammo ke sath khel ke maze lu. Chut to inki chudi hui hogi to mai nai chut se hi apni virginity khatam kar ke santosh le lunga...

Aur maa to background me ouch... Aah... Stop... Aah... Kare ja rahi thi. Aavaz ki intensity badhti ja rahi thi. Chapat chapat hoti hai. Pyar se bite kar lo maa mana nahi karti. Par ye to lagega. Jiga bhai to direct nipple par striker ki tarah mar rha tha. Jaise carom bord me striker ko marte hai waise nipple par kar ne laga. Maa aur chilla rahi thi. Ye sab naye naye maa ke sath khelne ke tarike muje bhi mil rahe the. Gujju bhai ke maze badhiya the. Pata chal gaya ab muje. Par chala itne se hi wo chala jayega? Paise nahi milenge jyada wo bhi ek problem tha...

Mai: jiga bhai muh me bhi to lo..dekho ye tadap rahi hai ye...
Maa: please please jiga bhai please stop. Dar.... Aah... Dard ... Ouch... Ho raha hai... Aah...
Jiga: are muh me to le lunga par jab mera hone wala hoga tab...
Mai: ye tay nahi hua tha.
Jiga: to ye bhi to tay kab hua tha?

Jiga bhai smart hai... Muje to koi farak nahi padata tha. Muje maza aa raha tha. Par maa ke chahere par dard dikh raha tha...

Mai: suman ise thanda nahi karoge to ye yuhi karta rahega. Matalab tuje dard milta rahega. Sauda ho chuka hai. Kuch socho...
Maa: aaaaaaa.... Aaahhhh.... Mai lund chus du?

Oh shit... Yahi nahi bolna tha. Gujju bhai ko sirf mammo ke nam par lund chusai sirf 2000 me? Are yar mai to khus tha ke 2000 me mamme chusai hogi. Maa ne ye kya bol diya? Par maa ke pas bhi rasta tha kya? Pakka gujarati... Par fir bhi wo ruk nahi raha tha...

Mai: chalo lund chusne ke liye ready hai ab to chhod do...
Jiga: ha thik hai mai ek shart par rukunga ke wo mera lund chuse aur mai unke mamme...

Matalab dono me maze sirf gujju bhai ke... Lund chusai ke maze aur nipple chusai ke maze...

Jiga: ghum ja chal is ulti ho ja. Aur is table par aaja...

Jaise chapat lagana band hua maa ke saans me saan aai... par table bahot chhota tha...

Maa: kya jiga aise koi karte hai.. bahot dard ho raha hai. Aur ye table bahot chota hai...
Jiga: to chala bahar bada table hai...
Mai: na na thik hai adjust kar lungi...

Maine kafi chize gaur ki ke dusare customer maa se maze kare usse pahale kya kya shart ya aise bolo ke bato ki safai kar deni hai... Maa table par sir aaye apna aise adjust kar rahi thi ke dharam ne pure kapade hata diye aur bola ke thik se so jaye... Aur table par puri leta di... Ab table ke aane jane wala rasta side me jaha tha waha wo rasta wala upr kar diya aur maa ko udhar ghumaya jiga bhai ne... Maa ke bal pakad kar wo aise taise maze kar raha tha... Table thoda ucha tha... Maa ko apna sir thoda jyada niche karna pada...

Maa: are pent to nikalo...
Jiga: nikal aur aise hi situation me nikal.

Maa aur mai dono fase hue the. Ye karne ke alawa koi option nahi tha... Maa ne ulte pade hue hi pent ki zip kholi. Pent ka button khola. Nikkar bhi nikala aur lund ko bahar nikala... Thik thak tha. Itna bhi bada nahi tha ya itna bhi mota nahi tha. Par ha unki biwi jo ke pahali bar lund legi unke liye ye bhayanak ho sakata tha... Par unki chut ka to wo jane... Maa sirf nikkar me thi aur jiga bhai ke lund ko wo hath me le kar masal rahi thi... Is tarf maa ko lund tak jitna jukna pada tha utna hi maa ke mamme tan ke uchal rahe the... Aur us par jiga bhai ne wapas ek chapat ke jadi laga di...

Maa: aaaaouuch... To deal cancel...
Jiga: chal chal muh me le tab se nahi marunga abhi thode muh me liya hai...

Aise bol ke ek aur jad di...

Maa: ouch... Par ye to pasina pasina hai... aur bal to dekho jungle hai pura. Honeymoon par aaye ho to kat ke nahi aa sakate the?
Jiga: ha to mat le mai to mera man nahi bharega tab tak marta rahunga... Aur rahi bat balo ki to maine aur meri biwi ne tay kiya tha ke ham ekdusre ke bal rat ko nikalenge. Take ham ek dusre ke ang ko jan sake... To wo to aaj rat hoga...

Aise kar ke ek aur jad di... Maa ke paas koi option nahi tha. Pasine ke badbu wala lund maa ne muh me liya par ye to shikari jaisa tha. Maa ke mammo ko muh me lekar use daboch daboch kar chus ne laga. Dato se idhar udhr kat ne laga... Koi raham dili nahi. Aur naa hi koi muh me lund ka adjustment... Bas thapa thap thapa thap... To maa ne muje bad me bataya ke is excitement me wo ye bhul gaya ke lund ko andar tak dal kar maze kare. To maa ko pasina itna pareshan nahi kiya. Naa hi lund ke bal. Par badbu ko usne 2000 rupye badale me sahan kar liya.... Maa ki aavaz lund ke aadhe adhure andar bahar se aa rahi thi... Maine aur dharam ne ye nahi bataya ke sale chutye tu andar tak to dal... Maza tab hi aayega... Par wo to jama raha.. wo dono mammo ko bari bari chus raha tha aur maa ke muh me ab achanak aavan javan lund ki badhne lagi. Maa ko ab 1 minutes sambhalna rha use. Par use gale me andar nahi utar raha tha to maza bhi nahi aa rahi thi. Par 2000 me usne bahot kuch kar liya to ab isse jyada nahi... Aur fir...

Jiga: aah... Aaah... Aaaaah.... Madarchod.... Bhosdiki... Lai le... Aaah... Maru viry lai le... Pi ja madarchod. Badhu pi ja... Lodi... Chut marini...

(Ye sab maine jiga bhai ko puch ke likha ke gujarti muje likh ke do.... To gujarati readers agar kuch galat hai to maf karna)

Jiga: le le modha ma le... Aa nipple to jo tara... Nikal ke le jau? Ummmm chusu aam ki tarah... Teri maa ki... AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA

aur jiga bhai aadha muh me aadha bahar aise jad pade. Aur maa turat hi khadi ho kar thuk ne lagi..

Jiga: pi jati to dil khush ho jata...
Maa: 10000 deta to pi jati. Pura...
Jiga: hat madarchod teri jaisi randi ke 2000 itne ke liye bhi maza nahi aaya..
Maa: tu aaj suhagrat ab mana kar hi mere sath bat kar. Kal mera price 20000 hoga. Asali mazaa karna hai to le kar aana...
Jiga: meri biwi mast hai. Koi jarur nahi padegi... Chal muje kuch kapade dikha...

Usne apna pent upr kiya aur kapade dekhne laga maa andar gai aur kapade pahan ne lagi ...par use sab dard kar raha tha... Mai uske piche piche gaya...

Mai: bahot dard hua?
Maa: hmmm
Mai: ye sab to hoga hi...
Maa: hmmm
Mai: maza nahi aaya?
Maa: waise maza to aaya thoda sa... Aapko?
Mai: muje to obviously maza aaya... Par ye gujju bhai chalak nikle..
Maa: hmmm aapko maza aaya to fir sab maza hi maza hai... Ab kya pahanu?

Aur fir maine kapade nikal kar maa ko diye...

Maa: bra pahanu? Dikhegi nahi abhi ha?
Mai: mat pahan dard nahi karega?
Maa: ok thanks

Mai bahar gaya tab tak jiga bhai chala gaya tha....

Mai: chala gaya? 2000 me bahot sare maze le kar gaya
Dharam: maine bhi socha hai kuch ham bad me discussion karege. Sham ka kya plan hai? Kuch banaya hai?
Mai: nahi tu bol
Dharam: ha sir ek pub hai waha customer mil jayenge.
Mai: par usse pahale ham sab mil kar ye tay karenge ke suman ka sauda kaise aur kis situation me kya kya karna hai. Ta ke aise ham fas na jaye...

Ab ham log ka dhyan wo discussion par tha ke maa ke liye ham log customer ko kya bol ke beche. Ta ke ham log maa ko lekar fas na jaye...
Mai: dharam dekh ye jiga bhai to 2000 me maza kar ke gaya... Tuje nahi pata tha ke ye sab bhi ho sakata hai?
Dharam: are sir mai thodi ye dhanda karta hu. Mere pas to jo bhi aata hai use mai apne ek dost jo ye sab karta hai unka number de deta hu wahi log dekh lete hai bad me. Muje kuch nahi pata. Mere liye to ye pura khel pahali bar ka hai...
Mai: hmmm
Sala ham log dhanda kar ne nikle the par ham log ko dhandha kaise karna hai ye nahi pata tha. Par kahi se shuruat to karni hi thi.. par ham log apne rule banayenge to fir ham log dhandha kaise kar payenge ye bhi ek sawal tha. Aur kisi ke pas agar gaye to fir kuch bada dhamaka ho jaye aur kahi mere bap tak ye bat n pahunch jaye... Par maza to aa hi raha tha. Maa ko bhi to.... Mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ke maa taiyar ho kar bahar aai...
Mai to hairan ho kar dekh raha tha aur khush tha ke maa dhire dhire jyada se jyada bold hoti ja rahi thi... Dhagon se bandhe kapade. Koi bhi dhaga tuta to maa ka upar ka hissa nanga ho jayega. Usme koi do rah nahi hai...
Mai: wah suman you look stunning...
Maa: huh muje laga ke bolega ke pakki randi lag rahi hai...
Mai: randi to tu lag hi rahi hai meri jan but ab hame aur khayal rakh kar kadam uthane padenge. Jiga bhai ne achhe se maze liye tere mamme aur muh ke.
Maa: ha sale ne mamme bahot masale par muh chodne ka anubhav nahi tha. Muh me maza aane ke bajaye dukhne laga muje to...
Dharam: sir ye batao pahale ke aap dono ka rishta kya hai?
Mai: bhai tu aam khana paid kyo khojna hai tuje?
Dharam: are mai to bas.. muje samaj nahi aa raha hai...
Maa: tune muje chud liya bad me puchta hai?
Dharam: tune muje viry andar kaha dalne diya. Mai abhi bhi naraz hu.
Maa: are meri jan. Mai pregnent ho gai to?
Dharam: to har ek se chudna kyo hai? Aur randiyo ko davai to leni padegi na. Customer to kuch bhi karega. Use kaise mana karoge?
Maa: ha to mil kar tay karte hai na ke kya kya kaise karna hai...
Dharam: par agar ham use batayenge ke itna karna hai. To ek bar chadega aap par to utrega apni manva kar hi. Aur chodte chodte agar condom nahi pahana aur viry nikal bhi dega to kuch kar nahi paoge aap...
Mai: bat dharam ki muje sahi lag rahi hai. Hame actually me kuch idea hi nahi hai ke randi kaise kam karti hai bazar me. Ya to fir jo bhi rate decide karo uske bad tu uske bistar par aur wo tera us time ka malik. Ha ham log time decide to kar hi sakate hai ghante ke hisab se. Like 1 ghanta 2000 rupaye.. 2 ghanta 5000 rupaye...
Dharam: ye thik rahega ke ghante se hisab lagaye. Par fir bhi ek problem rahega. Wo fir ek ghante me kuch bhi kar sakata hai...
Mai: ha to randiyo ke pas log jate hi isliye hai ke wo kuch bhi kar sake...
Ham tino hasane lage. Bat hasane wali thi kyonki ab hi achhi tarah se sab shuru hone wala hai. Abhi tak to jo bhi ho raha tha wo sirf maze me ja raha tha. Apr ab ye dhanda karne ja rahe the ham... Ye sab discussion me n jane kab sham ho gai aur ham log ne socha ke koi pub jate ham log ko waha se customer milta hai to thik warna ham hi chod ke so jayenge... Maa ne upar to bhari kahar macha rakha tha apne mammo ka. Ke koi bhi pighal jaye. Waise hi maa hamare sath aai aur ham log room par pahunche.... Kabir uncle abhi bhi so hi rahe the. Aur use sone dena hi hamane munasib samaja... Par thodi hilchal me aavaz ke karan wo jag gai...
Kabir: kya hua?
Mai: kya kya hua?
Kabir: kar kya rahe ho aap dono?
Mai: maze
Kabir: mai kab se pyasa baitha hu jara bhi meri fikr hai?
Maa: are baba sab intezam karne me lage the. Dekho ye 2000 kamaye maine...
Kabir: muje kab chance milega suman?
Maa: dekho aaj rat koi customer nahi milega to pakka mai aap ke sath soungi ..
Mai: to mai?
Maa: ha aapko condom seudghatan karna hai ... Dekhte hai chalo pahale customer milne do... Us oar sab tay hoga...
Kabir: itna saj dhaj ke abhi kaha ja rahe ho.
Mai: ham ja rahe hai pub. Waha kuch customer mil jayenge to thik hai wahi inka sauda kar denge.
Kabir: kaise karoge? Hi I am randi want to have some sex? Aise direct puchhoge?
Mai: nahi abhi kuch nahi socha. Yaha ka ek pub hai jaha dharam ka dost baithta hai... Wahi ja rahe hai...
Kabir: aisa nahi lagata ke ham log dharam par kuch jyada hi bhrosa kar rahe hai?
Maa: hmmm
Kabir: tune to use suman par bhi chadha diya.
Mai: aap log ye bhul rahe ho ke ham ne ye king size kamara suman ke badale liya hai. Yaha baithe muft ki rotiya tod rahe hai ye sab suman ke badan ke badale mil raha hai... Aur ek bat.. aurat khuch bistar par so na chahti ho to fir aurat kaun se bhi area me ho kya farak padata hai?
Kabir: hmmm thik hai... Teri bat mai bhi dam to hai...
Aur itne me wapas papa ka phone aaya...
Mai: ha papa bolie...
Papa: beta kya chal raha hai sab thik?
Mai: ha papa bas sab badhiya. Aap batao..
Papa: bad kuch nahi mai ja raha tha office ke silsile me Pondicherry. teri maa ko to dena
Mai: maa ye lo
Maa meri aur surprised hoke dekhi mere muh se maa ka nam sun kar...
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Maa: ha bolo
Papa: bas kuch nahi sab badhiya? Yad aa rahi thi par ab mai bhi kam ke silsile me Pondicherry. To mai waha kuch 15 din ruk na hoga. To tum chaho to trip extend kar sakati ho. Jaisi tumhari marzi...
Maa: mai thi ghar tab tak to kabhi itni yad nahi aai meri aur aaj...
Papa: chal koi nahi muje jana late ho raha hai. Aur ha suno 2 min pahale hi darpan ke friends ka phone aaya tha. Wo hai na rahul jo ghar aata jata rahata hai... Maine unko bataya hai ke aap log aa gaye ho aur dehradun ho...
Maa: oh okay...
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Fir maa ne aadi tedi bate karne ke bad phone kat diya...
Maa: darpan ek chhoti si problem agar mano to...
Mai: kya hua...
Maa: rahul aur palatan ko pata lag chuka hai ke aap aur mai yaha hai...
Mai: to? Bhale aate? Mere dost hai wo... Aur fir rahul ke karan aaj ham pati patni bane hai...
Maa: aap to muje maa bol rahe the hahahahahaha.
Mai: madarchod wo bat hi alag thi. Thik hai. Ab tuje problem kya lagata hai?
Maa: aap gali dekar bulate hai to bahot achha lagata hai. Lagata hai ke jaise apna koi bulata hai. Bas aisi hi bulate rahe... Aur ha aapko koi problem nahi hai par fir wo sab log chut chut karte rahenge. Aapka plan kuch alag hai yaha muje randi banane ka aur wo log fir ye sab ko kis tarah se lenge. Aur ham aa gaye hai to use bataya bhi nahi hai to fir... Sab thoda problem to karega. Nahi karega?
Mai: hmmm aane do unka phone mai phone hi nahi karata. Dekhte hai kya karate hai wo log... Waise wo tuje chode to muje koi aitraaz nahi hai jab tak tuje nahi hai...
Maa: dekho. Mai aapki gulam hu. Aapka man karta hai tab tak mai aap bologe wohi karungi...
Mai: chal bhenchod ek kiss to de hi de is nam par...
Aur fir maine aur maa ne ek mast dhamakedar chumban kiya...
Mai: wada akr suman ke jab bhi bolunga mere liye apne pair khol degi. Jiske bhi sath sauda karu kuch nahi bolegi...
Maa: wada hai mera...
Ab hamara next plan tha pub me jana. Par usse pahale maa ka rate taiyar karna...
Mai: dharam tu kya rate par deta hai?
Dharam: wo sab depend karta hai kaunsa mal chahie...
Mai: kaunsa matalab?
Dharam: kaunsa matalab kitne shot... One shot 2 shot multiple shots... Ya fir ghante ke hisab se... Fir college student chahiye matalb ke young. Ya married housewife jaise ki ye aur fir in call ya out call matalb ise udhar bhejna hai ya use yaha bulana hai... Kisi kisi ko chubby chahie to wo ya patali. Koi demand le kar aata hai ke use virgin chahie... To uska intezam hota hai agar ho paye to aur gand marni hai ya nahi muh me le kar viry pi kar shant karegi ya... Bahot sare type hote hai. Wo khud bolte hai uske hisab se mal ready hota hai bhej dete hai. Double ya triple penetrate karne ke liye bahot se log aate hai par uske liye jyadatar hamari randiya taiyar nahi hoti...
Mai: ye karegi double ya triple...
Dharam: sir mera matalab hai ganbang.
Mai: ha ye gangbang bahot hi aasani se kar leti hai.
Dharam: par sir yaha log puri rat ke liye le kar jate hai aur idhar 10 12 jan hi aate hai ta ke sab ko sasta pade. College group ya fir office party. Us waqt to 30 35 jan ka group aata hai. Soch lo.. aur suman madam ko to pucho
Suman: ye jo bole wo final. Office tour vala milta hai to usme paise aur maze dono jyada milenge. Kya rate hota hai uska?
Dharam: lagata hai madam pur josh me hai... Uska to ham 50000 kam se kam bolte hai. Par aapka 1lakh bolenge kyonki 35 jan hai...
Mai: hai matalab?
Dharam: ek group aaya hai idhar se 10km ke duri par ek hotel me aur wo log ne randi mangi hai... Wo log ka budget karib 80000 hai. Par ham log 100000 rakhenge. Ho jaye deal to thik...
Mai: 80000 to hi manenge jo muje waha hajir rahane de. Warna deal cancel...
Dharam: muje bhi rahana hai sir...
Mai: ha matalab hamare logo ke samne ho to thik warna 100000
Dharam: ha to mai phone laga kar bat kar deta hu ke ek housewife randi mili hai. Aur use bolte hai ke sab karne ke liye ready hai par 1lakh bol rahi hai.
Mai: chalna udhar hi jate hai... Aur wahi bat karte hai...
Aur ham tino gadi me baith kar jane ke liye taiyar hue aur nikal gaye... Kabir aur driver ko hamane sath nahi liya. Hamane tin log ne hi jane ka tay kar ke nikal gaye...

Ab aage....
Ham tino 10 km dur maa ka sauda kar ne maa ko sath me le kar nikle... Dharam aage baith gaya aur ham maa bete piche baithe... Sab log ki nazre yahi maa ke upr thi... Jitne log dekh rahe the...
Mai: suman thoda seductive hona mangata ha?
Maa: ha aap wo tension mat lo. Bolo aur ye dhila kar du?
Maa ne rassiyo wala apna top ko thoda aur dhila kiya...
Mai: are baba itna bhi nahi. Hame muft me nahi chudwana. Hame paise lekar tuje sopna hai...
Maa: ha to paise ka vyavhar to aap dekh lena. Muje kya.
Mai: dharam kah raha tha ke waha 30 35 jan honge...
Maa: ha to kya?
Mai: sambhal legi sabako?
Maa: aapke liye kuch bhi...
Mai: tere badan se paise milenge bahot sare... Aur tuje bhi to lundo ki bhukh hai...
Maa: muje to itna pata hai ke jab muj par log chadte hai na to aisa hota hai ke muj me koi bat hai jo aur koi me nahi hai. Tabhi sab chhod chhad kar mujse apne bistar garam karvate hai. Lagata hai mai devi hu aur sab mujse aashirvad pane ke liye kuch bhi karte hai. Muje garv hota hai apne aap par jab mere bistar par aaya hua mard sukun pa kar jata hai.
Mai ye sab sun raha tha. Lagata hai maa ko ab adhuri ichha ye puri karne ka achha mauka mil raha tha uska wo fayada utha rahi thi. Use lund kafi salo tak nahi mila hona chahie tab hi lund lund karne se ya chudne se thakati nahi. Khair mai aur dharam to maa ki bato par hasane lage... Bato hi bato me ham log pahunche hotel par. Jo hotel ka koi nam dikh nahi raha tha. Pahadiyon par dur dur ye resort tha. Dekh kar muje thoda ajib to laga par thik hai chalo dekhte hai kya hai...
Mai: bhai dharam ja to sahi yaha itna sannata hai aur nam kyo nahi board par..? Ye hotel hi hai na?
Dharam: are sir yaha ye koi nam nahi rakhata jaha ye sab dhandha karna ho to. Kya hota hai? Dikhave ke liye yaha kuch nahi chal raha. Ye private property hai mere dost ki. Room bhi 15 hi rakhe hai. Bas bich me swimming pool bana diya hai aur daru ka intezam kar ke log maze karte hai. Unki kuch kuch company ke CEO ke sath pahachan hai. To wahi log yaha trip marne aate hai apne ya to clients ko le kar ya to team ko le kar. Dekhte hai abhi kya hai yaha... Wo bola to tha ke 30 35 jan hai aur ek randi chahie...
Mai: ja dekh kar bat kar...
Dharam: are aap aao sath me kuch problem nahi hai... Aao aao...
To ham bhi dono piche piche unke chalne lage... Waha andar gaye to uska dost hi hoga shayad...
Dharam: hi
Manager: oye dharam tu? Kya bat hai. Hi ke bachhe....
Aur bol ne hi ja raha tha ke unka dhyan meri maa par pada... Aur dhime se bola
Manager: by the way ye maal le kar tu aaya hai ya kuch aur?
Dharam: nahi nahi mai ye mal le kar aaya hu... Tu bola tha ke yaha aaj party hai aur kuch 30 35 jan aane wale hai... Pahale mil le inse ye hai suman aur ye hai unka malik darpan... Aur ye hai mera dost aur ye hotel ka malik rajan. Aur pyar se ham unko gabbar bulate hai kyonki...
Hamne greet kiya. Maa ne bhi thoda sexy sa smile de kar maza karvaya...
Rajan: are sab abhi ke abhi bat ko ujagar kar doge. Ye hotel nahi hai maine bola tha tumhe. Tum sab ko kya...
Dharam: are ye sab log ghar ke log hai tension mat le.
Rajan: yaha randi randi kar ke ek ne chhapa padava diya tha.
Dharam: par tu gabbar hai mere sher...
Rajan thoda ukhad sa gaya... Use ek bar ka anubhav bura hua tha. Par use ye kaun bataye ke sala thoda sa dar ham log rahe hai... Par muje ye sab janna tha ke ye sab mamala kya hai. Kyonki agar hame to ye sab to pata hona chahie.
Mai: gabbar bhai... Sorry rajan bhai. Pahale to ye bata du ke aap ko tension mat lo. Ham log koi police volice vale nahi hai. Agar police aai to sabase pahale ham bhag jayenge....
Ab bat yaha sab mix ho gai yaha par kyonki wo dar raha tha ham se. Ham dar rahe the police se. Puri bat ek hi jan janta tha aur wo tha dharam. Aur maine sab shant karte hue dharam se kaha...
Mai: dharam tu ham sab ka intro karva de. Achche se aur fir bat clear ho jayegi. Kyonki tumhe hi sab pata hai...
Aur fir dharam ne puri bat ko apane par le kar share karna shuru kiya...
Dharam: pahale mai in logo ko ke bare me bata deta hu... Suman aur darpan... Ye log delhi airport par mile yadav ko.
Rajan: wo apna driver?
Dharam: ha wahi. Wahi in dono ke le kar aaya. Ye suman madam randi banne aaye hai aur ye unka malik hai darpan sir. Ab ye dono me kya connection hai wo muje nahi pata... Aur na hi ye kuch bol rahe hai. Par tere matalab ki bat kar du to. Yadav delhi se dehradun inko chodte chodte le kar aaya hai. Puri rat bich raste me inko choda hai... Aur badale me muft savari yaha tak ki
Rajan ke bhavve upar ho uthe the... Wo hame thode alag bhav me hame dekh raha tha...
Dharam: fir wo yaha meri hotel me le kar aaya. Aur hotel me king size ka bada room jo hai na mera unke badale wahi king size bad par aaram se in madam ko subah subah choda. Gand mari...
Rajan: chutya samaja hai ka ke koi bhi mila aur kuch bhi?
Dharam: are bat ko samajo... Mai sach bol raha hu...
Rajan: aise kaise bas kuch bhi. Mahotarma ke samne gali bol sakate ho matalb ye nahi ke kuch bhi bolo... Story sunane ka time hai ka ye?
Dharam: bhai tu man ja. Kahani to muje bhi to nahi pata ke ho kya raha hai. Par ye genuine log hai..
Rajan: tuje nahi pata kya? Ke police wale bhi randiya hire karte hai aur hamare pas bhej dete hai. Bistar garam kar diya matalab inpe bharosa kaise kare?
Maine ab puri bat samaj li. Inka dar lazami tha. Jaise ham dar rahe the aur hamara dar nikal gaya jab hame ab ye puri bat samaj me aa gai...
Mai: rajan bhai. Ye batao ke ham kya kare jo aapko bharosa aaye?
Rajan: bhai muje kuch nahi pata. Maine ye sab chhod diya hai..
Dharam: tu to bol raha tha ke randi chahie 30 35 log hai...
Rajan: are wo kushal bhi yahi bol raha tha... Bhai maine ye bola tha ke 30 35 log aa rahe hai aur use randi chahie par maine ye sab chhod diya hai... Ye line kisi ne nahi suni. Kya kya le kar ja rahe ho aap log...
Dharam: are bhai hame thodi pata ke tune ye sab chhod diya hai?
Mai: rajan bhai muje ye batao ke aapko bharosa kaise dilaye?
Rajan: bhai kyo piche pade ho?
Mai: to inhone choda wo fokat thodi tha? Yadav ne bhi to choda.
Rajan: ha to itni hi chul hai to aa mai bhi chod deta hu. Unme kya? Hotel aata hu maze karta hu aur chale jana... Mai yaha meri property me kuch nahi karne wala...
Chalo ab yaha kuch bhi fayada nahi hone wala ye tay ho gaya. Mere dimag me 1 lakh rupye ab 1 rupye barabar ho gaye... Mera dil chur chur ho gaya. Ye line itni easy nahi hai. Bahot ummid le ksr aaya tha aur dil tut gaya... Sab apni apni jagah sahi the. Rasta ab nikalna mushkil tha.
Mai: chalo bhai yaha time khoti karne se achcha hai ke pub me hi chale jate hai wahi koi customer mil jayega...
Mai to ye achanak aise hi bol pada tha.. par ye statement kam kar gaya... Use maine achanak bola statement par gaur kiya...
Rajan: bhai itna bhi kya hai aapko ke idhar nahi to udhar?
Mai: bhai dhandha karne nikle hai. Yahi pade rahenge to thodi hoga dhandha?
Rajan: to pub me jaoge to khulle aam mil jayega koi customer?
Mai: ha try to kar sakate hai.
Rajan: yaha ghane andhere me bhi meri fati ja rahi hai aur udhar sab logo ke samane sab ready ho jaynge?
Maa ne ab apna daav lagaya...
Maa: dekho... Yaha aapki gand fat rahi hai waha koi to hoga mard jo mere sode ke liye taiyar hoga...
Hahahahahaha bat ab mardangi par aa gai hai... Mai ye statement par maa ke mamme bhich dena chahata tha par maine control kiya...
Rajan: madam mardangi ki bat nahi hai... Chalo kya dam logi aap?
Maa: wo to ye malik jo decide kare...
Mai: jo bhi hoga 10% aapka
Rajan: muje commission me aaj tak 5% bhi logo ne diya nahi. Aap 10 bol rahe ho matalb aap naye khiladi ho..
Mai: ha bilkul hai bhai... Aur ab tu hi bata ke iska dam kya rakhna hai?
Rajan: aapne to kuch socha hoga na?
Mai: hamne to 1 lakh socha tha...
Rajan: hahahahahaha.. ab muje dar nahi hai...
Dharam: tu bola tha ke 80000 budget hai...
Rajan: bhai maine to bola na ke ek hi statement bola tha. Baki ki kahani sab logo ne bana di hai...
Sala sab log chutiya hai aaj pata chala.. hahahahahaha mai bhi...
Rajan: bhai log normal randiya hogi jo 500 1000 me bikti hai. Ye muje achchi dikh rahi hai. 5000 ek ghante ke hisab se ek shot ka charge laga kar... Kul milake 35 including boss to puri rat matalb 8 ghante ke hisab se...
Wo kuch bhi man me hi man me bole ja raha tha ke kya hisab laga raha tha muje to samaj nahi aa raha tha... Par fir wo bola...
Rajan: minimum 5lakh mangana hoga.
Mai: kya? 5 lakh kaise koi dega?
Rajan: bhai 35 log 8 ghante multiple time chudai karte rahenge. Ek ek banda bhi chadega to paintisva banda jab mal nikal ke bistar se utrega pahala taiyar baitha hoga.. aur sir 8 ghante hai matalb log multiple penetration bhi karenge... Ek Minute...
Mai: ha. Ha. Tension mat lo. Ye triple penetration bhi karti hai badi aasani se...
Rajan: ha fir to thik hai. Warna ye sab ka koi fayada hi nahi... 5lakh... Wo aap sab chhod do ke kya karna hai kaise karna hai... Par abhi tak wo log aaye nahi hai... 6 baje aane ka plan tha ye 8 baje aur wo log 10 baje aayenge...
Mai: phone par bat to kar lo...
Rajan: bhai.. thik hai chalo. Par ye sab bate phone par nahi karni chahie..
Mai: to tumhe kaise pata chala?
Rajan: unhone bola ke khas tota chahie ham 35 jan hai. Mai bola sir nahi hoga is bar... Bas itna hi..
Panjabi me tota matalb mal ho hai. Matalab samne wala shayad punjabi tha. Khair ab dekhte hai ke kya karna hai... Mai ab back seat par baith gaya sab sun dekh raha tha. Ye learning lena bhi jaruri tha mere liye ta ke next time muje is rajan jaise logo ki jarurat na pade...

Rajan ne party ko call kiya...

Rajan: ha sir kaha tak pahunche?
Rajan: ok ok sir to abhi bhi 2 ghante
Rajan: sir intezam shayad kar bhi du na to 35 logo ke liye paise jyada lagte hai. Aur fir naye naye to aayenge bhi nahi... Koi pyasi housewife shayad mane.. par paise bahot leti hai...
Rajan: sir 2 lakh me to sir wo phone bhi nahi uthayenge...
Rajan: muje pata hai tab tak group me sir kam se kam 10 lakh lagate hai..
Rajan: nahi nahi sir ek to aap har jagah ruk ruk kar daru pi pa kar aa rahe ho... Aur fir....
Rajan: nahi sir 4 lakh... Sir bolana ... Chalo mai 7 lakh ka puch leta hu...
Rajan: sir aap pich lo aap thoda upr aao mai pahale puch to lu ke aisa karegi wo ya nahi.

Aur rajan ne phone kat diya...

Rajan: sab sharab le nashe me hai. Ab har ek ko shabab chahie.... 7 lakh milega... Magar inka performance jara bhi gira wo log kuch nahi denge...
Mai: to paise pahale nahi milte kya?
Rajan: mil to jate hai. Par 7 lakh chhoti rakam to hai nahi ke log sath le kar ghumte hai...
Rajan: madam soch lo ek bar... 35 log daru pi kar tun nashe me aa rahe hai. Use pata nahi rahega ke jis aurat par chade hai unke sath kya kar rahe hai...
Maa: ye mere malik hai wo jaisa bolenge waise hi hoga...
Rajan: ajib hai. Darpan bhai are you sure?
Mai: ha. Kabhi na kabhi to kahi na kahi se shuruaat karni hi padegi na?
Rajan: size batao inka
Mai: suman ab ye jo bhi puche kare use pura sahi sahi javab do aur batao ok? Aur rajan aap aap mat kar .. tu kar ke bula chalega...
Maa: thik hai..
Rajan: ha to bata tera size unko bolna padega...
Maa: pichle dino me nahi naapa...
Rajan: hmmm dekh kar to lag raha hai ke shayad 32d lag raha hai. Scarlett Johanson jaise lag rahe hai. Mast hai...
Mai: suman khol kar dikhao na waise bhi bra kaha pahani hai...
Rajan: are... Sahi? Waise jaruri nahi hai...
Mai: are dekh lo na... Dikhao suman... Nikalo chalo...

Maa ne to chup chap apne less kholna shuru kiya... Aur upar turant nangi ho gai...

Rajan: maa kasam kya lag rahe hai. Chhu kar dekhu ke naram hai ya...
Mai: ha ha dekh lo...

Rajan ne hath me le kar thoda dabaya...

Rajan: tu pregnent hui hai na ek bar at least
Maa: ha.
Rajan: chuche isiliye bade ho gaye hai... Par shandar hai. Naram hai aur kadak bhi hai... Matalab housewife ke aise hi hote hai. Par tere un logo se kafi badhiya hai. Important bat ye hai ke shape mai hai abhi bhi...

Maa thoda muskurai tarif sun kar...

Rajan: muh me leti hai na?
Maa: ha...
Rajan: gale tak?
Maa: haa
Rajan: aur kame teri bahot patali hai... Housewife ek var chut se bachcha nikal de to fir khatam moti kamar ho jati hai. Us hisab se mast hai... Ab chut bhi dikha hi de...

Maa ne meri aur dekha maine hami bhari... Maa ne khadi ho kar pent nikala aur maa ne penty bhi nahi pahani thi...

Rajan: ghumo ulti... Hmm kulhe bahot hi lajavab hai... Gangbang me kya hota hai ke jo line me khade gai aur turn nahi aa raha wo mamme ke sath khelte gai ya kulho ke sath.. to marne ke liye dono mast hai. Waiting list walo ka manoranjan mast ho jayega... Aage ghumo... Nahi ek Minute gand ka chhed dikhao... Tin le paogi?
Maa: maine already liye hue hai...
Mai: par dikhao na pucha hai to...

Aur maa ne gand ko khola...

Rajan: are you sure tune 3 lund liye hai? Ched waise bahot chhota hai... Par unko maza aa jayega... Thoda pain to sahan kar leti hogi..
Maa: ha bachcha nikala hai to...
Rajan: gand se thodi nikala hai par?
Maa: fikar mat karo...
Mai: chalo chut dikha kar batao...

Maa ne khade khaDe hi apne pair failae. Maa puri nangi ho chuki thi counter par hi. Counter to nahi bol sakate kyonki ye waise hotel sach me lag nahi raha tha. Koi staff members to bhi nahi the na? Maa ne chut dikhai...

Rajan: gili ho gai hai abhi se. Matalab makkhan jaise lund pump hota hoga. Jhadne ke bad kya hota hai dry ho jati hai?
Maa: (meri aur dekh kar) hmmm ho jati hai...
Rajan: randi aur housewife me yahi fark hai. Randi sab achhe se manage kar leti hai. Par yaha 35 logo ka saval hai to fir.. koi nahi wo log sharab dal dal kar gili rakhenge... Gand chatati ho?
Maa: (muskura kar)haa
Rajan: bas to fir 35 jan ki gand chatni hai tuje aaj... Aur chut perfect hai. Tin aa jayenge aasani se. Baki to wo log adjust kar hi lenge... Bas pahan lo kapade.. par ye nahi kuch aur... Andar room me chali jao...

Maa kapade pahan rahi thi...

Rajan: are yaha ham hi log hai nangi hi chali jao...

Maaa andar ka ek room tha waha chali gai....

Rajan: dharam ye maal to badhiya hai utha legi na boj?
Mai: chinta mat kar...
Dharam: are maine khud choda hai. Flexible hai. Maza karayegi. Bas maine inka gangbang nahi dekha. To jo bhi karna mere samne karna
Mai: oye mere samne bhi...
Rajan: are o babumosay... Ye sab bhid par hai. Bhid ek bar kam par lag jaye to fir kuch bhi kahi par bhi ho sakata hai... Dekhte hai kya hota hai...
Mai: par muje ye nahi pata chala ke kapade ye thik nahi the jo dusre pahna rahe ho...
Rajan: customer ki demand rahati hai ke saree ka pallu gire, blouse ke button khule... Halake halake mamme dikhe... Ghaghare me aurat dance kare... Matalab chir haran ho aur wo luft sharab ke nashe me aaye... To saree pahanayenge...
Mai: agar tuje kuch check karna hai to...
Rajan: mera commission mai le lunga uske bad mere pas bhej dena. Muje maze karna hai usse mast maal hai... Par abhi nahi inko puri rat mahant karni hai. Pura paisa mil jaye uske bad milenge aur fir baith kar bate karenge...
Mai: achcha suno ye log condom pahanege?
Rajan: bhai daru pi kar in logo ka koi bharosa nahi. Kyonki daru pine ke bad gadi 'bhai' chalayega...

Rajan ne action aise ki ke ham log hasane lage... Par maa ka andar se aavaz aaya...

Maa: are muje pahanana kya hai?

Ham sab log andar gaye... Maa nangi hi khadi thi... Chut ke aaspas jhuka rahi thi...

Mai: khujli ho ne lagi?
Maa: ha wo itna uksa diya ke ab lund lund ho raha hai...
Dharam: mai aa jau. Inko to time lagega. Chal thoda maza kar lete hai..
Rajan: are o haramkhor.. abhi puri rat inko mahant karni hai. Tu kya itna betab ho raha hai. Mai nahi chod paya ise aur tu chodne ki bat kar raha hai... Saree pahan ni hai tuje... Chal batata hu...
Maa: bra jaisa hi blouse hai kya?
Rajan: wahi dena hai tuje...
Maa: wo kya hai ke usme cleavage jyada dikhegi...
Rajan: ha tharki aurat wahi dunga.. kal subah tak sari hekdi nikal jayegi randi banne ki dekh lena...
Maa: hahaha dekhte hai...
Rajan: darpan kuch jyada hi powerful lag rahi hai...
Mai: ha yahi to pata karna hai ke aukat kitni hai inki...
Rajan: gazab log hai aap log aur kaha Se dhundha aisa mal..?

Aur jor ke gand par ek chapat laga di...

Maa: aaaaaaa... Thoda zor se marna chahie tha...
Rajan: tera sauda darpan ne mere sath kiya hi hua hai. Tab pura maza le lunga... Abhi to ye chhote chhote chapat se maze kar...
Maa: agar mera sauda ho hi chuka hai to mai intezar karungi aapka. Yahi aapke ghar aapke bistar par aapke sath aapko bahot sari garm khushi dungi...
Rajan: randi...sali... Kya aurat hai ye... Customer dikha nahi ke maze karana shuru... Darpan bhai kahi se bhi laye ho par aaj tak randi wale dhandhe me aisa mal nahi dekha maine jo randi apne malik ka kahana pura pura mane...

Ab use kaun bataye ke riste me to ye hamari maa lagati hai... Hay? Hahahahahaha par ham logo ne dhire dhire... Maa ko taiyar karna shuru kiya...

Wah... Ab maa taiyar hui apne agale charan me shamil hone ke liye... Maa ko designer bikini aur saree me taiyar kiya gaya. Randi lage isliye mammo ko aur ubhar diya gaya. Hot ekdam lal lipstick kar di...

Mai: bas ab lag rahi hai kuch randi wali feeling... Ab lagao phone aur pucho unse...
Rajan: sali makkhan hai makkhan... 7 lakh na diye to mai sauda cancel kar dunga thik hai?
Mai: jaisa tuje thik lage... To for aaj rat ham tino...

Ham sab hasne lage...

Rajan: par yaha nahi maze kar payenge... Hame kahi bahar jana padega...
Mai: are are pahale hamara target to...
Rajan: haaaa. Bhai pahale wahi karenge... Chal laga hi deta hu phone....

Rajan phone lagane bahar chala gaya aur dharam bhi piche piche bahar chala gaya ab ham rum me sirf so jan....

Mai: suman...

Maine ek mashuka ko jaise bulaya...

Maa: hmm?
Mai: tu ready hai?
Maa: bilkul. Aaap ready hai na? Kyonki aaj mai ek sath 35 jan ki ho jaungi. Aur aapko shayad dekhne ko milega...
Mai: bahot pyar karti hai muje?
Maa: ha khud se bhi jyada..
Mai: ye sab khushi khushi se hi kar rahi hai na? Mana kar degi to abhi sab band...
Maa: nahi nahi. Sab meri marji se ho raha hai.. muje koi problem nahi hai... Muje bhi ye anubhav to lena hai...
Mai: ok... Good..

Mai bahar ja hi raha tha ke muje maa ne khich kar apne pas bulaya...

Maa: bas ek kiss to de do?
Mai: mai to mara ja raha thaa.. aaja suman...

Aur hamne ek mast romantic kiss kiya... Aur fir wo boli...

Maa: wo log kuch kare usse pahale bas dono nipple par aur chut gand par aapki kiss chahie... Good luck ke liye...

Mai hasne laga... Usne jat se apna blouse thoda niche kiya... Aur maine dono nipple par kiss kiya aur mai niche baith kar saree ke andar ja kar chut ko kiss kiya aur gand ko niche se hi juban ko sparsh karva diya... Wo khush ho gai...

Mai: ab Ready?
Maa: hq bilkul ready...

Aur ham dono bahar gae... Aur rajan se pucha ke kya halchal hai?

Rajan: 7lakh ke liye ready to hai par usne bola hai ke welcome kuch achhe andaz se hona chahie...
Mai: are wo to mai soch kar aaya tha... Bas se utre waise hi sab ko ek ek kiss hotho par...
Rajan: perfect... Suman?
Maa: are bindas...

Aur fir ham log unke aane ki wait karne lage...

Bas ka intezar khatam hua aur maa Ko lekar rajan bas ki aur gaya... Andar se pahale ek hatta katta panjabi nikala... Yahi hai unka boss... Hmmm tote se yad aaya... Chalo maa ko ek mard to milega... Ab baki ke kaise nikalne wale hai...

Boss: yahi hai?
Rajan: ha sir yahi hai...
Boss: muje hi nahi sambhal payegi. Iske 7 lakh?
Rajan: sir itni rat ko 35 logo ke liye air kaun milega?
Boss: or ye log

Inka ishara mere aur dharam par tha...

Rajan: sir ye dono laye hai. Ye to mera dost hai. Aur ye darpan hai jo inka malik hai...
Boss: ye sab ni pina shuru to kar diya hai... Par mai to... 5 ya 6 randi lane ki hi bat kar raha tha. Par sab ko ek hi chahie... Madam...

Boss ko rokte hue maa ne charge pakada...

Maa: sir jo bhi khwahish agar puri na hue to randi ka dhandha band kar dungi. Aur pura istemal kar ne bad paise mat dena...
Boss: isne bataya tha waisi hi hai tu... To kya welcome ka intezam kiya hai?
Maa: sab ko ek hotho par kiss kar ke welcome karenge sir..
Boss: muje to ki nahi abhi tak...
Maa: yahi?
Boss: tu sab ke sath chudne vali hai aur yaha kiss ke liye sharma kyo rahi hai?
Maa: mai kaha sharma rahi hu. Andhere me aap mere hotho ka jam pina chahenge ke thodi roshani me darvaje par?
Boss: hmmm bat to teri sahi hai... Yaha se tera jism bhi aadhi adhuri roshani me itna damak nahi raha... Chal chalte hai...
Maa: ye log?
Boss: aayenge meri jaan fir inhi logo se bhagne vali ho...
Maa: mai nahi bhagne vali....
Boss: wo waqt batayega...

Wo chali gai boss ke sath... Wo kahani ma sunayegi. Pahale ye bata du ke ham logo ne kya kiya... Ham log bas me chade. Rajan pahale fir mai aur dharam bad me...

Rajan: ha to bhai log sab maze me?
Bus me se koi ek: haaaaaaaaa par wo kaun hai?
Rajan: wahi to asali mal hai...
Dusra: wo aaj rat puri rat rukegi na?
Rajan: wo rukegi to sahi par subah 6 baje se pahale nikal jayegi...
Tisra: matalab hamare pase 7 8 ghante hai...
Rajan: ha.
Dusra: to fir der kis bat ki?
Rajan: ye hai darpan wo randi ke malik aur wo kuch aapse kahenge...

Are? Mai kuch nahi bolna chahta. Koi bata to dete... Mai bhi kuch taiyari kar leta...

Mai: muje kuch nahi kahana ...
Rajan: chalo kisi ko kuch puchna hai to abhi puch lo...
Koi ek: muh me to legi na?

Pura bas has ne laga...

Mai: ha jarur legi...
Koi ek: agar lund ke aaspas ghas ugi hui hai to?

Fir se bas hasne laga aur sab log unki firki lene lage...

Mai: shanti shanti... Ye maine becha hai subah 6 baje tak matalab ye randi aapki hui... Ab bal hai to hai. Nahi hai to nahi hai...
Koi ek: yar maza tab naa aaye jab unki gand me 3 lund ek sath ghuse... Chotha chut me aur ek muh me...

Puri bas me halla vapas mach gaya...

Mai: bhai log sab aap par hai... Jaise taise jo karna hai aap par hai. Maze karo... Bas ek hi chiz hai ke maine 7 lakh milne vale hai. To bas achche se use karna aur maze karna ...

Wapas halla macha aur ek jan bola wapas naya...

Ek: par ye umr me badi lag rahi hai... Young nahi hai...
Dusra: par experience chahie hme. 35 logo ko sambhal na hai use... Young chhoriya ye nahi kar sakati... Ye log kya hai aasaani se tin lund chut me le leti hai. Chusne me mahir aur bahut maza karvati hai. Young ke nakhre bahot hote hai...

Sab halla machate hue Bahar aane lage...

Ab aage ki kahani maa sunayegi.....

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Hello dosto maine hi darpan ko insist kiya ke kahani mai batau... Biti bhi to muj par thi wo rat...

To ham log aage badhne lage aur darpan aur dharam aur rajan bas me chade logo se bat karne... Wo un logo ki kya bat hui wo muje nahi pata wo aapko abhi darpan ne batai... Par mere sath ye panjabi munda bade hi khush mijaj se bate kar raha tha... Aur fir maine bhi kuch questions puch hi dale...

Mai: achha to aapki biwi nahi hai? Yaha kande pe hath rakhie... Kamar me kyo rakhte ho...
Boss: are meri jan bas aise biwi sath nahi deti.. use 2 bachhe kya nikal liye wo sab band kar diya. Chhune nahi deti. Fir idhar udhar muh marna padata hai... Aur yaha to dekho kandho par hath rakhne ko bola ja raha hai...
Mai: ha to mamma nazdik padta hai jab man kiya halaka sa chhu liya..
Boss: chhuna kya agar dabana chahu to?

Aise bolte hue usne bhich hi diye mere mammo ko. Punjabi munda hai hath bhi bhari tha... Par muje to ekdam randi jaise aawaz nikal ni thi... Darpan hota to bolti.. "bas kar dard ho raha hai" par ye to customer hai...

Mai: ouch... Thoda ahiste karo meri jaan. Puri rat padi hai. Kahi is nachiz ko tod diya aapne to baki ke log bhukhe baithenge...
Boss: meri rani... Tuje chhua tab se nahi lag raha hai tu tut bhi sakati hai... Ham sab logo ki haikdi tod degi tu ye pakka hai... Tu sab pe bhari padegi...
Mai: 35 logo ke mukable mai akeli hu... Kuch khayal rakhana mera. Baki na baba aap sab logo ko mai past nahi kar sakti..
Boss: dekhte hai...

Aur ham tab tak wo reception area jo actually me tha nahi par mera jaha dam final hua waha area me aa gaye... Aur usne muje kas kar diwar ki aur dabaya.. aur muje kiss karne ja hi raha tha.. par maine unke hotho par meri ungli rakh ke puch liya...

Mai: aap itne paise sath le kar ghumte ho?
Boss: jaruri hai puchna? Ik kiss de de...
Mai: pura badan sop rahi hu... Itna to bataie..
Boss: dekh koi itna le kar ghumta nahi..
Mai: par koi company itna deti bhi nahi...
Boss: to tuje aisa lag raha hai ke paise nahi milenge tuje?
Mai: muje to paise milenge hi. Rajan to dega hi muje. Rajan aapse wasul karega par bas muje janna tha ke aap kaise bandobast karte hai...
Boss: dekh har ek company me ek dark factor hota hai. Use chhedna nahi chahie. Bas tuje paise milte hai na? To le lo.. chupachap apne badan ko hamare havale kar de aur bas maze karne de...
Mai: mai to aap hi ki hu...

Aur fir usne muje baho me kas kar jakad kar kiss kiya... Boss kiss kar raha tha. Abhi ladaki ko aap kiss kar rahe ho aur mamme na dabao to ladaki ko maza nahi aata... Maine unke hath ko mere mammo par rakha. To use bhich bhich kar muje kiss karne laga... Tab tak 34 logo ki fauj aa gai aur wo log jor jor se sitiya marne lage... Boss ne kiss toda...

Boss: shant. Abhi sab ko sirf complementary kiss milega. Sahi karykram hamara award function ke bad... Chalo jis jis ko abhi kiss chahie line me aa jao...

Sab line me khade ho gaye... Ek do jan the jo bahot hi sidhe lag rahe the wo dur chale gaye... Muje kya... Maine dhire dhire one by one sabko dedicated kiss di. Sab log kiss kar ne me jaldbaji kar rahe the lag raha tha ke bhukhe bhediye hai sab ke sab... Koi hoth ko kat deta. Koi mamme ko bahot aaaaaaahhhhhh bahot joro se bhich deta... Aur darpan logo ka upar se hosla badhata...

Darpan: kamar par hath ghumao bhai... Mamme dekho bhai log dabana mat bhulna...

Koi jo jyada pi chuka tha wo to mere bra jaise blouse ko niche bhi karne laga tha... Nipple bahar aane ko hi tha ke maine use roka...

Maa: andar aapke karykram ke bad mai chudai ke liye milne hi wali hu. Sabar karo...
Wo: are madarchod randi sali. Nangi hi swagat karna chahie tha tuje... Bata tera nipple sali mana kar rahi hai...
Boss: are pahale saman to rakh ke aa.. ja...

Sale muh se sharab ki bahot hi bu aa rahi thi... Par ab to jo hoga wo dekha jayega... Sab ko jaise taise kiss karne ke bad sab log apni apni jagah pakad kar chale gaye... Sab waha assembly room me ikaththa hue... Ye banda rajan hotel ki tarah se ye chala nahi raha tha par hotel jaisa hi tha sab yaha... Sab ekdam fresh ho kar aaye aur waha sab ko assembly mai baithaya gaya... Abhi sab ka nasha thoda utara hua lag raha tha. Nahaye hue lag rahe the... 2 3 jan to najdik hi nahi aa rahe the meri. Kissing karne bhi nahi aaye... Sale shayad napunsak honge ya to fir bahit hi sidhe honge.. boss aaye aur...

Boss: ye hai aaj rat ke liye hamari randi suman...

Sab ne sitiya mari...

Boss: abhi ke liye aao meri god me baith jao meri rani...

Aur mai wo jaise hi chair par baithe unke god me ja kar baith gai.. usne kya maine dekha sab ka lund tight aur sab shorts me aaye the. Matalab sab log bas go single ka hi intezaar kar rahe the... Par in boss ko n jane kya announcement karni thi...

Boss: to dosto aaj rat ko aap sab ko sab milega.. sharab bhi hai aur shabab bhi. Par usse pahale kuch bat... Hamari team ne is sal bahot hi achcha performance diya hai... Kuch alag hi level ka. Sidha chhoti bacchi ke mammo se ye bade bade mamme...

Usne dham karke mere mamme dabaye aur mai hotho ke ghumaya jibh par thoda... Aaaaaaa kar ne lagi.... Sab bhukhi nazaro se muje dekh rahe the... Vasna ka kida meri aur sabaka bhadaka huaa tha... Par maine notice kiya ke sirf 20-25 jan hi aye the. Baki kaha the ye muje pata nahi.. wo shayad darpan ko pata... Mai darpan ko bich me bich me likhne ko bolungi ta ke aapko 3d experience mile ke kaise kaise kaha kaha kaisi maza aayi logo ko....

Boss: to ham thoda chhota sa karykram karenge ke hamare staff me jo sab se best performance de raha hai usko ham log award ye denge...
Ek jan group me se: ye kya sirf unhi ko milegi?
Boss: are nahi nahi suno to sahi. Jo jitega use is aurat ke har ek chhed me lund dalne ka mauka sabase pahale milega.... Baki ke kaha hai?
Ek jan group me se: sir 2 jan aane se hi mana kar rahe hai. Bol rahe hai ke ye galat ho raha hai. 3 jan ne aakar bhi itni pi li hai ke wo so hi gaye hai... Wo 2 sir maine bataya tha ke lag raha tha ke gay hai usne swikar kar hi liya to wo log khud maze kar rahe hai...

Group me oooooooo ki aavaz gunj uthi...

Boss: fir bhi 2 jan to mil hi nahi rahe hai...
Wahi firse: sir wo log ne bahar jugad kiya. Bol rahe the ke akeli randi kis kis ka lund legi aur kab bari aayegi itni bhid me... Aur un logo ko javan chahie thi....

Muje ye sun kar narazgi hui par boss ne sambhala... Meri jangh, pet aur mammo par bhari bhari hath failae hu bole...

Boss: wo log kisi bhi ladaki me 3 lund ek sath nahi dal sakate jo aaj ham karne wale hai.... Chalo to hamara is bar ka best performance dene ja raha hu... Sab ko.... Ye hai aurat aur ye rahe sab chhed... Jo pahale daal paye wo dal de...

Are ye kya madarchod... Aise koi bhukhe bhediyo ke bich khulla chhod deta hai koi? Matalb ye bad me hone hi wala tha par pahale kaun lund dale wali competition? Aisa kaun karta hai? Muje ek bat ka pata chal gaya tha. Aaj meri gand chut aur muh ki maa chudne vali hai... Aur ab to ye bhi lag raha hai ke subah 6 baje tak ye log muje chod chod kar mere sare chhed ka kya anjam karenge...? Yahi soch me mai dubi hui thi....

Ab in pagal jaise bhukhe 21 logo ka mai shikar hone wali thi... Boss ne to muje dhakka mar diya logo ke bich... Muje thoda thoda dar to lag raha tha...
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Mai darpan aur meri nazar se dekho to mai pagala raha tha ke pahala hath maa ke badan par kaun dalta hai... Maa bich me aur 21 jan aaju baju circle bana kar khade the... Mai bich me maa ko thoda smile dete Hue, thoda nazakat dete hue aur thoda darate hue dekh raha tha...
Dharam: seth aaj ka din meri jindgi ka sab se yadgar hoga...
Mai: mera bhi...
Rajan: bhaio mai bhi katar me hu... Maine bhi aaj tak live ganbang kaha dekha hai... Aur wo bhi is khubsurat jaise aurat ka... Tut ke bikhar jayegi jab logo ki havas khatam hogi tab tak ko...
Mai: wo to ye jane aur suman jane apna kya...
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Mai dekh rahi thi ke darpan ko maza aa raha hai... Jab se pati bana hai tab se har jagah muje thaka de raha hai... Aur aaj to had hi kar di... Muje nahi pasand aisa nahi hai par dar bhi lag raha tha... 21 jan.. muje kuch bolne ka man nahi ho raha tha...
Boss: meri jan saree khud utaro gi ya mai utaru?
Aise puch raha tha muje to koi problem nahi tha... Par darpan ko bich me kya tang ladane ki jarurat thi? Muje bech diya hai to ab customer tay karenge...
Darpan: are sir sab mil kar tut pado itna kya thahar kar chal rahe ho... Chhodna nahi rat ko samaje?
Aur kya log aan pade meri aur aur muje sabake hath idhar udhar mahasus hone lage... Koi sari utar raha tha. Koi kandhe par hath ghuma raha tha... Piche to gand se andar hath bhi ghusa diya thodi hi der me... Mere naram naram kulho ko sahalaye hue ek jan bola...
"Sali ne andar kachhi nahi pahani hai"
"Are madarchod tu kachha pahane to ye kachhi pahane thodi jarur hai?"
"Dekhna mera hath bhi mammo par ghum raha hai bra bhi kaha pahani hai"
"Pahale mera muh me lena please"
"To mai yaha hilane thodi aaya hu?"
"Par gand to mai hi marunga.."
"O bhai ise pahale nangi karo fir ek kam karte hai ham log dekhte hai... "
"Are bhai itna sab ghum kar rahoge to ham piche hai pahunch hi pa rahe hai... Nangi ho gai hai to hath to ghumane do.."
"Koi nanga nahi hua bas sab yaha taha hath dal rahe hai..."
Mai excitement me bahot jyada chillane lagi thi... 21 logo ke 42 hath aur pure badan ke koi bhi hisse ko kisi bhi tarah chhu rahe the... Obviously gande irado se chhu rahe the isliye maza bhi utna hi aa raha tha... Mere badan se ek ek kapada dhire dhire kam hota ja raha tha... Aur bhid me bate to chal hi rahi thi...
"Bhai piche vale hook khol to ye blouse nikle"
"Saree to nikal gai hai par ghaghara ko kholne wali dori nahi mil rahi hai..."
"Are yu..."
Aise karke kisine sidha mere pet se hote hue meri chut ke pas hath sahalaye hue dori nikal li... Par kisine piche se muje fatak se muda aur muje kiss jad di... Ek taraf kuch hath mere upar ke hisse ko nanga karne ko kuch hath niche nangi karne aur ek jan ne kiss chalu kar di... Par kisi ne sale ne kapade nahi utare the abhi tak... aUr bina kuch dikhai diye hi darpan logo ka josh badha raha tha... Jaise hi mere ang se kapade dur hue ke... Sab logo ne kapade dur fenk diye... Ab mai puri nangi thi... Boss dekh raha tha.... Par maine dekha ke darpan uske paas gaya hai... Kuch bat kar ne...
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Mai: sir aap log is tarah se karo ge to kisiko mauka nahi milega... Matalab subah 6 baj jayenge aur abhi 12 to baj gaye hai. Aap apne paise is tarah se vasul nahi kar paoge...
Boss: to?
Mai: sir 5 5 ka group banado. Maze kare 2 2 ghante... To bhi aapke pas ghante bachenge...
Boss: sahi bat kar raha hai... Logo ko chance nahi milega to log bhag jayenge...
Mai: mai chahta hu ke pura istemal hona chahie... Kya bolte ho?
Boss: thik kaha.. par bhid ko roke kaise?
Mai: sir aapko hi rokana padega...
Boss: ek Minute. Ruk...
Boss: ek Minute ek Minute sab alag ho jao...
Do tin bar unchi aavaz me bole tab ja kar log alag hue... Ikkis logo ke bich maa nangi apni chhati tane hue.. bal bikhre hue aur chikni chut ke sath khadi thi....
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Sale abhi kyo roka isne... Chut ke aaspas tin char hath nahi par 10 12 hath ghum rahe the aisa lag raha tha.. sab ke hath chut me andar jana chah rahe the. Par pahale mai pahale mai ke.chakkar me chut ke andar kisi ki ungli hai nahi... Nipple par hath ghum rahe the par kisi ka muh pahunch nahi pa raha tha meri chhati tak... Bal mere astvyast the. Puri nangi thi. Chut lund lund bo raha tha aur aa gaya boss management kar ne...
Boss: dekho bhaio muje aise nahi lag raha hai ke is tarah se Koi bhi nahi chod payega is husn ki malika ko. Panch panch ke group ban jao. To aap bis ka ek group bana do mai last. Aur sab mil kar 5 5 ke group me chodo. Sab ko achhe se body ko chodne ka mauka milega... 2 ghante unke sath.. aish karo... Aur ek kam karo employee code ke anusar ascending order me sab panch panch ka group bana do...
Hmm ye bhi sahi hai... Par iska matalb meri to aur vat lag gai... Mai to samaj rahi thi ke bhid me log itna excited ho jayenge ke jaldi jaldi jad ne lage ge... Par darpan ne thoda calculation kharab kar diya... Thik hai jaisi meri rat. Kal rat ko bhi yadav ke sath highway par puri rat chudi hu aur aaj rat ko bhi.... Mai ye soch hi rahi thi ke ye utsahi logo ne group bana bhi liye... Aue fir se muje smooch karne lage muje yaha taha chhu ne lage... Ek ne to is bar mauka dekh kar ungli dal di chut me... Mai kahar uthi....
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Mai: abe sale chut me ek hi ungli mat dal.. aur andar tak to dal..
Maa: aaaaaaahhhhhh.... Please...
"Aur chilla please aur chilla"
"Iske bal bandh do..."
"Oye tu khud band le"
Maa: aaah... Par hath to chhodo...
Boss: iske bal khule achhe lag rahe hai...
Mai: are sir aap khula rakh ke chodna.. abhi to inko bandh ne hai bandh ne do...
Jo group khada tha waha se...
"Are madarchodo mai hota ho bandh deta khud itna kya bal bal kar rahe ho... Panchon jan ek hath ungli andar bahar karo"
Mai dekhna chahata tha ke maa me kitna dam hai. Kuch statements aise dena chahta tha ke group thoda bhadke.. to thoda maza jyada mile... Maa mere hi samne muje dekh rahi thi....
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Sala madarchod mera beta matalab mera naya pati meri aukat dikhana chah raha tha muje aisa lag raha tha. Is bar to mai use dikha hi dungi ke bete mai bhi teri maa hu. Bhale pati bad me bana par maa maa hi hoti hai. Tuje nikal kar jis chut ka bhosda banva diya usi chut ka vapas bhosda banva raha hai. Par ye log thak jayenge mai to bindas raHungi... Dekhte hai... Laga teri jitni takat hai dimag ki. Laga de. Aaj mai bhi dekhti hu...
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21 jan ka alag fanda tha. Mera aur maa ka alag hi fight chal raha tha. Mai maa ko barabar use karvana chahta tha. Aur maa ne use challenge jaise liya tha. Obviously jit to meri hi honi hai kyonki wo akeli hai. Aur mere pas ye 21 jan ke alawa ham 3 jan bhi hai. Maa tutna nahi chahti aur me use todna chahta tha.. dekhte hai aage kya hota hai...
Pancho ke pancho logo ne ungliya chut me ghusa di ek ek. Ek ne 2. Aur maa ka hath pakade hue sab andar bahar karne lage.
"Kya chut hai. Dekh to sahi koyle ki bhatti jaisi hai."
"Bahot pani nikal raha hai. Lag rhaa hai mut raHi hai... Oye kya mut raHi hai tu?"
Maa: aah... Aur jor se... Thoda aur jor se...
Mai: bhaio jad ne mat dena jad jayegi to thak na jayegi? Make sure ke jab aap jado tab ja kar ye jade...
Mai maa ke level aur hard kare ja raha tha...
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Sala madarchod. Chodna kaise hai wo bhi mujse sikha hai aur muje hi marva raha hai darpan? Par mai bhi dekhti hu kaise wo jitta hai...
Mai: dal salo aur andar dal... Pancho dal do... Aaaahaahaaa....
Mai darpan ko confuse kar rahi thi. Par actually me ye to pahali 15 minute hi meri agni parixa ke barabar thi... Das das hath mere badan ke kone kone par aise chal rahe the. Muje uttejit kar rahe the... Mai jad ne ke kagar par hi thi... Ke...
Darpan: bhio chhut ne vali hai expression dekho inke... Nikal do hath... Aur ab aap bhi nange ho jao aur beer le kar aao gand me chikanahat beer se karna hai...
Sala muje un par ab gussa aa raha tha. Mahenat use thodi karni thi. Sari mahenat muj par ho rahi thi. 21 jan ko khush karne ka jimma..
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Maa tas se mas abhi to hekdi dikha rahi thi. Dekhta hu kitana muje akad dikhati hai...
Mai: bhaio lund nikalo chalu karo karykram...
Are bhai ye to sab ne nikal diya kapada... Dhime dhime sab nange. Kisi ke chhote kissi ke bade kissi ke mote aur kisike chikNe to kisike balo se dhake hue... Boss ne nahi nikale kapde...
Mai: kya boss kapade nahi nikal ne?
Boss: bachhe logo ko khel ne do. Mai boss hu. Mai akela karu shikar..
Mai: subah tak aapki bari naa aai to?
Boss: are tension mat le.. mai to extend karva dunga. Mast aurat hai mal bhi dunga... Par in par mera badan ekdam ghisva kar hi rahunga...
Mai: ok sir jaisa apako thik lage...
Par ab 5 5 ka group tuta.. lund bahar aate hi sab log maa ke aaspas aane lage... Maa ko balo se pakad kar niche bithaya aUr aaspas 20 jan lund le kar... Maa ke muh me dale ja rahe the. Maa ek ke bad sas le ne ki bhi jagah nahi thi aur sabke laude muh me liye ja rahi thi ek ke bad. Hahahahahaha maza to tab aaya ke maa ke balo ko bhi do hisse me bat kar apne laude ko muthiya rahe the. Do to hath me pakadake land aur muh me ghapaghap... Are bap kya nazara tha... Had to tab ho gai ke do und maa ke muh me ghus ne ke liye betab ho rahe the... Maa muh khol nahi pa rahi thi aur ye log man nahi rahe the ghusaye bina...
Maa bhi tas se mas nahi ho rahi thi... Ok no problem.. maine dusre logo ko jo dur baithe hila rahe the unko ishara kiya ke chut gand khali padi hai... Wo beer ki bottle le kar aaye.. maa ko pairo se khicha. Maa ko kuch samaj aaye usse pahale ek aadmi niche so kar fatak se chut me apna lund dal deta hai... Andar andar halla mach gaya...
"Abe bhosdike tune dal bhi diya teri to bari bhi nahi hai? 5 - 5 bola na?"
"Are aa jana tu bhi chut me gHusa de. Do to le hi legi"
" Tin bhi legi mai bhi chut me dalunga"

Par dhakke dhakko me.. do lund ko to chut me samaya. Usme bhi thodi anaban si ho gai ke muje pahle dalna tha aur dusre ne dal diya. Par sab log ki bari aa rahi thi to sab khush to the.. koi 4 5 jan bahar chale gaye . Unse jab reason pucha to bole idhar hi rahenge to fir yahi jhad jayenge to baha jana thik hai... Yaha to ab do lund chut me do lund maa ke hath me. Do muh me ghusa ke rakha hai aur do balo ke sath... Maine tisre ko bola agar chit me ya gand me dalna chahta hai to...
Mai: Aap aa jao lund bhi bada lag raha hai aur chut me daloge to mast fat jayegi.
"Nahi nahi jel nahi payegi aur abhi bahot jan baki hai"
Mai: tune thodi paisa diya hai? Aur chut ya gand iski fategi tere bap ka jata hai?
"Are you sure?"
Mai: sure ke bachche ja na... Nai to e tu aaja tuje nahi padi na is randi ki?
"Are maa chudane jaye bhosdiki mai abhi chut fad ne madad karta hu..."
Wo nikal liya... Maa ki aur... Waha ja kar...
"Bhai log chut me mast ghusa diya hai na"
"Aah... Uh... Haa andar tak... "
"Aah... Bahot garam hai..."
"Mai bhi dalu chut me? Aane dena tu thoda upr khisak na? Chalna chut ka bhosda banate hai..?"
Usne apne pair ko thik kar ke thodi jagah banai jaha tisara mard apna lund ghusane ke liye pura ready tha...
"Abe apni gand thodi aur uthana do lund ke bich me mera lund.. utha gand thodi... aUr aur"
"Abe madarchod khichne me hi fat na jaye iski chut"
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Sala meri chut ko khich khich kar tisra lund ghusaya ja raja tha mujse bardasht nahi ho raha tha. Chikh nahi sakati thi. Lund jo muh me se nikal hi nahi rahe the... Aur sale 2 jan balo ko khicha kar usse apna lund ragad rahe the. Muje dard to hona shuru ho gaya tha par proud tha ke maine sath logo ko apne badan ke sath busy rakha tha. Par ye kya...do jan aur uth ke aa rahe the.....
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Maine dekha ke maa 7 jan ko to sambhal rahi hai... Udhar maa chikh rahi thi chilla rahi thi par dhakko ke sath tisra lund chut me gHusa to sahi... Maine do aur logo ko bola
Mai: jao jara mamme aise hi pade hai. Chuso dabao jao...
Ab aayega na maja... Ab hue maa ke badan ke sath 9 jan. Wo dono jaise taise ghuse andar aur maa ke mammo ko ek ek jan chusne chaba ne lage.. ab maa ka koi bhi ang... Ha yad aaya gand....
Mai: kisi ko gand mai ungli karni hai to gand ka chhed khali pada hai...
To ek jan aaya khda ho kar... Aur bhai jagah pe khda bhi ho gaya!!!! Aur wah kya nazara tha. Ab to gand me bhi ungli. Ye sab karne wale daso log has rahe the. Daso ke daso log ne maa ke har ek chhed ko ekdam tight kas ke air tight kar diya tha... Maa ki chikhe bhi sunai nahi de rahi thi...
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Sunai kaise deti? Sans leni ki jagah baki bachi thi. Aur wo bhi logo ke charo aur ke gherav se bahot mushkil ho raha tha... Sare ke sare mere chhed puri tarah band the. Nak ke do 2 chhed ko chhod kar...

Abhi tak aapne dekha ke maa ke sirf nak ke do ched khule the. Kahi sans lene ki jagah bhi nahi thi. Aur dhire dhire daso jan ne apne andaz me thukai chalu ki. Speed badhati ja rahi thi maa chilla rahi thi. Par mere challenge ko bhi to accept karna tha use.. mai sab ko uttejna de raha tha. Ke bas chode jao. Sab come on come on ka nara laga rahe the.. aur utne me jo gand aur mammo ke sath 2 jan khel rahe the use chhod kar sab jad gaye... Sirf 10 minutes me uttejana me jaldi jad gaye. Aur fir naye bande aaye aur wo lage chudai me...

"Madarchod maja aa gaya bhai aisi aurat chahie chodne me kya chikhati hai. Kya sath deti hai... maza aa gaya"
"Hamari bari aate aate tak to iski chut ka bhosda ban jayega. Fat ke hath me aa jayegi."
Mai: boss agar chut fat gai to fir kya chodoge?
Boss: are meri jan aurat ko to mai masalu waisa koi nahi masal sakata. Muje bhosda vali chut hi chaiye...
Mai: hahahahahaha ok... Bhaio sir ko bhosda vali chut chahie.. fadake rakh do...

Dusra hi round chal raha tha aur jab 10 minutes me wo bhi jad ke khade hue ke tisre lage... Lagatar 1 ghante me sab logo ne maa ko jaise taise mil kar masla aur sab jad gaye.. ye uttejna thi jo sab ko 1 ghante me khali kar diya ya meri maa ka javab nahi? Wo sab bole. Chalo bhai thoda daru ho jaye... Maa bich me padi hui thi. Mai unke pas gaya...

Mai: bas kya bas?

Bahot hi thaki hui thi aur aankhe bhi nahi khul rahi thi.. par boli...

Maa: par sab jhad ke hi utre hai.
Mai: par abhi sirf ek ghanta hua hai. Subah 6 baje tak ka safar hai...
Maa: par mera niche wala hissa pura khali khali lag raha hai. Jaise hai hi nahi..
Mai: teri chut ti dekhne layak hai..
Maa: itni chodi ho gai hai kya?
Mai: bhosda to ban hi chuka hai par bahot sara mal pada hai
Maa: are bahot sara nikala sab ne...
Mai: chal tu khadi ho ja...
Maa: sab dukh rhaa hai...

Maine maa ko help ki aur use khada kiya nangi hi use table ke pas laya. Puri pasine se lathapath thi... Hamare pas rajan aaya... Maa ko usne dhak diya

Rajan: kya madam kaisa lag raha hai?
Maa: dekh na sab suj gaya hai. Muh me bhi...
Rajan: aapke baLo me bhi logo ne jada hai..
Maa: pura hal kharab kar diya...
Rajan: par tum solid ho pure 20 jano ko santusht kiya abhi abhi...
Mai: dekhna kuch davai hai to?
Rajan: davai?
Mai: kuch maza aa jaye... Ye log apna kam kare aur suman ko bhi maza aaye...
Rajan: nashili?
Mai: ha..
Maa: mai nasha to bilkul bhi naHi karungi.. muje saxi rahana hai ke ye log aur kya kya kar sakate hai..
Mai: chup madarchod tu bich me mat bol...
Rajan: sir mil to jayegi. Par ise pasand nahi to nahi..
Mai: dekh suman tuje dard hota rahega to in logo ko tu satisfy kaise karogi? Tuje energy leni chahiye jisse tu 5 6 ghante tak mast chalti rahe...
Maa: par fir muje hosh nahi rahega... To muje pata kaise chalega?
Mai: chal abhi ye log daru pi kar vapas tuje chodenge. Teri ab utni haisiyat hai ke tu satisfy kar paye?
Maa: mai karungi...
Mai: are to mai aur mushkil banaunga teri takalif....
Maa: dekhte hai chalo...
Mai: abhi bhi bol raha hu mera kahana man. Warna ye log ek ke bad ek agar tuj par chadne lage to fir khatam samajo. Tuje fir shanti se baithne tak nahi denge...
Maa: hmmm par...
Mai: par bar kuch nahi. Abhi to ye log ne teri gand me land chalaye hi nahi. Wo shuru ho gaya to satyanash...
Maa: ek bat bolu? Muje kuch samaj nahi aa raha hai ke ye ...
Mai: bol...
Maa: ham kuch galat nahi kar rahe hai na?
Mai: bhosdiki hame paise milne wale hai iske... Aur tu ab bol rahi hai?
Maa: muje dar hai ke bat kahi dur dur tak leak na ho jaye...
Mai: tu inke lund aur gand ko lick kar babe... Tu ye mat soch... rajan davai la..
Rajan: sure?
Maa: ha isne bola matalab final... La aaj wo Bhi dekh lete hai...

Aur tab hi boss nashe me dhut hamare paas aaya...

Boss: is randi ne kapade kyo pahane hai?
Mai: boss ye to kapada hai bas...
Boss: par 7 lakh mai is ke liye dene vala hu ke randi ke badan par muje kapada mile?
Maa: are usme kya ye nikal diya...

Maa nangi ho gai... Wapas..

Maa: bolo kya karu?
Boss: gand mari abhi tak kisine?

Ek dam nashe me dhut ho kar bol raha tha...

Maa: nahi abhi to kisine nahi mari...
Boss: khub maine mana kiya tha. Gand mai marunga...
Maa: ha to aap hi ki hai mar lo...
Boss: ghum ja...
Maa: kya?
Boss: randi ghum ja aur juk ja...
Maa: lund nahi chusvayenge?
Boss: abe tere bap ko sikha rahi hai chodna kaise hai? Bolana ghum?

Ab meri davai ki bat to hava ho gai...

Boss: viagra hai?
Rajan: sir wo to aapke kahane par aapke drink me milakar hi de di thi aapko...

Sala ye viagra le kar baitha hai meri maa gi gand marne ko...

Boss: mai akela gand marunga. 2 ghante tak asar rahata hai. Soch jara 2 ghante ke bad tuje pata nahi chalega ke teri gand ka chhed ab kya ban chuka hai... Ghummmm bolana ghum...

Maa ke pass chara nahi tha. Gand thukai ka ye karykram shuru hone se pahale maa juki...

Boss: gand kar chaudi. Aur... Aur kar sali...
Maa: hath dalenge kya?
Boss: dekhna tha ke kitne lund ja sakate hai par tu boli matalab hath hi jayega..
Maa: rajan davai la ja. Ye sab fad kar hi manega...
Mai: are par hath gand me dalega to tuje dard hoga...
Maa: aapne muje ab bech diya hai. Matalab ab kuch nahi hota. Bas pray karo ke mai subah 6 baje tak chalne aur baithne ke layak rahu...

Par ye bewada kuch nahi kar raha tha.. use koi hosh nahi tha...

Boss: chal ghum ja vapas. Muje bas chudai kar ni hai... Aa jana meri baho me chal na...

Baki ke log sare dhire dhire vapas aaye...

Boss: meet this beautiful randi...
"Hamne ek bar chod liya"
Boss: mai dikhata hu ke aurat ko bistar par kaise use karna hota hai. Aur jao pahale is rajan bhai ke pass jao aur viagra le lo. 6 baje tak iska minimum ek chhed me lund hona hi chahiye..

Sala boss to aur bhi chalak nikla..

Maa: jao mere liye ab to le kar hi aao. Ye sab viagra lenge fir mai kya kar paungi.
Mai: na ab to tu maze kar...
Maa: dona hath jodti hu... Rajan jao please... Mere liye ek drink le kar aao... Usme davai dal dena. Jo muje har bar charge kar ke rakhe...

Par boss to aa gaya kapade nikal kar maa ko... Hmm lund mota to jarur tha. Bada bhale na tha meri jitna. Par panjabi logo ke lund nahi badan hi bhari hote hai. Pura sharir balo se bhara pada tha. Jaise akhade me kushti karne nikla ho aisa lag raha tha. Ekdam hatta katta kya body thi. Sab log use ghur ghur kar dekh rahe the. Aur maa ko mai bichari ki nazaro se dekh raha tha. Rat ke do baje the aur char ghante baki the.

Boss: chal aaja kiss kar muje...

Maa ko balo se daboch kar boss ne maa ko kiss kiya. Maa thik se chal ne layak bhi nahi rahi thi aur ye bhai sahab use jaise ek toy ki tarah use kar raha tha... Tab rajan davai la kar sharab le aaya...

Rajan: boss ye aurato vali davai hai. Luft uthana hai to pila do ise...
Boss: are nahi dena kuch use dur hat sale... Paise diye hai inko muje khush kar ne ke liye bhadve sale khabardar meri aur inki bich me aaya to...

Sab dar kar dur baithe baithe tamasha dekh rahe the.. aur boss laga pada tha maa ke badan ke sath khel ne. Maa please please kar rahi thi. Par boss ne to balo se pakad kar khilono ki tarah maa ko idhr se udhar patake ja raha tha. Kabhi ulta karke chodta to kabhi sidha. Kabhi gand to kabhi muh. Bas chode hi ja raha tha chode hi ja raha tha. Do minute ke liye bhi wo shant nahi tha. Aadha ghanta aise waise karne ke bad bola...

Boss: rassi lao sala koi...

Rajan chupchap rassi laane gaya.. rajan ne jaise hi boss ko rassi di...

Mai: rajan ab boss kya karega..
Rajan: boss kam se kam 10 lakh dega. Wo bahot khush hua hai. Ye suman ki last exam hai. Wo use bandh dega. Aur fir ek dam buri tarah se chodega.
Mai: bhai 20 percent tera par wo davai suman ko pila de. Kyonki bandhne ke bad muje nahi lagata ke subah tah ise koi bhi chhodega...

Ham bate kar rahe the ke maa ko ekdam kas kar bandh diya gaya

"Sir pair nahi bandhe iske?"
Boss: bhosdike. Agar pair ko bandh dega to chauda kya karega. Chut tere ko tight chahie muje malum hai par yaha ham 21 log hai to ek sath tin lund ko to ghusana padega na? Davai pi sab ne?

Sab ne ha boli... Bich me kisi ko pata na chale waise maa ko rajan pila aaya. Ab sab vasna me chur ho jane wale the 10 15 minute me. Maa ke dono hath piche bandhe the aur piche se hath gale ke aaspas bandhe the. Matalb maa hath upr niche nahi kar sakati thi warna gale par zor aa sakata tha. Aur fir maa ko sab ke bich me nangi sula kar us par boss chad gaya. Maa ke hath piche the to use thoda dard ho raha tha par dard sahan karna hi ek matr rasta tha... Maa ko karib 1 ghanta aise hi chodne ke bad boss jad kar thaka paka niche utra... Aur baki ke 20 to bhediye ban kar kab se boss ke utr ne ka intezar Hi kar rahe the... Ab rat ke karib 3.30 baje the aur un logo ke pas tha 2.5 ghante... Aur 20 sher ek akeli sherni sambhog ke liye. Sab ne nashili davai pi thi. Maa har ek jatako me boss ke sath bhi mazedar aavaz Nikal rahi thi. Na jane kitni bar jadi hongi. Par har ek tarah se dard ke bich bhi maa boss ko santusht kar pai... Aur uske bad ka 2.5 ghante ka khail to mano bahot hi alag leval ka tha. Maine ek Minute bhi aisa nahi dekha ke maa ka koi bhi chhed khali ho. Kabi single kabhi double aur kabhi triple penetration chalta rha. Koi muh me jadata. Koi chut me to koi gand me. Par usme 4 5 jan aise the ke wo bas chode ja rahe the chode ja rahe the. Jad nahi rahe the. Ya jad nahi pa rahe the. Pata chala ke wo log to professional hai chudai me. Rat ko jisne personal randiya bulai thi wo bhi jab chali gai piche ke darvaje se tab wo log bhi aakhiri ke kuch palo me aa gaye... Jo dar rahe the aur paap hai samaj rahe the use chhod kar sab log aaye aur maa ko chod kar santusht hue... Jisne randiya bulai thi wo bhi aa kar muje itna to bol ke gae...

"Kya darpan bhai karykram puri rat chala?"
Mai: ha puri rat chala aur koi problem nahi aaya. Sab maze se chode. Aap late aaye...
"Are par Muje laga ke ye sab logo ko jel nahi payegi..."
"Abe sale ham sab log kam se kam 3 4 bar bari bari se jade. Matalab samaj kul mila kar sab is aurat se 70 80 bar santusht hue. Ye aurat kabile tarif hai. Aur sabane mil kar gangbang kiya wo dekhne layak the..."
"Aur sun apna boss to ise bandh kar ise chodne ko bola."
"Ham sab ne kuch na kuch viagra le kar choda"
"Par ye sali ne jo maza diya hai wo aur teri randi me nahi aaya hoga"
"Asali maza sab ke sath aata hai. Bat kar jo maza hai wo akele me nahi..."

Sab hasne lage. Sab thake hue the... Karykram 6 baje khatam hona tha wo 7 baje tak extension kiya kyonki kuch log abhi jad nahi paye the. Bich me boss bhi sab ke sath maze lene aaye the. Par wo sone chale gaye the wo uthake aaye...

Boss: are bas ab yar kitna chodo ke.. sali ka badan to dekho. Na jane kitne hath ke tine nishan hai is badan par... Bichari dekho to sahi suj gaya hai inka sab... Chalo pack up....

Aur karykram cancel hua..

Puri rat ghachaghach kar ke bhi koi maa ko apne se dur karne ready nahi tha. Maa nashe me bilkul thi par badan dard kar raha tha. Use halka halka hi nasha chadha tha kyonki uske sharir ke andar to lund ghuse ja rahe the. Ek do ya tin lund chut gand ya muh ko fad ke andar dalenge koi bhi nashe ka hosh kaise rah sakata hai? Par sab log santusht the.

Boss: wah suman wah. Mazedar ho tum maza aa gaya...
Mai: bas aap log khush hue wahi to chahie...
Maa: hmm par chal bhi nahi pa rahi mai.. sab dard kar raha hai...
Boss: are usme tera kusur thodi hai. Itna chodne ke bad to kisi ko bhi dard milega. Ham to 21 jan hai aur piche se bhi aaye the log... Kam se kam 2 bar sab ne... Maza aa gaya...
"Suman ji kya aap order leti hai?"
Mai: ha ha . Jarur bolie kya order hai?
"Mere dost ka ek farm house hai waha sab ikatthe hote hai par ham log 10 12 jan hi hote hai..."
Boss: dekho tumhare badan ke to saude hone lage. Tumhe customer milne lage... Number le lo...

Maine number liye par maa ki halat dekh kar lag raha tha ke usko nind nahi mili to tabiyat kharab ho jayegi... To mai usKo le kar kisi ek room me use sula laya... Aur fir waise to ham log bhi thake the. To ek ya do ghante me pure hotel ya resort ya ghar me sab suna ho gaya. Sab so gaye... Do pahar ko 3 4 baje vapas sab chahal pahal shuru hui. Maine to maa ko uthaya bhi nahi. Sone Hi diya... Aur mai niche rajan se bat kar raha tha. Maine dekha ke dharam chala gaya tha...

Mai: dharam gaya?
Rajan: ha use hotel bhi to chalana hai. Suman uthi?
Mai: nahi yar maine kamara khola bhi nahi. Sone hi diya...
Rajan: ye log ko maine bola hai ke suman chali gai hai aur maine kamre ko bahar se lock kiya hua hai
Mai: aisa kya maine to khala hi nahi. Par uthi to?
Rajan: inter comm par phone kar degi.
Mai: hmmm. Mera bhi dimag kharab ho chuka hai...
Rajan: by the way. Ye rahe aapki suman ke hard work ka natija.

Usne paiso se bhari beg di muje...

Rajan: 10 lakh pura..
Mai: paise aa gaye?
Rajan: nahi boss aur mera vyavhar alag hai ham log dekh lenge. Par boss bola hai 10 lakh dena hai... To ye rahe..
Mai: tere pas itna cash?
Rajan: are ye mera raz hai. Jaise tune nahi bataya ke ye kaun hai. Waise maine nahi bataya ke ye kaha se aaye. Hisab khatam... Bas muje use ek bar bistar par istemal karna gai. Muje kuch nahi chahiye paiso me se..
Mai: ha to chal na..
Rajan: are abhi kaha so ne se na...
Mai: are chalna uthegi. Waise bhi hame jana hoga na yaha se...
Rajan: ha chal...

Wo khush ho gaya... Rajan ne koi dekhe bina darvaje ka tala khola aur andar gaya. Mai bhi andar pahuncha... Maa bistar par soi hui thi... Puri nangi thi...

Mai: suman o suman... Utho chalo ab jana hai.

Maa uth nahi rahi thi. Bahot gahari nind me thi..

Mai: chal rahane de. Rat ko dharam ke hotel me aa jana waha chod lena...
Rajan: done. to mai jata hu aur aapke jane ka bandobast kar deta hu... Aap inhe taiyar kar ke piche ke darvaje se bahar le aaie..

maine maa Ko dhire dhire uthaya... Maa ke chahere par muskan thi...

Mai: bahot khush nazar aa rahi ho?
Maa: itne sare lund ... Kaun khush hahi hoga? Aapne to meri duniya hi badal di... Meri hi chut se niklne wale mere pati ne meri hi chut ka bhosda banva diya....

Ham dono hasne lage... Par kismat ne kuch aur likha tha takdir mai... Ham to apne hi aalam me ghum rahe the ke kabir ka phone aaya...

Kabir: bhai jaldi aaja garbad ho gai hai. Kuch bhi kar ke jaldi aaja...
Mai: are ye to batao ke hua kya hai?
Kabir: dekh kuch bhi batane ka time nahi hai. Jab bhi aa suman ko achhe se puri sadi me dhak ke aana...
Mai: par hua kya hai?
Kabir: tera bap aaya hai aur hotel me pahunch raha hai...

Salaaaa... Gand lag gai meri to... Kya karu?

Mai: use kuch pata hai?
Kabir: lag to wahi raha hai...
Mai: hotel ka address kisne diya.
Kabir: usne bola mai dehradun hu. Bata kaha aau?
Mai: to isse thodi pata chalega?
Kabir: gusse vali aavaz thi...
Mai: hmm aa raha hu...

Muje shak hua lalit par. Madarchod ne kuch to bataya hai.. kya karu?

Maa: kiska phone tha?
Mai: tere pahale pati ka...

Wo bHi dar ke mare khadi ho gai thi...

Maa: usne to bola tha ke wo kahi bahar ja rahe ahi..
Mai: jhansa de kar idhar hi aa rahe hai...
Maa: ab?
Mai: ab to wo jo bole wahi hoga. Chalo dekhte hai. Jana to padega?
Maa: par bhag jate hai na sidha pune...
Mai: agar lalit madarchod ne bata diya hoga to fir problem hoga
Maa: madarchod use chhuda ne ke liye kya kya nahi kiya. Kabir ko chut thi. Joseph ko bhi chut di. Aur to aur waha ke gundo se bhi chudne taiyar ho gai... Wo to galat hai galat hai kar ke gand bhi mar gaya. Madarchod. Ab to zindgi bhar use meri chut ya gand nahi dungi...
Mai: bhosdiki randi. Mai tera pati hone ke bavjud tuje chod nahi paunga. Ye soch. Dusre mard ke bare me kya soch rahi hai... Chal kapade pahan. Full saree aur sab pack.
Maa: sala aaj tak sab khula khula pahan ne ki aadat ho gai hai. Jao rajan ke pas jao aur pure kapade mang ke lao...

Mai rajan ke pas gaya..wo bhi hairan tha ke mai pure kapade mang raha tha. Apr usne diya dhundh ke... Maa ne kapade pahane ek gharelu aurat ban akr aur fir piche ke darvaje se nikal gaye... Rajan ne gadi ka intezam kiya tha . Jo hamare hotel mai aake ruka. Mai bahot hi dara hua tha. Kabir niche tha...

Mai: kya hua bhai? Sab khairiyat?
Kabir: kuch naHi use sab pta lag rhaa hai. Muje bahar nikal diya hai. Jao aur sambhal lena...

Ham dono darte darte upr gaye... Dharam mere smane dekh ke puch raha tha par maine use kuch nahi kaha. Kya batata? Hamane darvaja khola aur andar mera bap baitha hua tha...

Papa: tu bahr ja. Tu andar aa suman...

Ab aage ki kahani maa batayegi...

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Aap sab ne dekha ke sab ne puri rat meri gand mari par real gand to meri ab lagne vali thi...

Pati: ye mai kya sun raha hu?
Mai: kya?
Pati: suna ke .. muje bolne bhi sharm aa rahi hai..
Mai: par kya?
Pati: sali itni giri hui hai ke lalit ke sath so gai?

Ab chhupa ne ka koi fayda nahi tha. Mai ulta un par chadne lagi...

Mai: ha. Kiya maine bistar garam uska. Sirf uska hi nahi kabir ka bhi. Waha muje thik laga wo kiya. Ek to jab bhi pas aao. Najdik nahi aane dete.. upar se waha gundo ke pas bhej diya dono ko. Jo thik laga wo kiya...

Aur mai rone lagi. Us waqt me rone sach me lagi thi. Par acting karti to bhi chal jata...

Pati: par...
Mai: par var kuch nahi. jo tHik laga wo kiya. ab aapko jo tHik lage wo aap karo...
Pati: (wo bhi roni surat bana kar) muje to sirf lalit ka pata tha.. kabir bhi?
Mai: ha...
Pati: par kyo?
Mai: (thoda makkam ho kar) wajah maine bata di hai. Iska kusur aap hi hai...
Pati: hmmm ab muje kya karna hai.. kaisi beijjati ho jayegi meri?
Mai: lalit ne ab bataya. Tab nahi bataya jab aapki ijjat se apna bistar garam kar raha tha... Tb to...
Pati: bas kar suman bas kar...
Mai: dekhiye ji.. ab aapko bata hi deti hu... Puri bat...

Aur fir maine darpan ke dosto ke sath chudai se le kar aaj rat ke gangbang tak ki sari bate bata di... Wo bahot naraj hue. Gussa hue... Roe bhi... Khud ka khun bhi chod chuka hai apni maa ko...

Pati: sala sab randi khana bana diya hai ghar ko? Bula darpan ko andar..
Mai: dekho use bulane ki jarurat nahi hai. Wo bHi mera pati hi hai... Maine bataya aapko...
Pati: tu chahti kya hai?
Maa: maza lijiye na?
Pati: kaise le sakata hu?

Ab maine dav feka...

Maa: kya tumhe nahi pasand? Maine dekha ke jab mai bata rahi thi ke 21 logo se maine chudvaya to lund bekabu huaa tha aapka?
Pati: nahi. Aisi koi bat nahi hai.. par aisa kyo kiya. Aisa karne se kya fayada... Mera dil tut gaya.. muje...

Wo rone lage. Ab mera turn tha use aaina dikhana...

Mai: bas ab ye natak mere samne mat karo thik hai? Mai sab janti hu...
Pati: kya janti ho?
Mai: ravi, kishan kaun hai mai janti hu...

Thodi der to sannata ho gaya...

Pati: tumhe kaise pata chala.
Mai: chal gaya jaise aapko pata chal gaya...
Pati: wo... Actually... Are yar...
Mai: maine aapko toka? Ek aurat kare to problem ho jate hai. Isiliye aapko ek bachha aur nahi chahie tha... 3 to already hai. Chothe ko kaise sambhal paoge... Maine uski vajah se mera maa ban ne ka sapana gavaya... Mai fir bhi chup rahi...

Ab mai rone lagi thi... Ye aap log ko kya darpan ko bhi nahi pata thi...

Mai: muje pata hai isiliye aap kabhi bahar nahi jate the. Kyonki dusra ghar pune me hi basa jo liya hai...

Mai puri bhadas ab nikal rahi thi...

Mai: waha ja ja kar chut se do bachhe nikalva liye aur meri chut ke to aaspas bhi nahi ghum rahe the. Aur aaj bhi mai in sab logo ki najro me javan hu. Maine kisi ko bhanak bhi nahi aane di ke aapka dusra parivar hai. Koi mere badan se khush hota hai to hota hai... To muje bhi khushi milne ka hak hai... Aap napunsak to nahi the kabhi bhi. Mere nangi hone par bhi aap ka uthta nahi tha matalab aap kahi air ja kar shant ho aate the... Kuch na kuch kam nikal ke bahar rahate the. Sab pata hai muje.. to mai ... Ruko aaj aap ye hangama khada kar rahe ho to mai darpan ko bhi bulati hu...

Muje rokne ki koshish ki par Maine fir bhi darpan ko bulaya...

Mai: darpan ye tera bap. Tuje pata hai ke tera saga bhai kyo nahi hai? Kyonki iske already 2 bete hai. Jo kahi bahar muh mar ke mile hai... Waha sab khushiyo se bhar diya hai... Aur yaha muje pagal bana rahe hai guilt me...

Darpan ke havbhav se lag raha tha ke use ye samaj nahi aa raha tha ke wo expression kya de. Kyonki bechare ko ye bhi to kaha malum tha ke mera aur mere pahale pati ke bich conversation kya hua hai?

Mai: maine sab kuch bata diya hai. Aaj subah tak ka sab kuch. Kuch chhupa nahi hai. Par inko inki galti ka ahsas karva rahi hu. Ye muje bol rahe hai bahar khud muh mar rahe hai uska kya? Maine aapko randi khane jate hue bhi dekha hai... Par mai fir bhi chup rahi...
Pati: wo actually...
Mai: janti hu ke galat sangat me fas gaye the. Sab kuch pata hai muje par aap 10 aurat ke sath maze kar sakte hai aur 10 mard mere se maze kare to usme itni dikkat kyo?

Sannata hi sannata tha. Darpan to wahi figure out karne me laga tha ke aakhir faisla kya hua hai aur kya karna hai? Uske chahere se ye to pata chal raha tha ke ab wo shant tha ke sthiti kabu me hai... Maine kabhi apne pati ka nam nahi bataya maine darpan ko bhi roka hai. Kyonki mai apne pati ki ijjat fir bhi karti hu. Par tHik hai chalo...

Pati: kya karna chahte ho aakhir me?
Mai: jaise chal raha hai chalne de...
Pati: par mai kaise ... Matalab inke dosto ko pata hai mere dosto ko pata hai...
Mai: aapke dosto ke liye to mai bhabhi hi hu. To bhabhi se masti to har koi karta hai to karne do. Aap bhi karo unki biwi yo se agar mauka mile to. Unko bolo ke meri biwi ki chut li hai to apne biwi ki bhi chut de... Kaise dost hai pata chal jayega aapko... Aur inke dosto ke liye bhi mai bhabhi hi hu. Par use batane ki koi jarurat hi nahi hai kisiko... Ke aapko pata chal gaya hai... Chalo mai bahar hu. Aap dono mere pati aaps me discussion kar lo aur muje bulao...

Mera bolne ka kam yaha khatam ho gaya hai. Ab sari bat darpan batayega...
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Are yar maa to mufatt hai ekdam. Wo har bat ko sidhe sidha bol deti hai. Pahale bhi mai kuch aur plan kar raha tha aur wo bol padi thi ke usne rahul se sex kiya hai. Matalab hadd hai yar... Ab maa to chali gai bahar.. muje pati ka darajja de kar. Ab mai bat kya karu papa se?

Papa: baith idhar...

Mai chup chap baith gaya... Papa bahut nervous the. Uske chahere par guilt saf dikhai de rahi thi..

Papa: dekh meri galati to hai. Bhari gambhir bhul ho gai hai mujse... Par.. kaise bat karu tujse? Mai mafi mangta hu.. har chiz ke liye...
Mai: papa bolie bina sankoch ke boliye...
Papa: nahi re ab kaunsa tera papa. Sab riste teri maa I mean teri biwi bana ke gai hai...

Papa ne maa ki strong bate aur khud ne ki hui galati ka swikar kar liya hai. Isiliye ab ye sab bolne ke alawa kuch unke pas bachata nahi hai.. par ab wo mujse akele me bate kya karna chahate hai?

Papa: dekh riste ab badal chuke hai. Meri galatiyon ko maf kar ke dost bana payega muje?
Mai: papa jo bhi hua wo aapki laparvahi ki wajah se hua. Warna ye naubat hi nahi aati thi. Maa lund... I mean wo...
Papa: ha ha bol bindas. Lund ki pyasi thi..
Mai: maine chaha ke bat meri aur rahul ke bich hi rahe par maa ko bistar par sambhalna hamare liye mushkil bhi ho raha tha aur bato se lag rhaa hai ke wo aapse badala lena chahti thi isiliye ham se bacche ki jid kar rahi thi...
Papa: ab wo umr to shayad chali hi gai hai...
Mai: aapne sach me suman me aisa nahi dekha ke jo ham sab ne dekha... Jara samajo ke wo puri rat tak chudti rahi aur karib 25 jano par bhari rahi. To jara aap socho ke aapne kya miss kiya?
Papa: actually... Chhod jo hua so hua... Karna kya hai aage. Abhi aage ka plan kya hai?
Mai: mera plan kuch bhi nahi hai. Par ab sab khula hai to ghar jayenge. Aur fir jaise suman kahegi. Mai use manuga aur unka khayal rakhunga...
Papa: bas aisa mat karna kuch bhi ke ijjat khak me mil jaye.. maine bhi Ko bhi kiya bina kisi ko hava lage kiya. Bas tu bhi khayal rakhana in sab chizo ka...
Mai: hmmm hame kal rat ke 10 lakh Mile...
Papa: kya bat kar raha hai?
Mai: suman hai hi aisi chiz...

Ab papa mere sath ghul mil gaye the... Hasne lage...

Papa: wah... Maine aisa kya miss kiya..?
Mai: to chalo ho jaye?
Papa: kya?
Mai: suman ko uske dono patiyo ka sukh sath me dete hai...
Papa: wo manegi?
Mai: kyi nahi manegi? Pahale hamari biwi hai fir randi hai...
Papa: to bula le...

Aur fir maine maa ko bulaya andar...

Mai: suman randi tera pahala pati dekhna chahte hai ke tere me kya dam hai... To chal kapde utar to ham dono tere badan ko masala na chahte hai...

Maa ne papa ke samne dekha aur papa ne palak jhapakate ha Boli...

Maa: to kapade aap ko utarna hai ya mai utaru?
Mai: are meri rani aa jaana mari baho me?

Maine blouse me hath dal kar hi use mere pas bulaya aur fir papa ko sop ke bola..

Mai: jara aap bhi dekho.. kitna ubhar aaya hai mammo me...
Papa: football jaise bana diya hai sab ne... Suman I am really sorry... Mai prayashchit ke taur par aaj tere aur darpan ke relationship ko accept karta hu...

Aur fir maa bete aur bap ke bich ka ek pyara sa romance shuru hota hai..

Papa: tu ek sath do do le leti hai?
Maa: tin. Aur gand me bhi tin...
Papa: maine kabhi do do nahi kiya ek sath..
Maa: ha to aaj to 2 2 hi hoga ... Dono ek sath chut me bhi dalna. Dono ek sath gand me bhi dalana aur dono ek ek Hole me bhi bari bari se dalte rahana...
Papa: tuje dard nahi hota?
Mai: dekho aurat ke dard ki chinta chudai ke time par mat kiya karo.. use hone do jo hota hai..
Maa: yahi aao bhul rahe the. Mai aapki biwi hone ke bavjud aap ne kabhi muje istemal nahi kiya mujse sirf sex kiya. Aur fir.. chhodo wo bato ko yad nahi karte hai... Aapko jo randiyo se mil raha hai wo mujse bhi Milega. Mai bhi randi hu... 10 lakh kamaye hai sirf ek rat me...

Bato bato me kab ham nange ho gaye aur na jane kab maa ko dono chhedo me dono patiyo ne mil kar dhurandhar chudai ki. Muh chut aur gand ka fir se baja baja diya.. aur aakhir ham dono ek ghante ke bad shant hue...

Papa: hmmm aisa maza suman se kabhi nahi aaya.. achha hua darpan tu iska pati bana. IsKo sambhalna bahot mushkil hai re bistar par.. sali maine galati kar di... Par thik hai tu apne maze kar mai apne...

Aur fir ham tino hasane lage... To dosto ye hai hamare safar ka pahala ant... Ab ke bad jab naya daur shuru hoga to kuch alag hi bato se aur alag hi duniya se shuru hoga...


Sath banane ke liye dhanyvad

Ha to jaise ke apane dekha dono patiyo ne mil kaise maa ko achhe se choda. Dono us din mil kar maa ke sath, maa ke badan ke sath santust hue the... Maa ka javab nahi wo kuch alag hi leval ki aurat hai. Pati ki galatiyan samne bhi nahi aane di. Pati ko uske apne rang me rahane diya aur fir pati se badala bhi liya aur khud bhi enjoy karna shuru kiya. Muje lagata tha ke mai maa ki life ko control kar raha hu. Par ye galat tha. Mai to bas unke badan ko bistar par aur kisi na kisi ke lund ke sath control kar raha tha. Baki ye jo ho raha tha wo khud ka banaya hua jaal hai. Par ab jab samne aa chuka hai ke kaha kya ho raha hai. Kaunsa lashkar kaha lad raha hai to ab mai chahata tha ke maa ki life ko mai control karu. Deharadoon se ham log nikal ne wale the par waha jo sauda kiya tha use pura karna tha. Yad hai na ke maa rajan ko sop ni thi chudai ke liye... To wahi hua... Jab rat ko wo aaya...
Papa: ye kaun hai...
Mai: ye ek grahak hi hai maa ka. 10 lakh isi wajah se mile hai... Uska commission suman hai...
Papa: ok.. hame dekhne ko milega?
Mai: wo customer par nirbhar karta hai. Par ye nahi manega kyonki ye apana hisab karne aaha hai...
Fir ham dono jan king size ke kamare ke bahar kursi laga kar baithe aur andar rajan apna commission lene maa ke pas gaya.. wo to obviously davai laga kar aaya tha aur fir kam se kam 3 ghante andar laga raha... Tab tak... Kabir to gabharya hua baitha tha... Use to kaha kuch pata tha ke hua kya hai?
Papa: muje sab pata chal gaya hai relax
Kabir: wo actually sorry.. wo...
Papa: dar mat. Tu jab chahe aa jana ghar. Ya chahe to idhar hi shift ho ja...
Kabir: isne muje jina sikhaya hai. Adhuri ichha puri kari hai. Mai ghar to nahi rahunga par mai ghar aata jata rahunga...
Papa: bas ek shart par ke tu kabhi bhi kya hua, kaunsa raz hamari family ka hai. Aisa kuch jan ne ki koshish mat karna. Tuje suman chahie mil jayegi. Jab chahe uski marzi ho wo teri...
Kabir: thanks dost. Mai ye ahsan kabhi nahi bhulunga. Mai tadap raha hu par meri bari hi kaha aane di hai darpan ne...
Ham sab hasne lage... Dono ke bich sulah ho chuka tha. Muje ye bat janni bhi thi ke lalit ne aisa kyo kiya usne ye bat kyo batai?
Mai: ye lalit aapke pas ye sab bat kar ne aaya tha?
Papa: lalit ekdam shuru se hi bahot bhola hai. Wo mujse bat kar raha tha tab hi dar gaya tha. Wo suman ko dekh kar apne aap ko rok nahi paya aur fir chudai to kar li par mere samne sab bol diya ke usse galati hui hai... Bat yaha tak hi ki thi aur kisi ka nam usne bola hi nahi tha. Suman ne sab kahani bata di. Baki sab tu janta hai.. bas yahi hai...
Hmmm chalo ek tarah se dekh jaye to achha hua ke sab kahani ab samne hai... Sab ke irade bhi sab ko pata hai. To fir ye 3 ghante maa ko barabar istemal karne ke bad rajan nikla bahar... Pasina pasina ho kar..
Rajan: phewwwwwwww yar chut aur gand thodi dhili ho chuki hai warna yar aisa kadak mal hai ke bat n pucho. Bistar par to yar... Maza aa gaya... Chal mai chalta hu... Milte rahana...
Aisa kar ke nikal gaya..
Mai: dekha suman ka mukabala karna namumkin hai...
Ham sab hasne lage... Par mai to papa ko actually tane mar raha tha jo wo samaj rahe the.. hamne fir waha sab wind up kiya. Dharam aur yadav ko dono ko maa ko chodna tha par fir maine mana kiya ke ab nahi.. dharam to man gaya par yadav nahi mana wo bola ke agar muft me delhi tak jana hai to bich rasto me chudai karne deni padegi... Maine dharam ke samne to mana hi kiya aur yadav ko aankh mari. Yadav samaj gaya.. usne bola thik hai chalo chhod deta hu... Maine usko bola ke bhai ek customer jyada hai to abhi rahne de aur dharam ke samne chup ho gaya... Gadi me baithte hi... Maa piche mere aur papa ke bich me baithi par kabir aage baitha .. jab tak ham log ne hotel ka sight nahi chhoda... Par jaise hi thode dur nikale...
Yadav: mam sab ko aage bithaya jay...
Maa: suman bol to aage aau...
Kabir: dekho suman mai mare ja raha hu... Maine to mamme ko hath bhi nahi lagaya. Aur kiss ko dur hi hai...
Yadav: o sahab aapke sath hi ja rahi hai na suman to aap ghar ja kar...
Papa: tu yaha din dahade?
Yadav: wo sir us din rat ko mili thi. Baja achhe se liya tha par dekh nahi paya dhang se. Aaj pure badan ko dekh kar chodna chahata hu..
Maa: par maine pure kapade pahane hai...
Yadav: aage to aao kapade bhi nikal jayenge...
Yadav nahi mana. Maa aage gai aur ham tino piche baithe... Kabir to naraz Hi tha..
Mai: kabir ab ghar hi ja rahe hai. Ghar ja kar sabase pahale tu hi chodna thik?
Maa: kabir bhai sahab ghar pahunch ne ke bad puri rat mai tumhari bas? Aur ha mamme na daba pane par itna gussa? Chalo mai aapke aage hi baithi hu... Chalo dabao... Achhe se daba lo... Aur yadav ab to gadi chalu kar...
Yadav ne gadi chalu ki aur kabir ne mamme dabana shuru kiya... Papa ko ye sab vichitr lag raha tha par unke pas koi chara bhi nahi tha...
Yadav: highway aa gaya hai kabir bhai agar blouse khol dete
Kabir: mai kholu?
Yadav: milkar maze karte hai. Jhadiyon me. Suna hai ke ye do tin tak sath le leti hai..
Ha nahi? Yadav ko thodi pata hai... To un dono ne delhi pahunchne tak kai bar highway par raste me gadi rok kar jhadiyon me ja kar maa ko choda... Maa chut dene me thak hi nahi rahi thi... Aur kya batau... Hame to maze aa rahe the par unko bhi aa rahe the... Aise taise kar ke ham log airport par pahonch gaye aur waha se flight pakad kar ham pahunche mumbai aur waha se sharif bachho ki tarah pune by bus ghar... Ek sidha sada parivar jaise travel karta hai waise hamane travel karte hue grah pravesh kiya... Maa sidha sofa par ja kar lambi hui..
Maa: aaaaaaa ghar aakhir ghar hi hota hai...
Kabir: ab mai kya karu?
Maa: aaj rat koi koi chut nahi dene walaa.. bich raste me chut ke aaspas kat bhi liya hai tumne koi chut nahi dega.. kisiko chut nahi milegi. Mai aaj mere bistar par akeli soungi. Sun rahe ho akeli?
Maa ne indirectly papa ko room se bahar kar ne ka bol diya.. aur ha muje bhi... Par ham sab thake the...
Papa: bhai tuje ghar rukne ko mana nahi kar raha hu. Par tu sath rahega to log bolenge. Behatar hai ke..
Kabir: hmmm samaj gaya mai... Sahi bat hai.. chal to mai apne puna vale ek family hai waha jata hu. Dekhta hu kya reaction hota hai...
Papa: dost mai abhi jane Ko bol hi nahi raha. Aaj to idhar ruk. Aaram kar phone kar ke bat kar ke tay kar ke waha tuje jana hai ya nahi aur fir bad me dekh... Ke kya kya kar sakata hai. Rent par mai tuje ghar dilva dunga aur kam bhi...
Aur fir papa aur kabir ko maine apne kamare me jane ko bola aur mai aage wale sofe par hi so ne ko nakki kiya... Maa uth kar unke room me chali gai.. par jaise hi wo dono ne kamara band kiya maa bahar aai...
Maa: darpan... Andar aajao...
Mai: nahi suman tu aaj akeli so...
Maa: kyo thak gaye kya aap mere badan se?
Maa ne halaka sa blouse niche kiya...
Mai: mai kyo thak ne laga..
Maa sofe ke pas ghutno ko mode baithi aur pallu ko hata kar boli..
Maa: dekho bra bhi ek side hai dikh rahi hai jaise aapko pasand hai...
Maa ka blouse ka pahala hook khula tha. Mammo ki darar saf dikhai de rahi thi. Safed bra silavate mari hui. Matalab ke wo patti ki bal chadi hui thi
Mai: meri jan thaki nahi hai tu?
Maa: par mai aapko mast nind dena chahti hu.. aap jiske hakdar hai... Chalo na bed par...
Mai: aUr ye dono.?
Maa: use sone do.. ham jagte hai na... Chalo na please?
Mai: ek shart par...
Maa: kya kaun si?
Mai: balcony me...
Maa: pagal ho aap? Waha pata hai sab dikhai dega samne...
Mai: to nai... Muje nind aa rahi hai..
Maa: are yar... Waha nahi please?
Mai: muje to balcony me hi chudna hai..
Maa: par kyo?
Mai: kabir aur yadav ke sath din dahade jhadiyon me ja ja kar chudva sakate ho. To abhi balcony me kya problem hai?
Maa: are wo bahar the ham. Hame waha koi nahi janta tha.. aur yaha... Please...
Mai: nahi mai kuch nahi janta...
Maa: aaaaaaa jalan ho rahi hai..
Mai: ha wo hi man lo...
Maa: khule me chodna chahate ho in short...
Mai: yes...
Maa: to kya kar sakate hai? Chalo long drive par chalte hai.. mai maza karvati hu aapko.. jo maza kisi ne nahi kiya...
Mai: abhi long drive par?
Maa: ha chalo na .. kitne din ho gaye puna nahi dekha...
Mai: abhi balcony me mana kar rahi thi aur abhi pune ki sadako par? Kuch khas pahan kar aana padega...
Maa: maine aap log muje wo gufa me le gaye the tab bhi maza nahi karvaya tha? Bhul gaye? To abhi to aap akele ho...
Mai: ha chalo biwi ka hukum hai chalana hi padega...
Maa: mai abhi kuch khas mast pahan kar aati hu...
Mai: yad rahe meri jan ke...
Maa: ha baba bra ki patti aapko dikhai degi.. magar sirf bra pahan ke aau to?
Mai: madarchod randi. Tu nangi aayegi to bhi muje problem nahi hai. Par yaha agar koi bahar kisine dekh liya to problem ho sakati hai...
Maa: fir bhi mai sirf bra pahan ke saree lapet ke aaungi. Tension mat lo aap. Aapko khush nahi karungi to kise karungi?
Aur fir maa ye pahan kar aai... Khali bra aur saree maa ka ab kayam ka kapada ban chuka tha...

Ham maa bete mera matalab hai miya biwi waise akele pahali bar long drive par nikle... Maa ne saree ko puri tarah dhak diya tha upar ke hisse ko to kisi ko bhi shak nahi ja sakega ke maa ne bra hi pahani hai... Par maine maa ko kaha tha ke safe side ke liye blouse ko rakhe sath me. Puna me night me nikle hai to pata nahi ke aage kya ho.. dar tha par thoda romanch bhi tha. Ham dono akele jo nikle the pahali bar. Aise rat me. Gadi me...

Mai: suman yaha abhi blouse pahan lo.
Maa: kyo?
Mai: highway tak jayenge. Toll naka aayega kuch bhi matalb shahar me..
Maa: hamm point hai...

Maa ne blouse pahan ne ke liye saree niche ki aur fir blouse ko pahan liya gadi me hi... Haay kya nazara tha... Blouse pahan ne hath upr kiya to mai mammo par hath se dabocha . Are ye to mera janm sidh adhikar hai... Wo ouch karti rahi aur maine use bade mushkil se blouse pahan ne diya... Waise to sannata tha pure puna me. Karib 1 baje the. Ham log pagal the jo nikle the. Havaskhor dono ke dono...

Mai: suman batao ke kaha chudai karna pasand karogi. Pura puna hamara hai abhi to.
Maa: are mai to apne bedroom me bhi pair chode kar deti. Par tuje bahar chudai karni thi.
Mai: bhosdiki yaha bich chorahe par chod du?
Maa: are mere madarchod raja ji. Are aapke kahane par randi ban chuki hu to chorahe par pair failana kaun si badi bat hai... Hukum karo abhi nangi ho jau? Bas ab kahi par rakh ke meri chut ki pyas buja do...

Maa ko ekdam intensity me dekh kar mai apne aap ko rok nahi pa raha tha par ab jagah dhundhne ke liye highway jana hi best tha.. highway aate hi maa mere kabu me nahi ho rahi thi. Wo bal bikharte hue.. chudas dikh rahi thi. Muje laga tha ke ab agar use lund nahi mila to wo pagla jayegi..

Mai: bhosdiki bal thik kar randi lag rahi hai.. hahahahahaha
Maa: madarchod lund dena please. Mai nahi sehna pa rahi hu.. aaaaaaa
Mai: kya hua...
Maa: are meri chut ki garami mar dal rahi hai. Ghaghara gila gila ho gaya... Darpan. please...
Mai: penty nahi pahani thi?
Maa: chudai karne le ja raha hai ya ghumane madarchod. Rok gadi. Aur chal na fad de please...
Mai: kya meri jan?
Maa: jo bhi dikhe tuje.. gand chut muh sab fad de...

Mai use aur tadpane ke liye...

Mai: wo sab tera already fata huaa hai...
Maa: are mai dono pair ko tang kar dungi. Aapke lund ko khub tanav dungi. Please dedo muje lund...

Ab to mai bhi rah nahi pa raha tha... Maine gadi ki side me... Gadi ki parking light chalu ki aur maa ki aur dekha..

Mai: ab?
Maa: ab chudai. Chalo jhadiyon me man tha na? Jhadiyon me hi chalo...
Mai: waha kuch lagega nahi?
Maa: are aap ke dhakke lagte hai wahi kafi hai. Ek bar aaj aisa karega? Ke tu muje maa kah kar hi chode? Please?
Mai: ha maa chalo chudai karte hai ...

Ham log bahar nikle par maa mere upar sidha kiss karne lagi... Gadiyo ki aavan javan chalu thi. Maine maa ko kiss karte hue road se utar kar vapas chumma chati chalu ki... Maine fatafat maa ka blouse utara aur fir saree. Luckily ek jagah aisi mili ke waha mitti thi.. sirf 4 5 minutes me to ham dono gadi se karib 200 meter ki duri par jhadiyon me mitti ke upar chumma chati karte hue nange khde the...

Maa: bahot hi bada mota aur pyara lund diya hai maine...
Mai: tune?
Maa: aur nahi to kya mere pet me bana hai tera lund...
Mai: aur aaj ek bar aur wo pet me jane ko taiyar hai..
Maa: mai thoda chus leti hu tera lund bete...
Mai: maa jara achhe se chusna ekdam kadak banade.. mai aaj ekdam taiyar baitha hu...

Maa niche baith kar mere lund ko chusne lagi.. aur itne me phone aaya... Mera pent thoda dur pada tha. Andhera bhi thoda tha. Maine maa ko lund chusana chalu rakha aur thoda move ho kar mobile uthaya... Mere bap ka tha...

Papa: kidhar chale gaye aap?
Mai: are papa highway par maa ko chodne aaya hu...
Papa: ok beta khayal rakhna... Waha police ka thoda dhyan rakhna... Thik hai rakh raha hu...

Aur papa ne rakh diya...

Mai: maa ab chalo so jao muje upr chad kr chodna padega aapko...
Maa: ha beta chal.. pahale gand marega ya chut?
Mai: doggy style me aa jao. Andhera hai to pata nahi koi bhi pahale mil jaye...
Maa: bete please chut me pahale de.. Aur mamme dabate dabate... Mai tere lap par baith jaungi aur tu muje mammo ke sath ...
Mai: maa aap jara garadan mud diyo to mai kiss bhi kar pau

Aur fir maa aur maine isi tarah jhadiyon me khuli hava me mitti par milan kiya... Maa ke chut me lund fat se ghusa... Maa jor jor se aaah kar rahi thi... Mai mammo ko dabata maa ko gardan se mude kiss kar raha tha... Jaise ki maa ka badan mere lund par chal hi raha tha... Thandi thandi hava me itna maza aata hai ye muje yadav ke time par nahi aaya tha. Par aaj pata chala..

Mai: maa yadav ne aise hi choda tha kya Apko?
Maa: nahi beta uska itna lamba... Aaaahaahaaa... Nahi tha haay... Pahale tu ye bol is position me to tuje pasan hai ouch waise mil rahi hai na?
Mai: ha maa bas kutiya ban jaye tu to fir sab maza hi maza hai.. aur andar le maa upr aaja...
Maa: yadav mere mammo ko headlights bolta tha...
Mai: ohooo ok... Chal ab gand de maa..
Maa: le le na beta chut je bagal me hi gand ka hole hai.
Mai: bol to du ke mai hole change kar raha hu..
Maa: aurat ko ek bar chut me ... Ouch... Dhime beta Gand me gaj bhi gilavat apne aap nahi aati..
Mai: to apne thuk se thoda gila kar de.. mai chut ka pani udhar lagata hu...

Thodi der me gand me lund adjust ho gaya...

Mai: chalo maa dhakke lagana shuru karo...

Maa ne gadi tez chalu kar di...

Maa: ha to mai kah rahi thi ke aurat ko lund adhure pan me mile to wo kuch bhi marva leti hai. Fir use kuch puchna hi mat. aur tez karu?
Mai: ha chal upr niche mast lag raha hai...

Vapas phone aaya... Papa ka...

Papa: darpan bahot der mat karna please kal college bhi jana hai...
Mai: aaah... Papa maa ki gand me lund hai mera aur aap hai ke college ka rat laga ke baithe ho...
Papa: maa ko bad me chod lena jald hu khatam karo aur aao ghar. Ye risky hai sab..
Mai: maa bat karo...
Maa: aaah... Baite ab tum thoko gand me. Mai bat karti hu... Bolo... Ouch...
Papa: suman ab ye itna bhi havaskhor na bano aur ghar aa jao. Mai kaha mana kar raha hu koi bhi rishte se.. par ye risk hai....
Maa: aap ... Aaah... Please... Mai abhi gand marva kar aur chut me viry dala kar ghar aa jaungi. Mai maa banna chahti hu. Aaahhhh... Chut me dal bete chut me dal... Aaaha.... Maine aapko roka kabhi aapke sex ke dauran... Muje achhe se chud jane do.. mera honhar beta chut gand mast baja raha hai meri... Ye to bolte rahenge. Tu ab chut me dal..

Phone ko side me rakh diya... Maa ne gand se lund nikal liya...

Maa: muje period nahi huaa is bar.. shayad maa ban bhi jau aur shayad monopos ka asar hai... Par mai chahti hu ke aap muj par missionary position me savar ho kar chut me apna kimti viry de...
Mai: bas so jao niche mai upar aa jata hu.. thode kankar chubhne lagenge. Par dard sahan karna to teri khasiyat hai meri jan.. aaja mai bhi tere bachhe ka bap banna chahta hu...

Fir maa mitti par sidhi let gai... Maine mitti uthai maa ke badan par bikher di...

Maa: ye kya kar rahe ho aap..
Mai: tere badan ko mitti se ragad raha hu... Yaha chodunga to kuch nishan.. wah wah suman tu kya kamal ki cheez ban chuki hai.. tuje... Meri man har roz chudna chahie. Tera badan mast hota ja raha hai...
Maa: ab der na karo please... Ghusa de andar....

Aur fir maa ki chut me uske pet me bana lund ek aur bar ghusa. Aur fatafat mai ghapaghap chalu kiya... Kya maza aa raha tha. Sach me dil khush ho gaya... Mitti me niche kankar maa ko lag rahe honge. Par maine to pura badan maa ke badan par rakh diya. Mera koi bhi hissa jamin ko chhu nahi raha tha.. chudai ki aavaze aaaaaaa uhhhhhh aur jor se... Madarchod bhosdiki randi chutye ki mithi madhur aavazo ke bad desh ki aabadi badhane ke disha me ek aur prayatn kiya gaya. Pura andar tak ja kar maine viry ko chhoda jab tab maa ke mammo ko kuchale hue dabaye hue the. Hotho par ek majbut chumban chalu tha. Bal bikhar gaye the. Mitti se maa puri bhari hui thi. Bal mitti mitti ... Maa thaki hui... Halke halake prakash me ... Shayad wo bhi chut se pani chhod chuki thi... Aankhe band thi. Pasine se... Chamak rahi thi sali...

Mai: maza aaya meri rani
Maa: aaaaaaahhhhhh... Ha bahot...

Ham dono ek dusre ki baho me puri tarah chumma chati kar rahe the intense mahol tha. Mai abhi abhi halake se dhakke mar raha tha.

Maa: mai 2 bar jad chuki hu... bahot thaki hu... please ab ye aapne pahale kabhi nahi kiya...
Mai: are par tuje ek ke bad ek mardo ko chut dene ka anubhav to hai na. Mai wahi pura kar rahi hu...
Maa: us din to goli khai tHi aaj chut pani ab nahi chhod payegi. Kal se chud rahi hu...
Mai: are ye meri chut hai. Abhi nikale gi pani... Jara pair meri pith par le... Aur upar... Ha ab dekh kaise tuje use karta hu.. chilla tujme dam hai itna..

Maa ko dard ho raha tha par maine badi shiddat se mehanat hi nahi ki par kue me dhakke bhi mare. Aur fir ek bar aur pani nikala tab tak ma puri thak chuki thi...

Mai: nikala na... Aaahhhh...
Maa: haaaaaaa... BAHOT... Chut ek bar pani chhodakar dard deti thi. Par aaaahaahaaa dard ke bad asali maza hai... Thanks darpan thank you so much...

Maa puri tarah haf rahi thi. Par tab tak muje jhadiyon se gadi ke aaspas log dikhe... Are bap re police....

Jaise maine dekha ke gadi ke aaspas police dikhi. Mai dar gaya. Chut aur gand mai maa ki fad raha tha par ab gand meri fat rahi thi. Mai apna lund bahar nikal na chah raha tha. Par wo nikal ne nahi de rahi thi.

Mai: abe madarchod waha dekh police

Maa bhi dar gai. Fatafat jat se lund bahar nikala. Aur...

Mai: kapade pahan jaldi se...

Wo aur mai jaldi se kapade pahane. Tab tak kya plan banana hai maine soch liya. Maine maa ko samajaya aur mai jaldi se jhadiyon se nikla... Muje aate hue dekh...

Police: ye gadi tumhari hai?
Mai: ha sir kyo kya hua?
Police: gadi kharab ho gai he?

Maine kuch aur plan banaya tha par kuch aur ban ne ja raha tha..

Mai: ha wo sir kharab ho gai thi. Ab sab sahi hai. To mai bas 2 min bathroom gaya tha. Actually meri maa bhi sath hai. Wo bhi aa hi rahi hai?
Police: tumhari maa? Kya kar rahi hai? Kaha hai?
Mai: sir wo aa hi rahi hai. Pahale wo bahar thi mai ho aaya. Ab wo andar hai mai bahar Hu...
Police: ok kidhar ja rahe ho?
Mai: sir ghar hi ja rahe hai.
Police: par itni der rat?
Mai: are sir kam se bahar gaye the to ghar vapas ja rahe the. Ab itni dur gadi kharab ho gai aur fir dekho ye sab...

Mai confidence se bol raha tha. Police bat bhi achhe se sun rahi thi. Tab tak maa aai bahar police use dekhte hi rah gaya...

Maa: kya hua beta?
Police: wo madam kuch nahi. Wo actually aaj kal ye highway par aise.. bas aap jaie madam...

Maine dhanyawad bola aur gadi me baith gai... Police wala maa ko hi dekh raha tha ek hi najar se... Maine gadi chalu ki aur nikal liya... Gadi me...

Maa: kuch hua to nahi hai na?
Mai: pata nahi.
Maa: kyo pata nahi?
Mai: maine maa sath hai kar ke bol diya. Ab wo karega jo karega.
Maa: ab wo kya karega. Ham log to nikal liye.
Mai: jaise gadi ki number plate hamari blank hai...
Maa: par wo itna... Ohhhhh...hmmmm ab?
Mai: koi nahi dekha jayega ke long drive se mili teri chut kitni mahengai padati hai...
Maa: manna padega par wo tha to handsome. Shayad meri umr ka hi hoga...
Mai: ha to ye to nahi bol sakata tha na ke ye meri maa he use chod raha tha aur ab jao aap bhi thoda aish kar lo..
Maa: are baba tension kyo le rahe ho aap. Jaane do dekh lenge...
Mai: ye police ki jat ka bharosa nahi kar sakate. Mai bol raha hu. Yad rakhna...
Maa: tum kuch jyada soch rahe ho.. waise bolo chudai kaisi rahi meri?
Mai: wo puchne ki bat hai? Par aakhir me achanak police...
Maa: of oh.. police se agar dar gaye ho to aa jana meri baho me. Mai nangi soungi tere sath bas?

Aur aisi taise bate karate hue gam pahunch gaye ghar. Room me gaye maa ne fatak se apne sare utare aur jaise tay hua tha waisi nangi mere sath bistar par so gai. Subah papa to shayad chale gaye honge kyonki jab mai utha 11 baje the. Bathroom me masti ki aavaz aa rahi thi. Shayad kabir uncle aur maa hongi. Maine kan lagaye bathroom me...

Maa: bas yar 1 ghanta ho gaya ab jad bhi jao.
Kabir: par tu apna muh thik se nahi chala rahi hai.
Maa: par chut bhi hai gand bhi hai waha dalo na
Kabir: randi ho kar bolti hai...

Ye sab majak chal raha tha mai dusre room me fresh hone chala gaya. Tab tak muje rahul ka phone aaya ...

Rahul: abe madarchod tu hai kaha par?aur kaha maa ki chut gand ko chupate hue ghum raha hai?
Mai: bhai ghar par hi hu...
Rahul: aa gaya? Mai aa raha hu... Bye...

Meri bat bhi nahi suni muje ye bhi nahi pata ke college me ho kya raha hai? Isi bich maa aur kabir dono masti marte hue bahar aaye... Maa bilkul nangi aur gili thi...

Maa: are uth gaye aap?
Mai: mai to kab ka uth chuka hu.. kabir bhai se muh chudva rahi thi tab...

Muje maa smooch karne aai...

Mai: kabir ke lund ki bu aayegi
Maa: aisa kya karte ho. Brush kiya gai maine...

Maa naraz ho gai mujse... Par muje bhi thoda gussa aaya tha. Meri baho me nangi thi to pahale.. are meri biwi hai. Chudai to bhar bhar kar rane de raha hu par bataya to kare... Kabir bhi khada lund nanga tha...

Mai: jao kapde pahan lo.
Maa: (gusse me) maine isliye nahi pahane the ke mai gili gili aapki baho me aapke sath bistar par uthana chahti thi...
Mai: hmmm rahul aa raha hai
Maa: are yar wo aa kar chut gand karega. Kya kare?
Mai: de dena. Itne dino ke bad mil rahi ho. Jaldi jhad jayega.
Maa: ok. Nangi swagat karu?
Mai: ha waisa hi kar ta ke wahi jhad jaye...

Mai maa se rukhi bate kar raha tha usne ye gaur kiya...

Maa: kya hua hai mere jan ko?

Kabir tab tak kapade pahan ke aa gaya tha...

Mai: kuch nahi.
Maa: biwi hu tumhari bolo
Mai: ha to biwi ban ke kyo nahi rah rahi?
Maa: hay dayya aisa kya kar diya maine?
Mai: kuch nahi chhod
Maa: kabir jabardasti ghusa tha bathroom me...
Kabir: mai aaj waise bhi apne family ke pas ja raha hu..
Maa: to mai mana nahi kar pai...
Mai: hmmm to thik hai...
Maa: haaay... Ab batao na thand lag rahi hai mai gili hu kya pahanu? Rahul ka swagat kaise karu?
Mai: jao jaise kabir kahe waise kapade pahano...
Maa: fir na kahana idhar udhar muje chhue to..
Mai: kabir mast chhu le na...

Maine aankh mari aur maa ko wo lene aaya...

Mai: iski chut me ungli dal kar le ja...

Kabir ne aise hi kiya...

Maa: ouch... Chut me sirf ungli mat dalo ab khicho muje... Darpan aap andar aao chalo kapade pahanane...

Mai bhi gaya... Kuch der udhar idhar kapade dekh kar maine maa ko bola

Mai: towel lapet ke chali ja
Maa: bhosdike sidha chodne lag jayega.
Mai: ha to wo chod ne hi to aa raha hai... Mujse milne thodi aa raha hai...

Maa ne towel thik kiya... Par mammo ke mazedar ubhar? Kau karega use thik? Sale mamme hi aisi chiz hai ke jitna dabao bas bade hote hi jate hai... Bade hote hi jate hai...

Mai: iske mamme bahot bade ho gaye hai...
Maa: hmmm mai subah se dekh rahi hu ke aap kuch mood me to naHi hai kya hua...
Mai: kuch nahi re. Kal police ka kuch hove na bas wahi..
Kabir: police?
Mai: aapka ho gaya na aap jane wale the na rishtedar ke ghar. Jao niklo...
Kabir: are mai to chala hi jaunga. Par hua kya meri kuch jarurat padegi..
Mai: mere sixth sense ke hisab se aap chale jao jald.
Maa: par wo kya karega?
Mai: police kya kya karega wo unko pata..

Idhar itni der me to doorbell baj gai... Mera dil dhadak raha tha... Aur maa to jaise uska piya ghar aaya ho waise chal padi... Kabir bhi dar rha tha. Soch raha hoga ke pahale nikal pata police ke aane se pahale... Par jan me jan tab aai jab darwaza khula aur rahul aaya...

Rahul: aay hay meri jan mamme bahot yad aa rahe the... Towel kholna please...

Wo maa ke towel ko kholne aage badha.. par maa piche hat gai...

Maa: ek Minute ruko...
Mai: kya hua?
Maa: rahul se to mil lo...

Idhar mud ke dekha to kabir ko dekh kar hairan ho gaya wo sorry sorry bol ne laga...

Rahul: maf kijiyega wo actually...

Uski halat patali ho gai thi dekh kar.. ham sab hasne lage... Wo hamara prank samaj gaya tha par ye prani dekh kar hairan tha...

Mai: koi nai customer hai maa ka... Ja chad ja...

Rahul fir bhi thoda dar raha tha... Par kabir nikal raha tha..

Kabir: chal suman darling maza aa gaya mai niklta hu.
Maa: are ek kiss to lete jao..

Maa ne mast kiss diya aur kabir nikal gaya... Jaise hi gaya ...

Rahul: ye kya tha?
Mai: iske badan se paisa bhi milta hai ab
Rahul: tu bada kamina hai..
Mai: ja na ja pahale halaka ho ja...
Rahul: meri suman. Kitna miss kiya...
Maa: muje ya meri chut ko
Rahul: obviously teri chut ko...
Maa: ha to aaja... Le le meri chut...

Maa ne towel khola ke aav dekha na tav rahul maa pe chad gaya... Intense lover aaj jam kar maa ke upar apna hak jama raha tha vasana ke dam par... Hukum pe hukum chhodakar maa ko barabar istemal kar raha tha.... Maa itne experience ke bad ekdam mahir ho gai thi ...

Rahul: are inke badan se paise kya milne lage. Dekh to sahi kya istemal ho rahi hai. Itne dino me ye wow... Chut me to ghapaghap kitna mast... Darpan teri maa chut mast de rahi hai...
Mai: tu chodna bhai...

Maa mast randi ki tarah aavaz nikal rahi thi..

Rahul: ise maza aa raha hai. Darpan kuch naya sikha kya. Bol na
Mai: dard dena hai?
Maa: darpan nahi...
Rahul: bol na...
Mai: uske pairo ko upar kar aur sote sote gand mar. Pair upar hi rahne de...
Rahul: ha to ghutno ko mammo tak jod du...

Waisi position me 10 12 dhakko me rahul jhad gaya. Maa chikhti rahi chillate rahi. Par rahul usi position me andar tak jhad gaya.. lund nikal kar khada huaa...

Rahul: kya mal hai... Maza aa gaya... Bahot yad aa rahi thi teri...

Maa gussa me thi...

Maa: meri ya mere chhed ki...
Rahul: kyo aisa kya hua
Maa: chhed hi chahie. Chhed se pani nahi nikal na aata bhadve...

Abhi tak mai gusaa tha maa par. Par maa gussa ho gai rahul par. Shayad maa ne pani nahi nikala chut se to wo pyasi rah gai...

Rahul: par hua kya meri jan?
Maa: khud to mal nikal liye muje nahi nikalna tha pani kya?
Rahul: wo... Actually... Mai to...

Maa nangi uth kar hi kitchen me chali gai... Mai to dar gaya... Ye kya hua bhai..